037 Pierced with a stick (seek to read and
"Yes, what's wrong?"
The second uncle answered softly, then took the wooden board and gestured towards the damaged back stool.
"I accidentally punctured the basketball court and was discovered by the village chief. He asked me to repair it."
"Village chief? What kind of bullshit village chief!" Upon hearing the word village chief, the second uncle's face tensed up and he said with disdain.
"You don't get along with the village chief?"
"Our village does not have a village chief. His name is Chen Long. He is nosy and calls himself village chief!"
"Chen Long?"
"He and the brigade applied for the basketball court and ancestral hall in our village, and then people in our village donated money to build it."
"Then he has done good things for our village. Why are you so resentful of him?"
"Hmph!" The second uncle got angry when he mentioned this Chen Long, "My vegetable garden is next to his. He secretly moved the boundary of the vegetable plot half a meter towards me, and I discovered it. What do you think?
Am I angry?
Also, where is your yard now?"
Chen An'an was surprised, "Does this have anything to do with Chen Long?"
"Absolutely! That guy Chen Long relied on his good relationship with the team. When he built the basketball court, he knew it was your yard, but he occupied your yard without your consent. You have to know, I
A large piece of land behind the three-story building built next to the pond was also requisitioned by him!"
"Then we don't have subsidies?"
"What a ridiculous subsidy! All the extra money for building basketball courts and ancestral halls went into his pocket."
"Fuck! This Chen Long is so disgusting!" No wonder Chen An'an saw Chen Long and found that he had a very bad attitude. He was just like a living village bully!
"Let's forget what happened in the past. If he dares to mess with us again in the future, I will make him walk around without food!" Chen Anping uttered threatening words.
"What are you talking about..." At this moment, the second aunt walked in from outside the house carrying a large bowl of noodles.
Chen An stood up with a smile, "I'll get the dishes and chopsticks."
At this time, the second uncle had almost repaired the broken stool. He put down the stool and looked at the second aunt proudly, "Zhaodi, do you think the stool I repaired is as good as new?"
The second aunt rolled her eyes, "What's the use of being good at craftsmanship? Other people just buy beautiful new stools. Our family is still using old stools that are more than ten years old. How boring!"
The second uncle scratched the back of his head and said, "No, the stool is still usable after being repaired."
"Hey." The second aunt sighed, "When you were young, I thought you were a good carpenter, but after so many years, you just don't have a clear mind. Carpenters in other villages have already built five or six floors.
It’s a new house, what about you?”
Chen An'an, who was holding three bowls and chopsticks in his hand, was startled. He thought of how his second uncle was repairing the stool just now. He was indeed a veteran.
He looked at his second uncle and asked with a smile: "Second uncle, I wonder if you can make a wooden sword?"
"Yes, this is very simple!" The second uncle responded with a smile.
But at this moment, the second aunt put her hands on her hips and yelled at the second uncle, "Don't tinker with such useless things all day long!"
Chen Anping smiled, he naturally knew the second aunt's concerns.
The second uncle stood up, walked to the front of the wine cabinet, stepped on a stool, and took out a large bundle of wooden weapons from the top of the wine cabinet.
There are swords and sticks, all of which look cool. "Safety, look, I'm not bragging!"
Chen Anping reached out and picked up Er Bo's finished product.
Peerless sword, Dragon Slaying Sword, Heavenly Sword, Frostmourne, Fangtian Painting Halberd, Qinglong Yanyue Sword...
Although they are all a bit mini, they are really lifelike...
"Second uncle, I have a piece of aged peach wood in my hand. I want to make a one-to-one peach wood sword. Please make an offer." At this time, Chen An'an expressed his thoughts.
"It's a shame to charge so much. I'll help you with the processing for free." The second uncle smiled and nodded. He was very satisfied to be recognized by his nephew.
But at this moment, the second aunt was not happy. He looked at the second uncle and said, "Jintang, don't you need to go to the Wang family to build a house? Doesn't it take time to make a peach wood sword? Do you have so much time?"
The second aunt's three consecutive blows successfully knocked the second uncle into silence. He looked at Chen An'an helplessly, "Why don't you take it to the town for processing?"
"Second uncle, second aunt, don't worry, you two! I know it takes a lot of time to process the mahogany sword. How about I give you three hundred yuan for the processing fee?"
Brothers, settle accounts clearly, Chen Anping is absolutely unambiguous about this.
"Deal!" Just as Chen An'an finished speaking, the second aunt on the side replied with a smile.
"..."
Chen Ping'an looked at the second aunt who is a financial fan speechlessly, feeling that I have made all my money for you...
After several people finished eating, Chen Ping'an, led by his second uncle, carried the repair tools and materials and walked towards the basketball court.
On the basketball court, several ladies carrying urine and feces buckets stood next to the potholes.
"Who is it, so wicked that he even penetrated the basketball court?"
"Puncture it? You thought you were watching TV! How could someone be able to penetrate it in reality?"
"Isn't there a young man who practices martial arts in our village? I saw him walking here upside down yesterday."
"Walking backwards, he must be doing acrobatics! But he can't penetrate the floor like that!"
"Maybe it's because my crotch is hard and it's penetrated...haha."
At this time, Chen An'an and his second uncle walked to the basketball court.
The second uncle looked at the cracked floor and the deep hole that had been punched through in surprise, "Safe, you can do it, you have already mastered the kung fu!"
When the basketball court was being built, although Chen Jintang, his second uncle, was not invited by Jackie Chan to participate in the construction, he still saw that the floor of the basketball court was ten centimeters thick, and there were steel bars and stones in it. His nephew was also not involved.
I don’t know what tool was used to cause so much damage!
It took about half an hour to mix the cement mortar and fill it.
Erbo specially moved five or six small stones near the basketball court and surrounded the repaired area. "It's safe. Let's go. It's time to build a house for the Wang family."
"Thank you, uncle." Chen Anping nodded with satisfaction.
After the second uncle and Chen An'an left, the aunts who were still talking about the excrement pickers and urine bucket pickers started talking again, "Did you see that it was the young man who just stabbed the floor with his private parts, haha.
"
"Be serious, I think he might have stabbed you with a stick."
"That's right, they are all sticks."
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A three-wheeled motorcycle, carrying two people, finally arrived at Wangjiacun in a shaky way.
Chapter completed!