Chapter 198 Can’t Ascend to China

The sturgeon was tired and didn't want to struggle anymore, so he let Ma Xiaoshu do what he wanted. This two-legged beast was too strong, and its hands were like iron pliers.

Hu Hua: "Ma Xiaoshu, why did you bring the fish here?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Let him see caviar and see his future."

Fei Yiming smiled: "You are so cruel."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What's this? I didn't feed it caviar."

Fei Yiming: "..."

The researcher was very serious at first, but he couldn't help but be bothered by the fish head. You let the fish eat caviar? Does it have that taste? Oh no, the fish grew up with caviar!

He couldn't talk any more, so he picked up the can and opened it.

Kong Xiaoxue asked: "Is this how you eat it? Don't we deserve some dipping sauces or something like that?"

Ma Xiaoshu agreed: "It seems to be still raw."

The three guests behind him laughed out loud, and Hu Hua laughed the loudest.

The researcher said: "In fact, caviar can be pure."

Kong Xiaoxue said awkwardly: "Oh, pure product."

Ma Xiaoshu asked her: "What does pure product mean?"

Kong Xiaoxue: "How do I know? I just pretended to understand."

The researcher said: "The pure product is to be eaten directly."

Kong Xiaoxue: "Oh!"

This time I really understand.

Hu Hua stuck his head out from behind and looked at Kong Xiaoxue and Ma Xiaoshu, and said with a showy face: "You know? This is how caviar is eaten!"

Kong Xiaoxue: "I am ignorant."

Hu Hua: "If you want to make some dipping sauce, do you want to make a bowl of rice for you two? Okay?"

The irony is very strong.

Kong Xiaoxue smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to continue.

Ma Xiaoshu responded quickly: "Okay! Thank you, Brother Hua."

Hu Hua: "..."

The other guests were also stunned. Maybe Hu Hua was just joking? Why would anyone take it seriously?

Ma Xiaoshu held the fish and looked around: "Does the program team have chopsticks?"

Director: "Yes."

Fei Yiming explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Xiaoshu, in fact, caviar is eaten directly, without rice or dipping sauce."

Ma Xiaoshu: "But I want to eat pao rice! Brother Hua, why are you still here?"

Hu Hua was a little at a loss: "Then where should I be?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Where is Paofan?"

Hu Hua took a breath, couldn't you tell I was joking?

Okay! I’ll make it happen for you, let the whole country watch your caviar served with rice, let everyone see your low taste and stupid look that has never seen the world.

He turned around and went to the program crew to get a box of lunch, and then boiled water and brought it over.

Ma Xiaoshu happily threw the fish back into the pond, washed his hands and ate.

The researcher explained: "High-end caviar does not have any fishy smell. You can try it."

He first scooped a spoonful onto Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao's cakes, then looked at the rice in Ma Xiaoshu's hand, gritted his teeth and gave him two spoonfuls.

In line with the principle of giving priority to ladies, the researcher said to Kong Xiaoxue: "For the first bite, you can lick a few pills first."

Ma Xiaoshu glanced at the uncle strangely. He was a very serious person, but why did he say such unserious words?

It should be that he is overconfident in his own caviar and does not understand the rules of the entertainment industry.

No female artist would stick out her tongue in public, not to mention a second-tier artist like Kong Xiaoxue who couldn't do it, and even a provocative person like Yang Li wouldn't do such an action.

Kong Xiaoxue was in trouble. She tried the snacks a few times but couldn't decide.

Hu Hua suddenly became interested: "Lick a few pills first! Take small sips."

Ma Xiaoshu felt a little strange. It was understandable that the researcher didn't understand, but an old host like Brother Hua didn't understand either. How could he not understand? Obviously he understood.

Then he encouraged Kong Xiaoxue to lick caviar, which is a bit problematic.

The researcher was stupid and still gave careful instructions: "Lick first, then press it on the tip of your tongue."

Kong Xiaoxue was also embarrassed to refuse other people's advice. She had never eaten caviar. She tried to stick out her tongue several times, but she was embarrassed.

Because, Hu Hua, Fei Yiming and Mei Changjin stood behind, staring at Kong Xiaoxue with strange smiles on their faces.

Obviously he just wanted to see Kong Xiaoxue get into trouble and see her stick out her tongue.

Finally, Kong Xiaoxue saw the steamed rice in front of Ma Xiaoshu, her heart skipped a beat, and she ate the pastry in one bite.

"Hahahahaha..."

The three people in the back row were laughing and stamping their feet. This time, it was Mei Changjin who laughed the loudest.

Hu Hua: "You don't need to chew this, right? Just sip it open."

Researcher: "Take the tip of your tongue~"

Kong Xiaoxue's heart: I will support you till the very end of my lungs!

Hu Hua was still mumbling: "Xiaoxue, how do you chew it? Should you eat melon seeds? Hahaha..."

The subtext is: Why are you so ignorant of the world? You are so poor that you can’t even teach!

Mei Changjin: "Hahahahaha..."

The smile on Kong Xiaoxue's face became more and more embarrassed, with a hint of inferiority complex.

Ma Xiaoshu stood up like a curious baby: "Brother Hua, what are you laughing at? Share it with me."

Hu Hua couldn't stop laughing: "She, she chewed it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What then?"

Hu Hua: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu stared at Mei Changjin again: "Brother Mei, what are you laughing at?"

Mei Changjin said with a guilty conscience: "It's nothing."

Ma Xiaoshu sat back down again and said to Kong Xiaoxue: "They must be laughing at me, right? They are laughing so happily and don't share it with me. They must be laughing at me. It doesn't matter, I am a rural person and don't understand anything.

Normal, right?"

Kong Xiaoxue said gratefully: "They didn't laugh at you."

Thank you Ma Xiaoshu for helping her to get out of the siege and take revenge. I asked them face to face what they were laughing about. It was really impressive.

Now it's Ma Xiaoshu's turn to eat.

Researcher: "Lick a few pills first, then use the tip of your tongue... Huh?"

Ma Xiaoshu picked up the bowl and chopsticks and started to eat: "Well, it's quite a meal! Xilihulu..."

This is much less particular than Kong Xiaoxue, but no one dares to laugh at Ma Xiaoshu.

Hu Hua just whispered: "Cow chews peonies! Caviar is a precious ingredient!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't care how I eat, Xilihulu~"

Soon half the bowl of rice was gone. Ma Xiaoshu poured the remaining caviar in the can into his own bowl and continued to cook the rice.

The researcher was very angry and skipped Ma Xiaoshu directly to guide Xiong Zihao to eat caviar: "Lick a few first..."

Xiong Zihao: "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to this food."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'll help you eat, ah!"

He had already finished his meal and ate Xiong Zihao's caviar.

The researcher is confused. None of the three of you know how to eat it! You're ruining my caviar! What kind of crappy show is this?

Ma Xiaoshu finished his meal and chirped: "Uncle, your caviar tastes really good. How much does it cost per pound? I want to buy some to go back to make porridge."

The three in the back shook their heads speechlessly, lowering the quality of the program.

Kong Xiaoxue looked at Ma Xiaoshu with admiration, how could he show his lack of taste so confidently?

It's very simple, because Ma Xiaoshu learned from Yang Li's mouth (note: refers to the words spoken from the mouth) that those rich and status noble people are also quite dirty behind their backs, why are they pretending to be so cool!

He has no superstition about nobility, style or taste.
To be continued...