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Chapter 2252 Brother Fu, have your eyes entered the sand?

At this moment, Mr. Xiong had already flown in front of Su An with a wild catfish weighing more than thirty kilograms!

Bang bang bang, bang bang!

The big catfish in its arms was very lively and vigorous, twisting its fat body vigorously. The water thrown out by its tail slapped Su An in the face...

He was too stunned to reach out and wipe it - after all, Mr. Xiong is a monster!

Hearing Fu Yang's words, Fatty Cat snorted in displeasure: "Okay, okay! Got it. You're the only one who's got a lot of shit, Mr. Fu. Forget it, for the sake of your classmate, this catfish master

Eat it directly."

As he said that, he opened his mouth wide and stuffed the catfish weighing more than 30 kilograms into his mouth... and ate it in one bite!

This operation is also awesome!

After all, the big catfish weighing more than 30 kilograms is already as big as Mr. Xiong. If you swallow it in one bite, you don’t know where it went.

Su An was so frightened that she trembled all over again.

In fact, at this time, Fu Yang and Wei Ke had almost cleared all the roads blocked by landslide debris.

So the couple held hands, turned into a stream of light, and were in front of Su An in an instant.

He was so frightened that he shrank back even more, swallowed his saliva, and looked at Fu Yang and his wife not knowing what to say...

"President Su An, we are all old classmates. Why are you kneeling? I'm not used to it anymore. Stand up and talk properly, haha."

Fu Yang smiled and stretched out his hand.

A white soft smoke surrounded Su An's knees, pulling him up directly as he was already unsteady. Then it transformed into some auxiliary forms to help him stand firm.

Su An was attracted by Wei Ke's astonishing beauty at first, but after just one glance, she knew that she shouldn't look any further. She quickly lowered her head and whispered: "Classmate Fu Yang... So, are you a god descended to earth?"

Is this your fairy wife?"

Hahaha!

Fu Yang burst into cheerful laughter, and then patted Su An on the shoulder: "My old squad leader, you, you! After all, you are also a member of the upper class. Even if you don't like weird things,

But you’ve probably heard that there are practitioners who know magic in this world, right? That’s me.”

Um?

Su An raised his head and looked at Fu Yang. Seeing that the other party smiled in an approachable manner, he felt a little more relaxed. But he still murmured: "I have heard of it, but I don't really believe it. And...even if it is

I heard from some people in the circle that I was just pretending to be a ghost. I never heard that you have the power to move mountains and fill rivers."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but shudder.

Just now, Fu Yang transformed into two huge black hands, easily picking up hundreds of tons of stones and throwing them into the river. It was still in front of him, it was like a dream!

"That's because your level is still relatively low, so you can't come into contact with very powerful practitioners. This...how should I put it, in the eyes of ordinary people, there is really no difference between powerful practitioners and the legendary gods.

.”

"After all, many people in ancient history who were called gods by the common people were also cultivators like me. And it is estimated that some of them are not as powerful as me!"

Fu Yang calmly pretended to be an idiot again.

But Su An nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, not daring to say anything to refute Fu Yang.

At this moment, he has completely convinced Fu Yang!

"Okay, okay, old squad leader. Although I have powerful magical powers, I am still a human being. Just like you, I am made of flesh and blood. I also have to eat, drink, and defecate. Don't be so restrained."

Fu Yang smiled teasingly again and hit Su An's chest.

After chatting like this for a while, Su An calmed down a little and forced a smile on his face - although it was uglier than crying. But at least there was feedback.

"This is my wife, Wei Ke. She is also a cultivator and has strong magic power. In fact, she was with me all the way. She just used magic to become invisible and stay with me."

Oh oh oh...

Su An nodded vigorously.

Fu Yang picked up Mr. Xiong again and introduced him: "And this, the dirty cat demon who is full of foul words, is my good brother."

"Nonsense! Mr. Fu, you are talking nonsense. I am not your brother, I am your eldest brother. Come on, call me brother and listen..."

Bang bang bang!

Mr. Xiong received three consecutive slaps on the head and became honest.

Fu Yang awkwardly explained to Su An: "Look, let me just say that this damn fat cat is a wretched cat demon."

Oh oh oh...

Su An still only dared to nod her head and didn't dare to say anything more.

Fu Yang saw that he was still a little scared, so he made Wei Ke return to the invisible state, and then held Mr. Xiong in his arms. He walked around with Su An for a few laps, and took the initiative to bring up some interesting things from junior high school.

Talking about things in school days is the easiest way to bring people closer to each other after they have been born into society...

So when talking about those junior high school memories when she was young, Su An's mood gradually calmed down. Although she still maintained a huge awe of Fu Yang, at least she was no longer as timid as before.

Like a scared little quail.

"Haha! I still remember that you liked Shen Xiaoyu when you were in junior high school. In order to pursue her, you always learned some scenes from TV dramas. Unfortunately, that guy looked beautiful and charming, but his personality was a violent tomboy. He often beat you until you were bruised and swollen.

.I often bring some people to laugh at you, hehe."

Fu Yang patted Su An on the shoulder, holding his stomach and laughing.

Well……

Su An rolled her eyes at Fu Yang with some resentment, and said in a weak tone: "Brother Fu, are you pretending to be stupid on purpose or do you really not know? Although in junior high school, it was Guan Tongtong who had an affair with you. Shen Xiaoyu first

The person who hangs out with you every day is said to be your good buddy. But in fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see it..."

Holy shit!

Fu Yang was startled and quickly blinked at Su An. He meant to tell him to shut up and stop talking nonsense. My wife is still there! Just because she is invisible, you can't just pretend she doesn't exist, right?

It's a pity that Su An didn't understand the meaning. He asked Fu Yang stupidly: "Brother Fu, what's wrong with you? Did you get sand in your eyes? Can a powerful practitioner like you also feel uncomfortable in his eyes? Just now.

I haven't finished speaking yet, anyone with a discerning eye can see that the person Shen Xiaoyu likes is you."

"Sigh... I wanted to fight with you before. But now it seems that there is no chance. Although in modern society, monogamy is the rule, but people like you who are superior should not care..."

"I don't care, you big-headed idiot! Do you think I'm like a stallion in a YY novel? Any beautiful woman you see will be included in the harem? Shen Xiaoyu and I have no relationship at all, we are just ordinary old classmates.

If you say one more word, I will throw you into the river."
Chapter completed!
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