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Chapter 3 Cremation? Great!

"Who are you?"

Wencai asked sleepily.

"I'm Lin Weiran, I want to see Uncle Jiu."

"Oh, come in then." Wen Cai opened the door and led Lin Weiran into the courtyard, where several coffins could be seen lying aside.

"Get promoted and get rich, get promoted and get rich..."

Lin Weiran silently thought about getting promoted and making a fortune.

Arriving in the backyard, Lin Weiran saw Uncle Jiu. Uncle Jiu was working hard and just finished a set of punches. After finishing the exercise, he slowly exhaled a breath of turbid air, naturally revealing the aloof temperament of a Taoist master.

"Wencai, who is this young master?"

Uncle Jiu's standard unibrow made people feel close to each other. Wencai didn't say anything, so Lin Weiran clasped his fists and said, "I'm Lin Weiran. Because things are not going well at home, I want to move my father's grave, so I came here to ask Uncle Jiu to do a feng shui inspection.

"

"Look at Feng Shui? Two oceans!"

Wencai's eyes lit up and he rushed to speak.

Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai and shouted: "Shut up, who are you talking about? There are no rules at all. Don't neglect Mr. Lin and entertain guests without watching tea!"

"Make Mr. Lin laugh."

Uncle Jiu said slightly helplessly.

Lin Weiran chuckled and said: "Uncle Ninth, you're welcome. I've heard of Uncle Ninth's name a long time ago. Money is not an issue. I'll pay you ten yuan, so Uncle Ninth is welcome."

Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up.

This kid...is on the right track!

"It's easy to say. Mr. Lin, wait a moment."

Wen Cai invited Lin Weiran to come to the pavilion to drink tea, while Uncle Jiu returned to the house. After a while, he came out and it turned out that he had changed into a Taoist robe.

"I heard that Uncle Jiu was born in Maoshan. When I saw him today, he was indeed well-deserved. I would never have thought that the small town of Renjia would actually have a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger."

"There are many people on Maoshan who are more powerful than Pindao. Pindao's meager ability is just to make ends meet."

Uncle Jiu said modestly.

Lin Weiran admired Uncle Jiu very much for his low-key way of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Strictly speaking, Uncle Jiu was also an expert.

"Master Lin, please lead the way."

Uncle Jiu was ready and set off.

Lin Weiran made no public announcement about the tomb relocation.

I just looked for the men from last night. By the way, two of the five men were said to have left Renjia Town overnight.

And he still has a family to take care of.

However, the remaining three people introduced a few more acquaintances. Wealth can be obtained through risk. Lin Weiran's money is very good, so it is worth taking some risks.

………

Everyone finally arrived in front of Lin Yiqi's monument.

Lin Weiran knelt down with a plop, tears streaming down the corners of her eyes uncontrollably.

"Dad~"

"It's really unfilial to alarm your old man. Please be patient for a moment, and I will take you to your new home right now..."

Lin Weiran cried sadly.

Weeping at the grave, Lin Weiran is a veteran actor.

When he cried, everyone felt the same.

Look, this is professionalism!

Even Uncle Jiu was shocked.

"Master Lin... is a filial son!"

Uncle Jiu sighed and walked around the cemetery twice. The next second Uncle Jiu frowned tightly, and Lin Weiran asked nervously:

"Uncle Jiu, do you have any questions?"

Uncle Jiu, who was wearing a Taoist robe, nodded and said: "Unfortunately, this is the point where the dragonfly touches water. It was originally a good Feng Shui point.

Buried here, I hope my descendants will be blessed and blessed. But I heard you tell me that things are not going well in my family and I am always having bad luck. It is obviously a Feng Shui problem."

"What should we do?"

"We can only dig it up and take a look!"

Lin Weiran nodded and nodded to a few people. A few big guys picked up tools, stirred up the soil, and quickly dug out the coffin.

Uncle Jiu took one look and understood, and then asked: "Did your father have any issues with that Feng Shui master?"

Lin Weiran's eyes rolled:

"Well, this land originally belonged to the Feng Shui master. My late father found out about it and spent money to buy it..."

Before Lin Weiran finished speaking, Uncle Jiu interrupted him: "It's just inducement? No coercion?" Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Weiran with burning eyes.

Lin Weiran just laughed.

"Humph!" Uncle Jiu snorted and said firmly: "It must be coercion, otherwise, how could he harm your family? A dragonfly touches the water hole, but he covers it with cement? Humph!"

Lin Weiran asked anxiously: "What should we do?"

"It needs to be covered with snowflakes! If the head of the coffin cannot touch the water, how can you ask a dragonfly to get some water? Fortunately, the Feng Shui master still has a conscience and allows you to move the grave in twenty years!"

As soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, Lin Weiran bowed his hands and said, "My late father did make mistakes, and I dare not forget the lessons of twenty years.

I can only help Uncle Jiu to move the grave. Please help Uncle Jiu find a good grave for my late father so that his spirit can rest in peace in heaven!"

Uncle Jiu sighed: "A father cannot do as well as a son. Mr. Lin should be able to feel your filial piety. I will do my best."

"Thank you Uncle Jiu!"

While they were talking, everyone had already dug out the coffin. The only way to bury the coffin in the cave was to lay it vertically.

If the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will be great!

However, the feng shui was ruined and the blessings were not in place. The coffin was dug out and Uncle Jiu began to perform rituals and muttered:

"Everyone! Today Mr. Lin will see the light of day again. Anyone who is thirty-six, twenty-three, thirty-five, or forty-eight and whose zodiac sign is Rooster or Ox will turn around and avoid it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several people turned around.

"Why are you turning around? You are your father's son!" Uncle Jiu couldn't help but said speechlessly when he saw Lin Weiran also turning around.

Lin Weiran sneered: "I'm used to it."

Uncle Jiu didn't understand what was customary about this.

Getting back to the topic, after a while, Uncle Jiu said seriously: "Evasion completed, everyone tidy up their clothes and prepare to open the coffin!"

Several strong men raised and lowered their hands to knock open the coffin lid. However, before they could open it, two crows suddenly appeared in the forest, cawing wildly.

Uncle Jiu's expression changed and he said: "When the coffin was opened, crows crowed. Crows are an ominous thing, and there were two of them at the same time!

This is a misfortune that never comes singly,

It’s a very bad omen!”

Lin Weiran trembled: "Thank you, Uncle Ninth!"

Uncle Jiu waved his hand to let someone open the coffin lid. In an instant, black air filled the air, and the disgusting stench hit his face.

Lin Weiran held his breath in advance.

Soon, the black air dissipated and the person in the coffin was revealed. Lin Weiran took a look and took a step back in fear. Uncle Jiu also frowned.

"The corpse does not rot, but the corpse air is permeated. Master Lin, your father may turn into a zombie because of the dragonfly touching the water hole!"

"Zombie!" Lin Weiran's voice rose a little higher: "Uncle Jiu, what will happen if my late father turns into a zombie? Will he bite people?"

Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "Zombies not only bite people, but they also bite their closest relatives first. In other words, Master Lin..."

"What should we do?"

Lin Weiran interrupted and asked.

Uncle Jiu thought: "Cremated on the spot!"

Lin Weiran raised her eyebrows: "Cremated? OK!"

Uncle Jiu: "..."

There seems to be something wrong.

Not only that, Lin Weiran quickly asked a few people to pour a large bag of glutinous rice into the coffin. Seeing that Uncle Jiu was a little surprised, Lin Weiran explained: "Prevent resurrection."

Uncle Jiu: "..."

"This is your father!"

"Yeah, I can only kill my relatives out of justice..."

Later, in Uncle Jiu's somewhat disappointed eyes, Mr. Ren, who had not yet turned into a zombie, was burned to the ground by Lin Weiran.



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