Chapter 270 Hunting (Additional update 12 because of the bad luck in the fleeting year)

Gu Lina's eyes rolled around, she licked her lips and asked in a low voice: "Is it this sexy and hot little wild cat? Meow~"

After saying that, she even twisted her hips and danced. The too-tight yoga pants looked very tempting, especially her dangling thighs and... This girl is actually a bit of an exhibitionist. She never wears small clothes in winter.

Judging from her outfit today, it might be again.

Bang~

Ma Xiaoshu raised his hand and slapped her on the butt.

Gu Lina chuckled: "So, there are both little wild cats and old foxes. It depends on which one you want to eat, brother-in-law. I think foxes are not good, foxes are coquettish."

Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "Cat meat is still sour!"

Gu Lina: "You haven't eaten it before. How could you know it's sour? You've only ever eaten mutton."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled and slapped her again.

Bang~

Gu Lina meowed and pounced on her, hugging the horse and gnawing at the tree. There was no camera installed here where the mousetrap was placed, and only the GoPro they wore on their heads could take pictures.

After nibbling on it, she squatted down.

Ma Xiaoshu pushed it away in disgust and said, "It's embarrassing! We are working now, so we must be serious."

Gu Lina leaned over with a half-smile, you are a serious and eloquent guy.

Ma Xiaoshu refused with one hand: "Apologise quickly!"

Gu Lina lowered her head and looked at the big hand on her chest: "I'm sorry, brother-in-law, hehe..."

"That's pretty much it. You have to concentrate on your work in the future, you know?"

"knew."

Ma Xiaoshu took off the two GoPros, deleted the scene just now, and went back to change the battery.

He asked: "What is the second phase of the program team's mission?"

Gu Lina is also deleting videos. This show does not have a cameraman. She feels that it is not a big problem just to find a corner to shoot. Gu Lina was originally the messenger of the program team, but after she came, she was

Not a word was mentioned about the mission.

She said: "I won't tell you!"

"What's the meaning?"

"I don't want the naughty fox to come over so early."

"Oh, the task is very simple, right."

"That's right." Although Gu Lina is naughty, she has a better brain. Now she has grasped the essence of the problem: "Brother-in-law, we didn't catch the mouse, what are we going to eat tonight? Just a bucket of milk tea and a bag of bubble tea."

The noodles are not enough to cause trouble to Teacher Sha alone."

The time came to five o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still about two hours before dark.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't ask any more about the mission. It was getting dark today. After completing the mission and recruiting Yang Li and Deng Neng, they really had nothing to eat, so the show wouldn't be able to be recorded by then.

Three mousetraps yielded no harvest.

However, Ma Xiaoshu found bird droppings everywhere in the factory. When he walked into the shipbuilding workshop that had just been exploded, he found a lot of bird feathers on the ground.

Gu Lina said: "Are you trying to catch a bird to eat? This is not easy to catch."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What's so hard about catching a bird?"

Gu Lina said: "It takes two hands to grasp it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with her. This girl is a bit arrogant in today's issue. I'll deal with her later.

Ma Xiaoshu used a steel pipe to knock against the steel frame in the workshop.

Bang!

Thumping...

Hundreds of pigeons flew out from under the steel roof above.

In order to ensure sufficient light in the workshop, the four walls above fifteen meters are all windows. It seems that some of the windows are broken, so many pigeons choose to build their nests here.

The pigeon door suddenly flew out, startling the dog.

Lai Huaer said with his tail between his legs: "Woof woof woof!"

Ma Xiaoshu turned around and went to the scrap workshop outside, rummaging through it carefully.

Gu Lina: "Brother-in-law, what are you looking for? I'll help you find it."

Ma Xiaoshu looked at her and patted his head: "Why should I go to all this trouble? There is obviously something ready-made."

Gu Lina was confused: "What?"

After she had just been embarrassed, she didn't dare anymore. Her brother-in-law would deal with her severely if she turned around, so now she concentrated on recording the show.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take off the rubber band that ties your hair, and I will make a slingshot to shoot pigeons."

Gu Lina took out three rubber bands from her pocket: "You told me earlier, I brought them."

The slingshot is the easiest hunting tool to make. Almost all rural children can do it. They just get a piece of iron wire, twist it into a Y shape, tie three rubber bands on both ends, and the slingshot is ready.

The rubber bands have been processed. Now the rubber bands that tie the hair are all very fancy, and there is a layer of stuff wrapped around the outside that affects the performance. Three of them together can increase the range.

As for slingshot bullets, they are easier to find.

There are nails everywhere in the factory. Just twist the nails into a U-shape. When I was a child, I used to make paper origami bullets with sharp points.

After making the slingshot, Ma Xiaoshu aimed at a brick and fired twice.

Gu Lina flatters her every day: “Brother-in-law’s ejaculation is so accurate!”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head slightly: "No, the power is too small and the accuracy is poor."

With this kind of power, it is difficult to kill a bird.

Gu Lina tugged at the waistband of her yoga pants and snapped them back: "Is this okay?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "No! Elastic bands can't be used as slingshots."

Gu Lina was ready to tie her pants with rubber bands, but she was disappointed again. She still wanted to eat pigeons, they looked so cute.

Ma Xiaoshu thought hard and suddenly slapped his forehead again: "It's all your fault!"

Gu Lina: "What's wrong with me? I'm ready to donate my pants."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "As soon as you came here, my smart IQ was stuck. I was infected by you. There are obviously strong rubber bands in the car."

He took the knife to the car and dug out the car sealing tape along the broken window glass.

I tried stretching it and the elasticity was quite amazing.

After being tied up, Ma Xiaoshu tried firing again, and the force exploded, causing the thickened glass dozens of meters high to shatter.

As equipment like a slingshot becomes more powerful, its accuracy will also rise sharply.

It was almost six o'clock when the slingshot was ready. Ma Xiaoshu entered the workshop with the slingshot and climbed up along the steel frame. Thirty or forty meters above the sky, there were various criss-crossing steel frames. The width was only twenty or thirty centimeters, and the narrowest was only

It is five centimeters wide, which is common for a small tree.

On the other hand, Gu Lina below was holding a camera while filming, and she was screaming in fear, fearing that Ma Xiaoshu would fall and die in front of her.

The good life has not yet begun, and my brother-in-law cannot die young.

How could Ma Xiaoshu fall?

He had been accustomed to walking over eaves and walls since he was a child. He walked on the steel frame of the workshop as if on flat ground, and soon reached the commanding height above the main beam of the house.

It's still relatively easy to beat the high and the low.

It is getting dark, and the pigeons are returning to their nests one after another. There are more than a dozen bird nests near Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu aimed for the closest shot first and fired two shots without hitting.

Time is tight, so I can only make do by using nails as bullets. The flight path of nail bullets is still a bit erratic. If I have enough time, I should put a leather bag on the slingshot and use bearing steel balls as bullets. That thing has high stability.

But it doesn't matter, you will definitely hit if you shoot a few more times. Anyway, I have a lot of nail bullets prepared.

Ten minutes later, four pigeons were obtained, in addition to ten pigeon eggs.

Wild pigeons are far less heavy than domestic pigeons. The largest one weighs seven or eight taels, and the other three weigh about half a catty. Excluding feathers and internal organs, they are probably half the weight.

But it’s good to have meat, so what else do you dislike?

Originally, Ma Xiaoshu was going to catch beetles for Sha Yi to eat at night, so of course he had to leave the instant noodles to Gu Lina. No matter how bad her character was, at least she was a woman.

When Ma Xiaoshu came back with the prey, Teacher Sha had already completed the sewage purification, and the water in the foam box below was much clearer.

Sha Yi was lighting a fire for cooking. There were firewood and iron buckets everywhere in the factory. When he saw Ma Xiaoshu returning home with a loaded load, he was smiling so hard that his saliva was almost drooling.

"Pigeon? There are so many good guys? How did you do it?"
To be continued...