When Ye Dong walked into Ge Ling'er's villa, he was surprised to find that Ge Ling'er was not at home. Only Ge Lan was sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Seeing Ye Dong come in, Ge Lan said directly before Ye Dong asked, "Ling'er has gone out and asked you to wait first."

"Oh, Aunt Lan, where did Ling'er go?" Ye Dong was a little curious about Ge Ling'er's whereabouts. During this time, Ge Ling'er was either in his villa or in his villa, and Ge Ling'er didn't like shopping.

, so where will she go back this late at night?

"Ling'er didn't say it, and I don't know either. Just wait!" Ge Lan was somewhat avoiding Ye Dong, especially when the two of them were alone, because it would easily remind her of everything that happened between the two of them in the cave.

Just thinking about it makes Grant's pretty face turn red.

"Yes." Ye Dong nodded, then sat next to Ge Lan and watched the TV show together.

Grant is watching an emotional situational program, and it is currently playing a segment about a cousin who falls in love with his aunt.

This relationship is a bit sad. The first is the age gap and family opposition. The second is the age gap between the two parties' friend circles, and there is a generation gap. The third is the pressure from the outside world. This is mainly aimed at the aunt, saying that she is old and takes advantage of the young.

Damn it, my aunt couldn't think of anything and committed suicide by cutting her wrists with potato chips.

Originally, potato chips were supposed to be indestructible, but by chance, the potato chip she took was thick in the middle and thin at the edges. By chance, she actually managed to commit suicide by slitting her wrists with potato chips. From another

From a perspective, this aunt has taught the world a lesson. Who will dare to say that you can't kill yourself by cutting your wrists with potato chips in the future? Who dares to say? Who dares to try? I believe that after this painful lesson, no one will ever die again.

Someone will dare.

When my aunt's cousin saw her aunt commit suicide, he was so impulsive that he couldn't think of it anymore, so he went out to buy pesticides and went home and drank the pesticides to commit suicide.

However, he bought the pesticide and after drinking half the bottle, he felt something hard in his throat. Then his cousin took it out and saw, damn, it turned out to be a toenail! Seeing this, my cousin felt queasy.

, I ran to the bathroom and vomited for a long time. Not only did I vomit out the pesticide I just drank, my stomach acid was almost dry, so I didn’t die this time.

A few days later, the cousin still couldn't think about it and decided to commit suicide again by buying pesticides. This time he learned wisely and changed to a pesticide store. However, with a bottle of pesticides in his pocket, he rushed home excitedly and prepared to commit suicide again.

At that time, he opened the bottle cap, and there were four big words written on it: "One More Bottle". This made him extremely happy. He had never won a prize in his life, but he actually won once before he died, and then rushed out.

I went home to redeem my prize.

After returning from collecting the prize, he saw his aunt's photo frame hanging on the wall and said, "Aunt, you must be very lonely down there. My cousin will come down to accompany you." After that, he drank both bottles of pesticide in one gulp.

This time the death was finally successful, and the story of the cousin and his aunt ended here.

After reading this story, Ye Dong couldn't help laughing and said: "This is too fake! You can kill yourself by cutting your wrists with potato chips, and you can kill your toenails by drinking pesticides. There is actually another bottle of pesticides. This world is so crazy.

Already..."

"Don't believe it, this show is a reality show. The stories are all derived from stories that happened in various places, and then re-interpreted by the actors. The show looks very fake, but it is indeed not fake, otherwise it would not be true.

Will be on this show”

In addition to practicing in Jiangnan City, Ge Lan only watched TV, so she knew the nature of this program very well. Moreover, this program reminded her of herself and Ye Dong. If she and Ye Dong were together, would she be as miserable?

Although their age gap is not a problem, it cannot be explained by the family. In fact, the main reason is Ge Ling'er. Ye Dong is not Ge Ling'er's man, so Ge ​​Lan will definitely be with Ye Dong decisively. The age gap and other factors

To them cultivators, they are nothing but clouds...

When Ye Dong heard Ge Lan's words, he withdrew his smile, and then sighed: "If this is true, then these lovers will be really miserable, Amitabha!"

"Pfft... you're such a big-headed ghost!" Granjiao yelled, then ignored Ye Dong and picked up the remote control to change the channel.

Next, the two continued to watch TV programs.

Half an hour later, Ye Dong was decisively hypnotized by the soap opera. He fell down and fell asleep holding Grant's hand on his lap on the sofa.

Ge Lan looked at Ye Dong who was not sure whether he was really sleeping or pretending to sleep. He wanted to pull his legs back, but was afraid of waking up Ye Donglong. After all, he was sleeping soundly now. If he didn't pull his legs back, if Ge Ling'er saw him, Ling'er would definitely

There must be a misunderstanding, because last time Ling'er was a little suspicious that she was interested in Ye Dong.

Suddenly, Ye Dong pouted and kissed Grant's thigh. This move made Grant startled, as if he had been electrocuted, or as if he had been bitten by thousands of ants.

At this moment, the door to the villa was pushed open, and Ge Ling'er walked in wearing a purple silk pajamas.

After walking a few steps, Ge Ling'er stopped abruptly and looked at the sofa, where the sleeping Ye Dong was hugging her aunt's thigh, and her aunt didn't resist. Her eyes were full of disbelief.

Seeing Ge Ling'er come in, Ge Lan was stunned for a moment, then took his thigh out of Ye Dong's arms, and then said: "Dongzi fell asleep, he must have thought that I was you, and then he hugged my leg, Ling

Son, if it weren't for your sake, I would definitely give him a few slaps for daring to eat my tofu. Now I'll leave him to you and go to bed."

After Grant finished speaking, he didn't wait for Ge Ling'er to reply. He walked into the room as if running away and closed the door to avoid the embarrassment.

Ye Dong had already woken up when Ge Lan withdrew his thigh. When he saw Ge Linger and fled into the room with Ge Lan in embarrassment, he finally realized that something was wrong.

"You, come up with me!"

Ge Linger said something to Ye Dong, and then walked upstairs without looking back, planning to go to the boudoir to teach Ye Dong a lesson behind closed doors.

"This is terrible!" Ye Dong sighed, then followed him with his head drooped, like a child who made a mistake.

When Ye Dong came to the door of Ge Ling'er's boudoir, Ge Ling'er was already standing at the door, waiting for him. As soon as Ye Dong stepped into the room, Ge Ling'er slammed the door with a bang.

stand up.

In the guest room downstairs, Ge Lan heard the slamming of the door and silently recited Amitabha several times, asking Ye Dong to seek blessings for himself. As the saying goes, good fortune and misfortune depend on each other. Ye Dong hugged her thigh and kissed her. Now she has to pay a little price.

It is also reasonable...

His eyes turned back to Ge Ling'er's boudoir.

Ge Ling'er closed the door, then faced Ye Dong and pressed forward step by step, forcing Ye Dong to lean against the wall before speaking: "Tell me, are you interested in my aunt, or do you just want to take advantage of my aunt?"

Cheaper?"

"This...none of that. I just fell asleep and hugged Aunt Lan's thigh. In fact, I thought it was a pillow, Ling'er, don't get me wrong!" Ye Dong was sweating in his heart.

This explanation was so pale that even he himself didn't believe it. How could a pillow and a beautiful woman's thigh be the same?

"Huh... be honest with me." Ge Ling'er stretched out her hand and twisted the soft flesh on Ye Dong's waist, and said: "Be honest, be lenient if you confess, be lenient if you resist!"

"Okay! If I say this is just a misunderstanding, Ling'er, would you believe it?"

As soon as Ye Dong finished speaking, Ge Ling'er immediately stretched out his hands and twisted hard on Ye Dong's waist.

"Junior brother, give you one last chance to confess, are you interested in my aunt?" Ge Ling'er glared at Ye Dong and asked forcefully.

Of course Ye Dong likes Ge Lan, a beautiful and powerful woman with a pair of flawless legs. But in this situation, does he dare to tell her directly? After all, it is unknown whether he can go back alive tonight!

So I can’t talk about it even to death...

Having made up his mind, Ye Dong suddenly tilted his head and adjusted his mood into a very serious expression. Then he turned to Ge Ling'er and said in a firm tone: "Ling'er, although I am carefree, I know how to understand God."

Horses are called propriety, justice and integrity! Ge Lan is your biological aunt, and she is also my biological aunt. I admit that I was holding Aunt Lan’s thigh as a pillow just now, but I had no distracting thoughts in my heart.

You also know that I have not had relatives to take care of me since I was a child, so I long for the feeling of being taken care of by relatives. I just found that feeling with Aunt Lan, so I hugged Aunt Lan’s thigh, because I already regarded Aunt Lan as

She is my biological aunt, and some physical contact between relatives is a manifestation of family affection. If you still think, Ling'er, that I am doing something wrong, then you can hit me!"

When Ge Ling'er heard Ye Dong's words, she felt a little touched in her heart. Ye Dong and his mother, Aunt Xue, had only known each other for a few weeks. Before that, they were all alone, and lived a life full of bullets and bullets every day.

Life is inevitable without love.

In this case, according to what Ye Dong said, what happened when he slept holding Grant's thigh just now can indeed be explained in this way, and Ye Dong indeed only held Grant's thigh and made no other movements.

Thinking of this, Ge Ling'er suddenly felt that her reaction seemed a bit excessive, and her thoughts were a bit impure. When a man and a woman have some physical contact together, does it have to be a male-female relationship? The same can be done between relatives. A brother hugs a sister,

An uncle kisses a niece, etc. These are all expressions of love. Love is not just the kind of love between a man and a woman. Such behavior between relatives is also love...

After thinking about it, Ge Ling'er reached out and touched Ye Dong's waist, and apologized: "Junior brother, I'm sorry, it's just that I was too petty. I didn't pinch you just now, did I?"

"No, it's okay. I have rough skin and thick flesh. These are nothing to me." Ye Dong was telling lies now. The soft flesh on his waist was twisted purple by Ge Ling'er. Is it still hurting now?

"Junior brother, since everything is fine, let's start dual cultivation!" Ge Ling'er blinked at Ye Dong and said: "Yesterday I felt that the layer barrier was a little loose. Today we will work harder and break through to the late stage of foundation building. You
Chapter completed!