033 My ancestors were bandits

Yang Suya held back her laughter and took little Noah to introduce her family members again. She called out "uncle, aunt, uncle, aunt, uncle, uncle, aunt" along the way. Grandpa and grandma.

He had already been called over, but he still had to introduce him. When his great-grandfather arrived, little Noah was surprised, "Hey, it turns out that great-great-grandfather is grandpa's daddy. I'll give you another lollipop!"

Looking at the lollipop in little Noah's paw, great-grandpa was silently moved, "Good boy~!"

Audience: "…………" So what exactly are you trying to impress, old man?

The elves are the race with the longest lifespan besides the dragons, and are also the most difficult race to reproduce besides the dragons. Many elves may not be able to have children of their own until they die, so don't talk about grandpas, just see the living grandpas.

There is already smoke rising from the ancestral graves.

So, little Noah showed strong curiosity and desire to explore the creature like Great Grandpa. Then, after calling people, she climbed onto Grandpa’s lap without hesitation, and also pulled his penis at the same time.

* Her sleeves were used as a rope ladder, and Grandma Cheng was pulled a little crookedly, silently shooting her eye knife.

Grandma Cheng is a drill sergeant and is the only one who does not wear military uniform at home. She is introverted and stern, probably because she seldom smiles. The nasolabial folds on her face are very deep. The grandchildren at home are afraid of her, and she is also afraid of her.

I have become accustomed to not being close to children, but apparently little Noah is an exception. She used her mother's clothes as a rope ladder, but because she only had one hand weak, she had to look at her grandma for help.

Grandma Cheng: "..."

Inexplicably, Grandma Cheng understood the tearful eyes of the little one. In the eyes of everyone, Grandma Cheng felt that she had to maintain her image and dignity as a black-faced instructor, so she silently straightened her head and calmly looked ahead, decisively ignoring it.

Little Noah's signal for help.

Little Noah pursed his lips, puffed out his cheeks, and decisively gave up the task of climbing Grandpa's mountain, and instead climbed ***'s knees.

Grandma Cheng: "..."

Grandpa Cheng, Grandma Cheng, and Grandpa Cheng are sitting side by side on the sofa. Due to physical reasons, Grandma Cheng is obviously the shortest one and the one who can climb the best. In order to maintain her image and dignity as a black-faced instructor, Grandma Cheng,

She must not follow the wisdom of a little kid, so little Noah climbed onto her lap with the adult's acquiescence, and then persevered in advancing towards the grandpa next to her.

The entire living room was quiet. Everyone was watching with interest little Noah's feat of climbing to the top. In the end, Grandpa Cheng had no choice but to drag the little boy on his lap and sit down. He blew his beard and glared, "You stinky girl."

, what do you want to do?"

Mr. Cheng was actually a bandit when he was young, and he has been a professional bandit for three generations. He has a sinister look on his face, and his eyes can scare a kid to pee, but looking at the face of the bandit King of Hell at such a close distance

, little Noah was not afraid at all, and curiously reached out and stroked his great-grandpa’s beard, then grinned and chuckled, “Grandpa, your beard is so long and your eyes are so big.

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Mrs. Cheng: “…………”

What the little one did really challenged the dominance of the three bosses, and also undermined the domineering image of the three giant Buddhas. Yang Suya hurriedly took the little one back, and said with a dry smile, "Children are ignorant, dad, mom.

,Grandpa, don’t be angry.”

Grandpa blocked Yang Suya's stretched out hand, and looked at the little one sitting on his lap, still dangling her little feet with a lollipop in her mouth, and made a fierce expression, "Aren't you afraid that Grandpa will eat you? Grandpa

But it’s a cannibal~!”

Grandpa almost used this trick to scare every grandchild to tears, including Cheng Tianqi. This was absolutely the most embarrassing thing when Da Gege was young and ignorant, but little Noah shook his head with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." They are not human anyway~╮(╯▽╰)╭~!

"Haha, as long as you're not afraid, it's fine. A daughter who gets married should have this kind of courage." Mr. Cheng laughed boldly. Obviously, he was quite satisfied with little Noah's reaction. Not only him, but Grandpa Cheng also tolerated it.

I couldn't help but glance at the little one. Grandma Cheng's nasolabial folds were even a little lighter.

Little Noah's "bravery" won unanimous praise from the three giant Buddhas. Even if the other friends wanted to envy and hate him, they couldn't, because even Cheng Tianqi would feel embarrassed standing in front of the three giant Buddhas, let alone

Speaking of other people, the married uncle, aunt, sister-in-law, and uncles actually admire this little niece I picked up halfway. She can withstand the aura of three bosses at such a young age. The future is limitless.

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She came from a military family and received a military education since she was a child. The boss has always been the one with the toughest fist. Seniority should be distinguished, but age is not important. People of the same generation speak for themselves based on strength. Therefore, even if little Noah is an adopted daughter who is not related by blood, even if

It was her first day at the door. Even if she was a girl who could not carry on the family lineage, as long as she could win the favor of the three Buddhas, it was enough to establish her status as a young lady in a married family.

Cheng Guangming, Yang Suya, twins, and Cheng Tianqi silently like their daughter (sister).

Grandpa Cheng was a bandit, with a bad temper and direct methods. His character was very suitable for the army, but he was not suitable for dealing with politicians. After suffering several losses, he decided to train his son well, so Grandpa Cheng was

Education has become an iceberg, and emotions and anger cannot be expressed clearly. No matter how outstanding a politician is, you can’t tell anything from his expression!!!

Grandpa Bingshan married a grandmother with facial paralysis who was an instructor, and then he was transferred to other military regions with all the money. When he was transferred back to the Central Military Region, he also brought back five children. Then Grandpa Bingshan cried - his eldest grandson and granddaughter also had facial paralysis.

Forget it (Chengdu University)

Auntie Bo Cheng), the third granddaughter was finally cheerful but got it all (Sister-in-law Cheng), then the fourth grandson became paralyzed (Cheng Guangming), and the fifth grandson mutated inexplicably into a black-bellied beast (Cheng Guangming)

Uncle Cheng), what kind of trouble is this?

Old Master Cheng is really crying, son of a bitch, you are my filial and lovely grandson~!

Therefore, Mrs. Cheng once again learned from the painful experience. When the youngest child, Cheng Tianqi, was born, Mrs. Cheng moved directly into the Qubei Military Region and resolutely took his great-grandson with him to educate him. Anyway, Cheng Guangming and Yang Suya

I am so busy that I have no time to raise my son.

But the bandit Grandpa Zeng said he didn’t know how to take care of the children. His wife took care of his son, and his grandchildren were already old when they met. So, the nearly octogenarian Grandpa Cheng became a nanny, and the bandit nanny had all sorts of problems.

, finally after accidentally playing with his great-grandson’s arm, Mr. Cheng cried again. Damn it, the little boy was too soft. He broke it with even the slightest effort~!

Therefore, the deeply shocked old man Cheng had to give up all activities and return to the imperial capital with his head hanging down. From then on, he should not touch the other great-grandchildren. The bandit Grandpa Zeng was afraid that he would accidentally give the little boy another chance.

If you lose it, you will be really sorry for your fame.

Besides, since Grandpa Cheng and Grandma Zeng are in charge, no little kid would dare to play with Grandpa Zeng.

Therefore, the appearance of little Noah undoubtedly injected a spring of fresh water into the dry soul of Mrs. Cheng.

A little kid who is not afraid of his grandparents taking the initiative to get close to Grandpa Zeng is definitely not an ordinary little kid. This is the rhythm of saving the world, right?
Chapter completed!