Sha Yi's chin almost fell into the water: "Is this okay?"

Laihuo works like a dog relying on human power: "Woof woof woof..."

Ma Xiaoshu held down the flapping crocodile: "Its bite is strong, but it doesn't have the strength to open its mouth. Eh? You can't open your mouth? Bite me, you idiot!"

Sha Yi panicked and said, "What should we do now?"

Ma Xiaoshu was calm and even joking: "What else should I do? Send it home!"

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the crocodile's mouth with one hand like an iron plier, and took out a hunting knife with the other hand. The knife was very sharp and easily cut open the crocodile's brain.

The crocodile stopped flopping and became quiet and well-behaved.

Ma Xiaoshu picked it up and weighed it: "Yeah! It's still a bit heavy. It's more meat than a dog."

The panic on Sha Yi's face gradually turned into a wild wave, flowing over: "Give me a hug, I don't care about it either."

The dogs were also shy, so they jumped over and bit the crocodile's tail to death, pretending to be brave.

Sha Yi hugged the crocodile and picked up the camera to take a selfie: "You have seen it, right? It was not lucky, and it met Ma Xiaoshu and me. The crocodile is fierce, but how can it be as fierce as us? We have received strict special training, such small animals

Things are killing indiscriminately..."

Then, the crocodile moved.

Sha Yi was so frightened that he ran away, his face turned pale.

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's the dog dragging the crocodile. Why don't you finish bragging about it?"

Sha Yi: "Stop bragging, stop bragging. You are responsible for the random killings, and I am responsible for the quack... It's too scary."

Ma Xiaoshu kicked the dog away, picked up the crocodile, and moved on, but he was more cautious now. He didn't know if the crocodile had any friends.

When the program was broadcast, the comments in China were as follows:

"Fuck..."

"Fuck! Fuck!"

"Is this fake?"

"Yes, yes, this crocodile is an actor."

"Is Ma Xiaoshu crazy?"

"Too rough!"

"Crocodile: Don't come over here!"

"Crocodile: I was just passing by..."

"It's over! Barbie is Qing."

"Ma Xiaoshu really catches up! He even teases me!"

"I'm still fucking eating..."

Overseas Netflix viewers should be calmer:

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I knew it was going to be bad, it was so funny!"

"Jobs was scared at first, but then he bit the crocodile again after it died, haha!"

"HAIHAIHAI~I like this."

"I really look forward to what Ma will cook with crocodiles."

"I really can't think of crocodiles being used for cooking. At most, it's barbecue, right?"

"No! You guys underestimate Chinese food too much."

"Fortunately they are Chinese. If they were Indians..."

"The lizard shivered."

There are bloody scenes in the scene where Ma Xiaoshu kills the crocodile. The domestic version is mosaic, but the Netflix version does not have it. This is what I like.

The program team broke into a cold sweat when they saw the footage captured by the drone. They had already checked the area many times and found no crocodiles. Otherwise, they would not have dared to record the program.

They controlled the drone and flew in front of the two people and asked: "Ma Xiaoshu, Sha Yi, you now have the power to terminate the recording of the program."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No! The speed of an adult crocodile is only 30 kilometers per hour. I can kill it!"

Sha Yi hesitated for a while: "I listen to my brother Shu."

Lai Huoer also echoed: "Wow~"

Gu Lina covered her eyes and watched. She was really frightened, worried that Ma Xiaoshu would be bitten by a crocodile. Just now, her thought was, it doesn't matter, my brother-in-law just needs to run faster than Sha Yi.

As a result, my brother-in-law took the crocodile knife???

This shocked her, as well as the program staff and the two guests.

Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were curious about Ma Xiaoshu's new show, so they made an appointment to come to the program set in advance. Then, they saw an unforgettable scene, Ma Xiaoshu riding on the back of a crocodile and teasing it...

Xue Cheng looked at Yang Xiaoyue: "Isn't this too easy? I doubt Ma Xiaoshu can really challenge an adult crocodile!"

Yang Xiaoyue copied his hands: "If you remove the word doubt, he will definitely be able to do it. In fact, you can also challenge the crocodile alone, but you can only challenge him once."

Xue Cheng: "..."

After walking in the swamp for another half an hour, the two people and the dog finally arrived at the edge of the swamp. After climbing up, there was a rain forest in front of them.

The vegetation in the rainforest is very dense, and there are no roads, so it looks very primitive.

They sat on the ground and rested for a while. It was almost noon. Sha Yi was tired and hungry, and Ma Xiaoshu was not much better. The worst part was that dogs had very poor endurance when it came to work.

There was a bamboo forest at the edge of the rain forest. Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi went to pick up some dead bamboos and bamboo branches.

Ma Xiaoshu used a knife to scrape bamboo shavings from the dead bamboo. Although it was wet on the outside, it was dry on the inside. After scraping a pile of bamboo shavings, he used bamboo branches and vines to make a bow, which he used to drill wood to make fire.

Sha Yi gained confidence again: "Let me do the fire-making. I'm the best at making fire!"

Ma Xiaoshu stepped aside and went to cut off the crocodile's tail, remove the skin, cut it into small pieces, and skewer it with bamboo skewers. Eat elegantly.

Soon, Sha Yi came over with his arms crossed: "If you can't drill out sparks, why don't you stick to the old rules and smash a camera and use batteries to make a fire? I know that one. My uncle is an intellectual athlete. It's a bit difficult for me to make fire by drilling wood.

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Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "You are not the intellectual type, you are the waste type."

When the program team was editing, they played back three times what Sha Yi said just now, "I am best at making fire."

Slap in the face.

Ma Xiaoshu went to take over the work of making the fire, and soon the fire was lit.

The two of them were roasting crocodile tail meat, and then the drone came and fed the crocodile with dog food.

Sha Yi looked at the work eagerly, with an embarrassed look on his face, and then said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, I'm a little thirsty."

Ma Xiaoshu roasted the meat for him, then went to the bamboo forest with a knife. As he walked, he knocked on the bamboo and found a section of bamboo with water in it. He saw off the section with a knife and brought it back.

Sha Yi was very curious: "There is water in the bamboo? It's so amazing!"

Ma Xiaoshu was eating barbecue: "I've even seen wine stored in it, and it's very expensive. Hmm... This crocodile is so young, why is the meat so thick? It's not suitable for roasting."

As he said that, he stabbed the crocodile on the head with a stick.

Crocodile:Are you polite?

There is no way, the conditions this time are indeed more difficult, but I have been able to get meat since then, so I am pretty lucky.

The two of them didn't finish a crocodile tail, and even got some to feed the dogs. It wasn't that it was too unpalatable, but the tail was a bit big.

After eating, the two of them were about to go on their way, when it started to rain heavily.

They found a large tree with dense leaves to take shelter from the rain, took out their mobile phones, and looked at today's main mission.

It is also a video recorded by Wang Zhengyu and Gu Lina.

In the video, Gulina is wearing an original and wild grass skirt, with a few leaves on the chest, dancing there. Of course, the shape is just like the original dress, there is actually fabric inside, but very little.

After watching the video, Shayi asked: "What is the mission?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked disgusted: "After watching the video, you don't even know what the mission is? What were you watching just now? You are so old and have a family, I don't even bother to talk about you... Let's watch it again, this time

Look carefully."

Sha Yi looked at Ma Xiaoshu with a half-smile, "Have you been doing this for a long time? Are you still on your lap?"

Of course Ma Xiaoshu was not that superficial. He didn't look at his thighs or chest.
Chapter completed!