Chapter 23 Becoming Friends with Local Tyrants
As soon as Ye Dong walked into the room, Lan Qingqing's voice sounded in his ears: "Aren't you looking for a woman with a nine-yin body? No, just the one sleeping on the bed!"
"Holy shit! You really dare to say..." Ye Dong couldn't help laughing and leaned over. Lying on the bed was Tiantian, whom he recognized as his own daughter. How could this be okay? Tiantian is only five years old, and they are now father and mother.
How can a female relationship be so unreliable!
Even so, when Lan Qingqing said this, Ye Dong felt a lot more relaxed. To find a little girl with a nine-yin body so easily, there must be a lot of women with a nine-yin body. Thinking of this, Ye Dong also
No more worries!
After a while, the intellectual voice of Liu Ruyun, a mature woman, came in: "Dongzi, breakfast is ready. You eat first. Don't delay going to work. I'll wake Tiantian up."
"Sister Liu, you are so kind."
Ye Dong made a sneak attack and pouted on Liu Ruyun's little mouth.
"I hate it, don't let anyone see it. Come out and eat. I'll give you a bowl of porridge, otherwise it will get cold."
Liu Ruyun gently hammered Ye Dong's chest with her hand and drove him out of the room.
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At half past seven, Ye Dong drove the car downstairs to Lin Rongrong on time. Lin Rongrong happened to be wearing a blue sportswear and walked down with Xu Yan, who was also wearing sportswear.
"Hey, Brother Dong, you are so on time!"
Lin Rongrong said something and then got into the car with Xu Yan and the two girls.
"Xu Da policewoman, are you going to take advantage of the car or continue to follow me?" Ye Dong asked casually.
"What about car tracking? Sister Ling'er made an appointment with us to go mountain climbing. You don't know, right? Yes, you are Sister Ling'er's follower. Wherever Sister Ling'er goes, you have to go. It doesn't matter whether we notify you or not.
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Lin Rongrong rolled her eyes. Yesterday, Xu Yan told her how she and Ye Dong met. She knew that the relationship between the two was not very harmonious. As her best friend, of course she had to stand by Xu Yan's side.
"Climbing mountains, no wonder you are wearing telekinetic suits!"
Ye Dong nodded matter-of-factly, then started the car and drove quickly to the Bay Villa area.
"Hey, Ye Dong, drive slower, or I'll give you a ticket!"
"Miss Xu, you are not a traffic policeman. It seems that it is not your turn to issue a ticket, and my speed is within the speed limit!"
Ye Dong drove at a very stable speed, always maintaining a speed of 60 mph, which is the highest speed in Jiangnan City. Ye Dong could be said to be driving just under the standard line.
"Huh, under special circumstances, the police and the traffic police are the same family, don't you know?" Xu Yan glared at Ye Dong, but she felt a little guilty in her heart.
"Okay, you are a public servant, I listen to you."
Reluctantly, Ye Dong lowered his speed to the next gear and drove towards the Bay Villa at a slow pace.
At half past seven, Ge Ling'er walked out of the villa on time. Today she was wearing a white sportswear with short sleeves, a peaked cap, and a ponytail tied behind her, giving her a youthful air.
After waiting for about two minutes, Ye Dong still hadn't driven up the car. She looked a little unhappy. When she was about to take out her mobile phone and ask Ye Dong, Ye Dong drove up slowly in his car.
Seeing this, Ge Ling'er took back her cell phone. When Ye Dong drove the car beside her, she glared at Ye Dong before opening the passenger seat and getting in.
While fastening her seat belt, Ge Ling'er said, "Junior brother, you are very unpunctual. This time it will be considered your first offense. If you are late every time in the future, I will deduct one day's salary from you."
"This..." Ye Dong wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he held back and did not say anything.
"What the hell, to be a follower, you have to have the consciousness of a follower, you know?" Ge Ling'er glanced at Ye Dong, he wanted to establish absolute prestige, otherwise she might lose all her status in the future if she practices double cultivation.
"Okay, senior sister, what do you mean?" Ye Dong nodded helplessly, and then asked: "Where are you going to climb the mountain?"
"Eastern suburbs, Phoenix Mountain."
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Phoenix Mountain is located ten miles east of Jiangnan City. It has three connected peaks. The peaks on both sides are as gentle as bird wings. The main peak is about three hundred meters higher than the peaks on both sides. It is cylindrical like a bird's neck. There is an ancient tree growing on the rock at the top.
Among them, it looks like a bird's beak from a distance, and all of them combined together look like a firebird, so the mountain was called Phoenix Mountain by the ancients.
As the nearest scenic spot in Jiangnan City, Phoenix Mountain is visited by an endless stream of people, including many foreign tourists. However, the most beautiful season in Phoenix Mountain is autumn, when the maple leaves will slowly turn red, and the scenery will be beautiful.
It presents a charming scene of patches of azalea.
It's summer now and the weather is hot. Few people would choose to climb mountains. But in this world, there are all kinds of people, and there are not a few people who climb mountains on hot days.
For example, Ge Ling'er, Lin Rongrong, Xu Yan, and Ye Dong were forced to do so.
At this time, each of the three women was holding a bottle of pure water and walking around. From time to time, they would take out their cameras to capture the beautiful scenery or various beautiful birds.
As for Ye Dong, he was carrying large and small bags of barbecue food and various drinks. Ge Ling'er and the others planned to go up the mountain to barbecue. Fortunately, there was a business renting barbecue grills at the top of the mountain, otherwise Ye Dong would have to carry a barbecue grill up.
Although Ye Dong carried all the belongings of the four people on his shoulders, he still had a smile on his face because Dragon Soul Lan Qingqing just told him the good news that Ge Ling'er was the woman with the Nine Yin Body that he was looking for.
, this is even happier than letting Ye Dong win hundreds of millions in lottery tickets.
Ge Ling'er was originally the target of Ye Dong's dual cultivation, and now she is the woman who can help Ye Dong eliminate the innate Nine Yang Body. It seems that the fate between Ge Ling'er and him is really very important.
After going around and around, the four of them finally climbed to the top of the right wing, rented a barbecue grill, found a satisfactory location within the barbecue area, and prepared to barbecue.
"Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you, aunties, are you really going to leave all your work to me?"
Ye Dong looked at the three girls who were having fun with a resentful look. These three people really regarded him as a hard-working and hard-working little follower, but he was really a hard-working and hard-working little follower, at least until he caught up with Ge Ling'er.
"We believe you can do it, just work hard!" Lin Rongrong came back and got three bottles of drinks, praised Ye Dong, and then walked to the edge of the top of the mountain to look at the scenery without any intention of helping.
"Oh, this is the tragedy of being a good man!"
Ye Dong sighed, lit a fire there alone, and then grilled the food.
However, not far away, there were two people preparing to barbecue. One of them was a bald middle-aged man with a donkey face and a mustache. He was gnawing on an apple and looked at Ye Dong from time to time.
"Amu, stop tinkering with the barbecue grill, come here." The middle-aged man said and threw the leftover apple shells on the young man who was tinkering with the barbecue grill.
"Here, uncle, what's the matter?" Amu decisively threw away the work at hand and ran to his uncle's side.
"That boy you're talking about, is he the boy who bought the bright pearl at the auction yesterday?" Uncle Amu pointed at Ye Dong, who was rolling a barbecue under a big tree not far away.
"That's him, uncle, is there any problem?" Amu asked in confusion.
"That kid is selling for 260 million. He is obviously a wealthy man. You said that if we kidnap him and extort him hundreds of millions, then we can go to Las Vegas, the world's casino, to have fun with him. How about that?
, Uncle, this is a good idea!" Uncle Amu looked at Ye Dong as if he were looking at a money tree, his eyes almost blurred.
"That's not okay, uncle. We must have principles in our lives. I won't kidnap people. We can't ruin the reputation of our uncle and nephew as thieves. Our vocational department only steals things, so how can we kidnap people!"
Amu shook his head firmly and rejected his uncle's suggestion. They were well-known uncle-nephew thieves, so how could they cross the line? Of course, the most important thing was that they had never kidnapped anyone before, so they didn't know how to start.
"Yes, you are right. We are thieves, not kidnappers." Uncle Amu nodded seriously. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he continued: "Amu, what do you think of this! Let's go make friends with that rich man.
After getting familiar with each other, we will visit his home, and then we will find an opportunity to steal the bright pearl he photographed and sell it for hundreds of millions. Then we can go to the casino to gamble, go to Hawaii, and see bikini beauties..."
"This is a good idea, but uncle, how should we make friends with the rich?" Amu asked.
Uncle Amu pretended to be deep, held his forehead with his hand and thought for a while, and then said: "It won't work just like this. I want to find an opportunity. After they have a barbecue and rest, they must go to the main peak to see that star."
Ancient trees growing horizontally.”
"Yes, not only are they going, but we are also coming to see the ancient tree! But uncle, how should we get close to the wealthy people?" Amu continued to ask.
"I haven't thought about this yet." Uncle Amu spread his hands.
"Hey, why are you pretending to be a thinker? I haven't thought of it after thinking for a long time."
Amu sighed, walked silently and continued tinkering with his barbecue grill. He worked on it for a long time but couldn't light it, and he didn't know what went wrong.
His gaze turned back to a short distance away.
When Ye Dong roasted the barbecue until it was golden brown, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, the three women smelled the aroma and ran back decisively, each holding plates and preparing paper towels, waiting for a batch of barbecued meat to come out.
"Hey, Brother Dong, are you okay?" Lin Rongrong said coquettishly.
"Ha, everyone ignored me just now. Now that you have some food, just call me Brother Dong!" Ye Dong continued to flip the barbecue and said, "We have to wait for a while, don't be in a hurry!"
Ye Dong may be good at other things, but Ye Dong's skill in barbecue is absolutely superb. As a mercenary, he only barbecued meat mostly at night. The more he grilled, the more he became good at it.
After a few more minutes, under the torment of the three women, Ye Dong finally took out the first batch of barbecued meats from the stove and said with a smile: "It's ready to eat. Three beauties, please take your time to taste my cooking skills."
"Come here, why are you talking so much nonsense?"
Regardless of her appearance, Ge Ling'er snatched the plate with grilled chicken wings and barbecued meat from Ye Dong's hand. Lin Rongrong and Xu Yan immediately gathered around and grabbed the barbecued meat.
"Girls, be careful!"
Chapter completed!