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Chapter 66 Please discount it 1/4 【For further reading】

There is a school cafeteria that is not listed to the public. They have just finished lunch. The cooks and aunts are gathered in the back kitchen chatting about their parents' family affairs. Only on a small bench in the corner, there is a good-looking girl who is immersed in cooking. .

Really? Keep your head down.

My head almost stuck into the rice bowl.

Seeing her eating look, an aunt said with distress and unbearability: "Shu Shu, you will spit out the bones after eating the chicken, don't feel bad, there is plenty of food in the cafeteria."

"No, it's okay, Aunt Li."

The weasel raised his head, puffed out his oily mouth and said vaguely: "I just like to eat bones."

She is good-looking, so even if she eats wildly, she will not offend anyone. Instead, she shows her naivety and is very lovable, especially to the appetites of these middle-aged women.

"Just don't talk about her."

Another chef holding a rice bowl raised his head and said: "When I first came out, I was not as good as her. I looked for opportunities to go into the pig pen all day long to grab food. The pigs were starving and thin for two months, and the family only found out."

These words made everyone laugh.

"I'm afraid that others won't know that you are a wild boar that has become a spirit."

An aunt finished teasing with a smile, then turned to look at Weasel: "Weasel, hasn't your brother called you yet? What a nice name Auntie gave you, Huang Xiaoxian, it's cute and metaphorical."

The weasel, who was chewing bones in his mouth, didn't bother to speak and just shook his head. However, these aunts had seen her like this a lot in the past few days, so it wasn't surprising.

"This kid accepts death."

An aunt smiled and said: "On the first day she came, we asked us to call her Shushu. I went home out of curiosity and looked it up. Weasels are obviously members of the mustelidae family. If we want to call them weasels, we should call them weasels. Why do we call them Shushu? , and she ended up hahahaha——"

Everyone laughed again.

The explanation given by the weasel at that time was still fresh in their minds, and they would probably never forget it for the rest of their lives - Weasel, with only rat and wolf in its name, and no weasel, how could it be called a weasel?

Someone asked her why she didn't call herself wolf.

After all, it sounded much more domineering than any rat. Her answer at the time was: She was not as big as a wolf.

In short, this is a very cute girl. Although she has only been here for a few days, basically all the aunties like her. Rather than saying that she is stupid, she is just a bit stupid. When she encounters other things, such as an auntie who wants to give her When introducing someone to her, she was not fooled at all.

"Zhushu, when you come back and can go out, shall I introduce you to a young man who has become a bamboo rat? You and I can also be considered members of the same family."

Another aunt encouraged: "It would be great for the young man to work in the Demon Management Bureau. In human terms, it is an iron rice bowl."

The weasel shook his head like a rattle.

Marriage? What kind of marriage?

I heard that if two people get separated after getting married, they will have to share half of the food and accommodation with each other. It’s scary to think about it. Why? She would rather die (cross out). She would rather fight!

but……

Suddenly remembering a certain point, the weasel put aside his love for chicken, raised his head and asked eagerly: "Aunt Song, do all monsters have to get married?"

"Roughly the same."

The aunt she called Aunt Song said: "There are so few monsters in the city, why don't we find someone reliable to support each other? Shushu, you must not find a human. Human men have too many tricks. You have to be sure." Can’t live.”

After she finished speaking, the chef responded in agreement.

Regardless of gender, there are many examples of monsters being deceived by humans and changing their limits for one. Anti-cheating awareness is a key course in the school. It must be taken in the exam. If you don't get full marks, you won't be able to leave the school.

"I'm not looking for a man."

The weasel said without hesitation: "Can I ask for my brother? He is a fox. If he and I divide things in the future, I can give them to him, but I can't think of anyone else."

"..."

There was sudden silence all around.

After a while, Aunt Song coughed twice and asked, "Shu Shu, if I remember correctly, your brother seems to be only ten years old this year."

"yes."

Weasel didn't think there was anything wrong at all: "I have read a book before, and there is an idiom called wolf and fox for adultery, or fox and wolf for adultery? Then there is another word for adulterer and adulteress. After getting married, he is an adulterer.

I am--"

"Stop, stop, stop! That word is wolf-in-law!" Aunt Song interrupted her quickly, and then said earnestly: "Shu, Shu, you must study hard in cultural classes in the future, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of school in a few years."

"..."

Yeah?

The weasel fell into deep thought. She remembered that it was the wolf and the fox who had committed the crime. Yesterday, she used the computer in the school computer room to search carefully for the fox's entry.

The result was a shock.

It turns out that foxes don't like to eat chickens. They like to eat rabbits and mice. However, since her name also has the word "wolf" in it, her brother is definitely not her natural enemy.

It doesn't matter even if it is.

We are family (loud)

"Rat rat."

Just when the aunts wanted to educate her about the legal age for marriage, a voice came from outside the kitchen: "Your brother has called the school, please come out and pick it up."

"Coming!"

The weasel ran out with the rice bowl in hand.

Just have to wait until next time.

After getting the mobile phone and calling back, Weasel put the rice bowl next to her and took out a pile of change from her pocket. These were her wages. At her strong request, the monthly payment became

Daily settlement.

"Hello? Sister Huang?"

"it's me!"

The weasel clenched the money in his hand, holding the phone in his other hand, and said happily: "Brother! You finally called me. I miss you very much these days, but they won't let me out!"

On the other end of the phone, Kang An knew who they were without even thinking about it, so he couldn't help but comfort him: "Sister Huang, I checked. As long as you pass the monthly exam, you can apply to leave school, and the security will not stop you then.

."

"Uh-huh!"

Weasel said with great expectation: "The teacher said the full score is 700. I finished the paper the day before yesterday and got 360. If I do it again at the end of the month, I will get 700. There is more."

"...It doesn't seem to be that way." Kang An was speechless for a moment, and then said: "But Sister Huang, you just need to work hard. I'm looking for you this time -"

"My sister also made a lot of money."

Seeing that he didn't ask, Weasel couldn't wait to speak out on his own initiative: "It seems to be more than four hundred, almost five hundred. I worked in the cafeteria for a day, and the school gave me eighty yuan. I heard that eighty yuan can buy a

It’s only a half-meat rabbit. Brother, please tell me where you live, and I’ll exchange the money into rabbits and ask the teacher to send them to you.”

"..."

Kang An on the other end of the phone pursed his lips.

if possible,

Please discount it.

But as we all know, the Crown Prince is kind-hearted and cannot say this. Weasel didn't take the initiative to bring it up, so he could only bring the topic back on track: "Sister Huang, I'm here to discuss a name with you."

"name!"

The weasel's eyes widened and his voice trembled: "Have you thought about it? Yes, what is it!"

starting today,
Chapter completed!
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