Chapter 53 Hello, uncle

"Meet the uncle."

Yi Tianxing gently knelt beside the fat monk, put his hands together and said respectfully.

The fat monk also shook the strong wind on the top of Mount Sumeru with his terrifying snoring like thunder, but there was no sign of waking up.

Yi Tianxing smiled bitterly and thought, the uncle was really sleepy as legendary. He scratched his head, and leaned closer helplessly, leaned against the fat monk's ear and said softly: "Wu Neng, it's time to eat."

The fat monk opened his eyes suddenly, and two cold lights shot out, turning over and moving with the wind and clouds in the mountains. His fat body turned flexibly in the air. The nine-toothed nail palladium took action and smashed it hard towards Yi Tianxing, who was half kneeling on the ground!

There was a loud bang.

Yi Tianxing knelt on the ground, his knees sank into the hard bluestone, and the stone powder suddenly splashed.

He held the iron stick in his hands, his teeth clenched, and a deep mark appeared on his lips. The robe on his arms was shaken into cloth silk by his muscles, flying in the air!

Above the iron rod are the terrifying nine cold iron teeth.

"It's not small." The fat monk looked at Yi Tianxing coldly under the nail palladium. Two cold lights swept across his face, and then swept over the black iron rod that Yi Tianxing had been holding.

The fat monk frowned slightly, and a few flashes of light flashed through his pupils. He didn't feel any silly at all. He looked like a very cunning calculator. He slowly put away his nine-toothed nails and sat on the ground again, brushing the bluestone powder dyed in his robes on his body, and looked at Yi Tianxing with a slant.

Yi Tianxing coughed twice, got up from the ground, but was not well-looking by the uncle's eyes, so he quickly saluted again: "Yi Tianxing meets the uncle of the second uncle."

"Yi Tianxing?" The fat monk said lightly: "You changed your name, boy, where did you steal my senior brother's stick?"

Yi Tianxing was stunned and thought, why could these people tell what kind of bullshit he is?

"My family is on the side of the garbage dump on earth. After adolescence, I realized that it was the Bodhisattva who threw me down and suffered..." He quickly told the old man about his past in the world and the current situation of the old monkey.

"Uncle Master, this is the case."

This is Yi Tianxingdi's summary of Chen Ci. After saying that, he tilted his head and looked at the legendary uncle with a smile.

During Yi Tianxing's story telling, his second uncle always maintained a fixed posture. He was lying half on the black stone altar with his eyes wide open and he was breathing heavily from time to time. It seemed that he was quite interested in these things.

At the end of the story, Comrade Wuneng narrowed his eyes, looked at Yi Tianxing's eyes, and did not speak for a long time.

There was a wave of embarrassing silence, just when Yi Tianxing was about to be unable to withstand this kind of black and white silent film oppression. He sang a pop song in anger.

Comrade Wuneng speaks.

Before he could speak, there was a burst of extremely cheerful and extremely arrogant laughter.

"Wowhahahaha..." A burst of laughter, Wuneng's bloody mouth seemed even more terrifying, and the breath that blew out from his big mouth smelled. Yi Tianxing of the smoke quickly covered his nose.

"Hahahaha." Gono's stomach hurt so much that his laughter. He rolled under the black stone altar with his big round belly, and his speech seemed less straightforward: "You...you...you...you...you...you're the monkey splashing today."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yi Tianxing was stunned and thought to himself that this uncle was not crazy about being crazy - he knew that the old monkey had been living in prison for five hundred years. How could he be so happy?

The laughter gradually fell, and the coldness gradually arose in the laughter. Wuneng narrowed his eyes, and the evil spirit gradually arose: "Do you know that in fact, I have not been very convinced of your master for the past thousand years, that monkey splashing."

Yi Tianxing was stunned and said goodbye to me. Another old gossip came out.

Good Family Color. Wuneng’s words are more reliable: “I have told the monkey a long time ago that he should not offend people everywhere because he knows how to fight. He offended those little gods and Bodhisattvas backed him, and the Buddha supported him. How could he say, Buddha is also the boss of our school. But the monkey is too arrogant and finally offended the Buddha and was driven out of Mount Sumeru. The master was also imprisoned.”

Wuneng Hanhan's words continued to sound: "That Poison Monkey made the master and I feel shameless in Mount Sumeru. Later, the Buddha disappeared, and Amitabha did not look at me directly. I pretended to be stupid and stayed on Mount Sumeru. I thought that if I saw that Poison Monkey in the future, I would definitely scold him for being so bloody."

Yi Tianxing interrupted the second uncle's memory inappropriately and asked: "Mount Sumeru has been destroyed, and the Six Desire Heavens seem to have left. Why can the Pure Land allow you to stay here?"

"Because there has never been a powerful person in the sky and the earth who thinks... a guy who is greedy for food and sleep, and is afraid of death can bring them any trouble." Wuneng smiled slightly, but his smile was filled with the smell of knowing the heavens and not being able to live and being scheming.

"Hehe." Yi Tianxing smiled treacherously, understanding the meaning of this pig.

"Don't disturb me!" Wuneng saved the trouble and cursed: "I thought that the broken monkey had made a mess, which made me not have a good life. In the past few hundred years, I don't know how many times he scolded him. Unexpectedly, he was even worse than me. His saliva was in vain..."

"Hahahaha." Wuneng couldn't help laughing again, as if he thought that the elder brother had been unhappy in the past five hundred years, which made him much happier.

"Crazy Pig." Yi Tianxing cursed deep in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Wuneng suddenly changed his words and said gloomyly: "Who is it from? How dare I keep my respectful elder brother? Go into the house to pack up the dried fruits, I will go down the mountain and go to fight for the life of that guy."

Yi Tianxing was stunned again, thinking that the second senior brother said so righteous and brave. But it really didn't fit his personality. After thinking about it, Yi Tianxing figured out the reason. He smiled bitterly and shook his head and asked, "Uncle Master must have guessed that he was the master of Buddha Pass."

Wuneng was a little embarrassed and said with a shy face: "So what?"

Yi Tianxing sighed and said, "Uncle Master must have known that the Buddha has disappeared, and even the two great Bodhisattvas, Samantabhadra Manjushri, could not be found."

Wuneng blushed and said, "So what?"

Yi Tianxing smiled bitterly and said, "The Buddha is Guan Laohou's great enemy. You and I can't find the Buddha, how can you take revenge? No wonder Uncle Master said so righteously. I think Uncle Master didn't want to go down the mountain to avenge his master, but I was afraid he wanted to go down the mountain to live a life of flowers.

Yi Tianxing told him his thoughts. Wuneng blushed and said quietly: "You boy is so kind, how could you tell me all my thoughts?"

"But Master is still in heaven, so it's hard for us to go back to the world alone."

"Master..." Wuneng suddenly lowered his voice and cursed like "pedantic, stupid": "...the Zen mind is firm and I can't persuade him."

Yi Tianxing smiled and said, "Where is Master Master? Second Master Uncle, you have to lead me."

"What should I do to take him?"

"In addition to Guanyin Bodhisattva, only the master and guild will be able to use it. The Bodhisattva is not reliable, so you have to find the master." Yi Tianxing explained: "The master was trapped in Guiyuan Temple. The supreme Buddha light was too powerful. There was also the master and the black gold bracelet on his wrist, so you had to find a way."

After hearing this, Wuneng frowned and didn't know what he was thinking. After a while, he opened his mouth and said quietly: "I guess. The master has gone, and he can't help the eldest brother."

Yi Tianxing was shocked and thought to himself that if the master could not help rescue the master from the hut in the back garden of Guiyuan Temple, wouldn’t he have done a dangerous trip to the sky by himself? It’s useless?

Wuneng then frowned and said, "For the first time today, our beloved senior brother has been locked in the world by the great Buddha in the past five hundred years. There is a problem."

"What's the problem?" Yi Tianxing actually guessed what the problem was.

"Why?" Wuneng took a breath, stared at Yi Tianxing's eyes, and said coldly: "Even if the monkey gives the Buddha a sour fruit, the Buddha has no reason to lock the monkey up for another five hundred years. Do you really think this is a skilled job? The previous five hundred years was to make the master achieve the Buddha's position. After the next five hundred years, there must be some explanation. The Buddha has no tendency to violence, nor has the habit of forbidden rooms."

Yi Tianxing said with a frown: "I have also discussed these questions with my master. But there is no answer. But the problem is that the Pure Land Sect is chasing descendants of Mount Sumeru on earth. Samantabhadra Manjushri was killed in the land of miserable places, and the Arhats in the sky are almost never reborn. Uncle Master, this is the situation I am facing now, so I am very anxious to get out of trouble. If he comes out, I probably won't have the courage to go to the world to mess around again. So the primary problem now is to rescue the master, rather than looking for reasons for why he was imprisoned."

"No." Wuneng shook his finger philosophically and said firmly: "We need to learn to find the essence of anything. If we know why our beloved senior brother was imprisoned, we will know what the great Buddha is thinking. Maybe we will know why the Buddha disappeared, and we can also find why the Pure Land has been preventing the people of Mount Sumeru from searching for the whereabouts of the Buddha."

He lowered his voice and said to Yi Tianxing mysteriously: "If the reason is found, we can talk to Amitabha and drink tea..." He laughed and said: "You can be calm and you must fight and kill."

Yi Tianxing gave him a blank look and thought that this person was afraid of death and so much that he could find such a complicated excuse.

"Before the monkey was driven out of Mount Sumeru, he had chatted with Buddha in the orchard behind the mountain once." Wuneng said, "I was stealing vegetables in the kitchen that day, so I didn't know the specific situation, but the master started sighing since that day."

He looked at Yi Tianxing and shook his head and said, "After the master has been in a good mood, he smiled like a bride in a sunny mood, but after that day he replied with a sad face, so I know something must have happened."

He continued, "Later, the monkey left, and the Buddha suddenly disappeared. Amitabha Buddha brought the arhats of heaven to Mount Sumeru. At that time, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva were leading the thirty-six arhats to various circles to search for them. Therefore, there were no powerful figures on Mount Sumeru. Those guys in the Six Desire Heaven were also shameless people who had milk and were mothers, so they left with Amitabha Buddha."

"No bloodshed coup." Yi Tianxing nodded and expressed his reason.

"Before Amitabha left, he found a quiet place to say a few words to his master. After he came out, he did not make any crime. He exiled the master and locked up in a place without people." Wuneng thought hard, "I don't understand why the master is so obedient, and why Guanshiyin Bodhisattva didn't say anything."

"What happened later?" Yi Tianxing asked with some confusion, "Everyone in Mount Sumeru has left, you are the only one who stays."

"Amitabha glanced at the Black Stone Altar, and then told me to stay here and clean it every day." Wuneng cursed, "It's the one behind you."

Yi Tianxing looked to his left and saw Uncle Wuneng leaning against the black stone altar. The black stone jade was moist, and the breath inside was flowing, but it was not clear. It felt very strange.

"Uncle Master endured humiliation and was devoted to protecting Master Master, and his nephew was impressed." Yi Tianxing suddenly bowed to Wuneng seriously.

Wuneng said impatiently: "I'm always greedy for life and fear of death. You boy, you are not so good at flattering."

Yi Tianxing smiled and said, "Since Uncle Master said that he had asked his master if he was leaving, I thought he had tried to rescue his master from the confined place. According to Uncle Master's temperament, if it weren't for the great detention that dragged you down, how could you endure the loneliness on the top of Mount Sumeru for the past five hundred years."

The wind blew gently on the top of Mount Sumeru, blowing on the cheeks of the two, making them extremely comfortable.
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