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Chapter 50: Niu B’s booming couplet

The whole class was in an uproar and turned around again. Among them were Murong Xiaoke and Su Lei. Hu Shibian was famous for his bad temper in school. If anyone dared to say this to him, he would be seeking death. However,

Liu Yi had said it now, and he said it confidently. Hu Shibian was surprised that not only was he not angry, but he still spoke as if he was trying to please Liu Yi, which indeed made Su Lei a little confused.

Feeling the "envy" looks from the two of them, Liu Yi's anus tightened immediately. He blew his bangs slightly with his mouth and said, "Just tell me the problem!"

"Well! The problem is that the pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be used as leather, and its hair can be used as brushes. Can anyone tell you what other uses it has?" Hu

Shi Bian repeated the question just now!

"I'm going to wipe it, why do you need to ask?" Liu Yi smiled evilly, glanced behind Su Lei at Wang Longtao who was luckily looking at him, and said: "His name can't be cursed, for example.

It doesn’t matter if Wang Longtao is a pig or something!”

"Oh?" Hu Shibian frowned, scratched his head and whispered: "There seems to be some truth in what he said!"

At this time, Wang Longtao was really holding back his anger. Almost all the students in the class were covering their mouths and laughing at him, and his face was livid.

When he was drinking before, he was unhappy because Su Lei was on Liu Yi's side. He didn't have such a good heart for Liu Yi's so-called superficial brotherhood, and Liu Yi was the same.

Liu Yi looked at Wang Longtao eating a rubbish, and shrugged helplessly at him, indicating that it had nothing to do with him.

"Liu Yi, don't you like to answer questions? Do you dare to answer a couplet from me?" Wang Longtao smiled sinisterly in his heart at this time. No matter what, I am the monitor of the class. You, a transfer student, dare to openly challenge me?

Huh, Wang Longtao thinks that not many people in this school dare to do anything to him, except of course Su Lei and Murong Xiaoke, but with your little Liu Yi, what can you do to fight with yourself? Wang Longtao snorted coldly.

"I'm not good at studying and I don't want to take the couplet!" Liu Yi said lightly.

However, this also verified one of Liu Yi's thoughts, that is, Wang Longtao wanted to do something wrong with Su Lei. He definitely didn't want to simply pursue Su Lei. Otherwise, how could Su Weiqiang ask himself to protect Su Lei?

, it’s also big these days

I have a general understanding of the situation in Wang Longtao's family. Judging from the strength of his family, there is absolutely no one in Fengyuan except his family who can be said to be a good match for Su Lei's family. Since Su Weiqiang does not consider it, then

There is definitely a reason for him.

So Liu Yi has always been more careful about Wang Longtao, but it was beyond Liu Yi's expectation. He didn't expect that Wang Longtao would lose his temper and fall out with him so quickly! Originally, Liu Yi wanted to tease him more.

Him, until his true face was forced out.

Liu Yi knew very well, how could a dandy like him really be a brother to a prostitute like Liu Yi? Everyone could see that Wang Longtao had a human face and a beast heart, and he even wanted to drink Liu Yi with wine. He still wanted to drink.

He didn't drink it enough and ended up vomiting blood. It seems that Liu Yi still overestimated him a little. He wanted to play Infernal Affairs but he was so fake.

"It's okay to pick up one, and it's okay if you can't pick one up. We are all classmates and no one laughs at you. If you don't dare to play, it would be really boring." Wang Longtao said with a mocking smile.

Dare not? Haha, there are too many things that Liu Yi does not dare to do, but in the end Liu Yi also smiled and agreed to his unreasonable request. Liu Yi did not believe that he was a graduate of Weiye Academy.

Wouldn't he be as intelligent as a high school student?

After Liu Yi agreed to Wang Longtao's request, Su Lei, who was in front of her, turned around a little curiously. Liu Yi, who only knew how to stir up trouble all day long, actually dared to pick up a couplet with Wang Longtao? She

He curled his lips and made a small calculation in his mind. When the time came, Liu Yi would be embarrassed if he couldn't answer. He would have to promote it with Wu Qingqing when he got home, hehe...

Of course, Murong Xiaoke was also turning back with him at the same time. Looking at the two beauties in front of him, he turned around almost at the same time. Liu Yi immediately became energetic and deliberately blinked at Su Lei, which was considered a discharge.

! But Su Lei didn't seem to be impressed by her omnipotent charm. Liu Yi touched his nose and looked towards the roof awkwardly, seeming to be saying to the readers and spectators: "That scene just now.

...You can pretend you didn't see it..."

After a while, Wang Longtao thought of a couplet and said: "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous!"

Liu Yi smiled. How could he not be able to answer such a difficult couplet that required certain literary background? I have to say that with Wang Longtao's IQ, he could only come up with such a vulgar couplet. In fact, Liu Yi

You can casually name several couplets: boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend and girlfriend.

, but just answering Wang Longtao's words in such a simple way made Liu Yi seem to be neither high-end, grand, nor classy. At the same time, he already had an excellent second line in his heart, and he looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.

He replied: "My second line is, damn you, ***, you ***!"

puff……

I have to say that Liu Yi's lower link is really in line with Liu Yi's identity. It is high-end, classy, ​​low-key, luxurious and connotative! Even Su Lei, who is not far away and doesn't usually like Liu Yi, raised her eyebrows at him.

Thumbs up!

"You..." Wang Longtao was already livid at this time and his face was about to turn purple!

This incident was just a small episode during Liu Yi's class in the morning. Since Hu Shibian said that he would give a lecture after class, Wang Longtao did not have much entanglement with Liu Yi about this matter, but his heart was ruthless.

He carefully wrote down what happened this morning. One day he would make Liu Yi walk around without food.

There was nothing interesting except for the morning class. After having a casual meal in the cafeteria at noon, Liu Yi still wandered around the campus for a while. It was time for class in the afternoon. At this time, Liu Yi's classmate

Desk skipped class all morning and was back by now.

But when he came back, he was no longer exactly what he looked like. His face was as swollen as a big steamed bun, and he had two black panda eyes. He had obviously been beaten.

.

"What's wrong? Your mother beat you up after you skipped class and came home?" Liu Yi looked at Yang Lei's swollen face with a smile and said, "But your mother's attack was quite cruel. Look, your face was beaten."

It’s in the shape of a trapezoid, tsk… it’s level!”

"Damn it, you still have time to laugh at me. You didn't get into a group fight yesterday!" Yang Lei covered his face and said dissatisfied, and then continued: "Fortunately you didn't come yesterday. If you had come, you would probably follow.

I’m almost done!”
Chapter completed!
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