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Chapter 291: Jungle Expert(1/2)

Audiences all over the world now know Ma Xiaoshu very well. He is a real crazy person with an abnormal brain. Unlike Mr. Pei's strength and Mr. De's hardness, Ma Xiaoshu is purely neurotic and fierce.

Moreover, he was extremely vengeful, and both wild boars and pythons became dead souls under the knife.

In response, Thai viewers said: "Is it appropriate for you to come to our house and kill our little animals?"

Burmese audience: "That's called the Burmese python, bro."

When the program team saw the footage of Ma Xiaoshu peeling a snake sent back by the drone, especially the close-up shots of the drone, several female staff members were so frightened that they vomited.

But Gu Lina watched with gusto, watching Ma Xiaoshu kill the snake and eating potato chips.

My brother-in-law is so strong that he can easily catch a big python.

Gou Jian was administering an intravenous drip next to him, arrogantly saying: "Little Karamie! A python that is four to five meters long is also called a boa constrictor? If I hadn't slipped, I could have fought ten of them by myself!"

Wang Zhengyu: "The program team will think of a way to satisfy you."

Gou Jian frowned: "That's not necessary, I'm just bragging..."

When he fell down before, his head got stuck in the branch of a tree. His body continued to roll downward along the inertia, and then, there was a click... and he almost died.

The program competition continues.

Survival competitions focus on physical fitness and skills, but sometimes it also depends on luck, sometimes with a favorable wind and sometimes with a headwind.

Mr. De's style is to smile when the wind is blowing and to reason when the wind is blowing. The truth is told to oneself, which can be regarded as a kind of self-encouragement.

At this time, he encountered an embarrassing incident that made people laugh or cry. He took a bath in the river, and then found that his backpack had floated away. He chased it for hundreds of meters but could not catch up. His knife was still attached to the backpack.

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He cursed a few curse words and began to speak truth to the camera: "...You may encounter anything in the wilderness, but please remember to never give up hope! I will go out, I still have my family,

A seven-month-old child…”

After adjusting his mentality, he leaned over the ditch to drink water.

"Oh! Shet!"

Mr. De shook his fist at the water flow, grinning, and his front teeth fell out.

"Hehehe... I thought the stone in the water was far away from me, but it turned out that my porcelain front tooth was broken, but it doesn't matter, it's just a decoration anyway."

He was in a good mood and smiled even though his front teeth were missing.

On the other side, Sha Yi's mentality was not so good. He wanted to scold his mother.

On this day, he followed the traces of Mr. De. It was going smoothly, but when he was about to cross the river, he was stopped. What stopped him was a python in the water.

Sha Yi was not Ma Xiaoshu, and he did not have the confidence to stand up to the python, so he was so frightened that he ran away.

This also means that he can no longer follow Master De.

Moreover, it was getting late, and Sha Yi seemed a little panicked and scared, but the experience of recording the program for so long still gave him some help. He cut some bamboo, built a shelter between two rocks, and gave birth to a baby.

Build a fire, but unfortunately... there is no food.

Teacher Sha went to the nearby area and made several mouse traps, learning from Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu vomited after eating some meat. He didn't travel much today, he was busy hunting in the wild.

In the evening, he found a banyan tree, built a small shed against the hollow of the tree trunk, lit a fire and continued to roast wild boar, and there were also condiments. He found many folded ear roots in a shady ravine, which were used to cook the pork.

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Needless to say, Mr. Bei and Mr. De are more professional than Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu already knew about Gou Jian's withdrawal, so he was not worried about him, but he was a little worried about Sha Yi. Does the uncle still snore at night?

With a hammer blow, Sha Yi couldn't sleep at all, he was hungry and scared.

This was his first time spending the night alone in the wild.

Could there be pythons or tigers sneaking up on me at night? There seem to be a lot of poisonous insects here.

He didn't know when he fell asleep. When he woke up the next day, his head was groggy and his chest was pressed against his back due to hunger.

Sha Yi rubbed his face and prepared to leave.

Suddenly he remembered the mouse trap set up last night. Although there was a high probability that there would be no harvest, Lao Sha was still ready to take a look.

You won’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it.

There was a rather fat mouse pressed under a stone slab, with its head crushed.

Sha Yi burst out laughing instantly: "Ah ha ha ha! I caught a mouse, do you see it? What is technology? What is operation! Ma Xiaoshu and I are killing people in this show, hum!"

He picked up the dead rat and took a video of it.

Then, skin the mouse and roast it over fire.

Sayi's mouth watered.

Barrage:

"Congratulations, Teacher Sha!"

"Congratulations Shai."

"Finally I don't feel sorry for Sha Yi anymore."

"Hahaha……"

"Congratulations to Sayi for winning the rat film X1."

“Rat film??”

"You said you were laughing at me earlier about rat movies?"

"Teacher Sha, don't eat the dead rat, or you'll get hit by a rat."

"Damn, Zhong Shu is serious?"

"My mom bought me roasted red rat!"

"Rat sticks need to be dipped in ketchup to taste good."

"Sha Yi looked so happy."

The audience still has a strong preference for Lao Sha. Even though he didn't have any outstanding performance in the previous stops, the audience didn't complain about him, they just felt sorry for him.

Now that he has caught the mouse, the audience also sincerely congratulates him.

Sha Yi pulled off the roasted rat legs and ate them, his expression gradually became brighter and he was beaming:

"Wow~ It's so delicious, oh my god! It's a bit like rabbit meat. Although the smell is stronger, it tastes pretty good. Can you believe how plump and juicy the thigh meat is? Hahahaha..."

He ate two mouse hind legs and two front legs.

Although he was still very hungry, Teacher Sha still held back and put the roasted mouse body into his backpack.

"Save some food for the road. I'm going on my way now, but I don't dare to go to the place where I was yesterday. Several big pythons were playing in the water, which scared me so much that my scalp was numb and my hairs stood on end..."

As Shayi walked down the river, the terrain became more and more rugged. After walking for a while, the terrain beside the river became taller and there were cliffs on both sides.

Lao Sha thought for a while, but he didn't have the energy to climb over the mountain anymore, so he walked along the river, grabbing the weeds and shrubs on the cliff edge to climb from time to time.

Still too hungry, he found a stone to sit on, filled a bamboo tube with some water to drink, and took out the mouse meat to eat.

At this time, a bamboo raft floated upstream.

Sitting on the bamboo raft was an animal eating roast chicken.

The rat meat in Sha Yi's hand immediately lost its flavor. He threw the rat away and shouted: "Brother! Uncle is here! Where did you get the roast chicken?"

Ma Xiaoshu parked the bamboo raft next to Sha Yi: "I picked it up on the road. There was a pheasant that was too fat to fly, so I helped it."

Sha Yi rubbed his hands: "Can you eat such a big one? Uncle, help you."

Ma Xiaoshu gave him the roast chicken.

Sha Yi took a bite of the chicken and subconsciously stepped onto Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo raft.

Wow~

The boat of friendship can capsize at any time.

How can such a small bamboo raft bear the weight of two people?

Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to cut down a few more bamboo trees and double the width of the bamboo raft. However, the widened bamboo raft was not so flexible.

The two of them floated downstream on a bamboo raft.

Sha Yi suffered a day of hardship and was frightened all night. Now he finally found his backbone, and he kept talking.

"I thought you had definitely gone ahead, but I didn't expect you were still behind. That's great."

"Oh, I didn't rush much yesterday."

"Brother, when you came down on the bamboo raft, did you see anything in the water?"

"what?"

"The big python is so thick and scary."
To be continued...
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