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Chapter 0098 On the Importance of Naked Red Cross (Mist)

In the afternoon, I saw the collection 3999, and I sneered and thought that it would be 4000 immediately. Then, after a while, I opened it and found that it turned out to be 3998...

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After the initial running-in of extremely chaotic - actually extremely funny -, Ellik and others finally got a good time in this forest.

"I have been focusing on jungle for thirty years and have come out of the mountain. I feel good." Ellik stood by a small clearing in a forest, with his hands behind his back, looking around at the three people staring at him with a look of a paranormal expression.

"Don't talk nonsense, bring the dinner quickly!" Lair rolled his eyes. Didn't he just go to get wild game for dinner? As for what he said was so sensible?

"Hey, so, when you used a very complaining meme, but the audience couldn't understand it, it was really a painful thing." Ellic shook his head helplessly, threw a wild boar behind him in front of him, and said distressedly: "I miss Tabasa when he was there. After freezing, he smashed the ice and the bristles all fell off. Now he still needs to pull it out a little bit, and he needs to clean it up later..."

"Woooo..." Rael suddenly covered his face and said miserably: "Please don't say it, okay? I'm doing these!"

"Well." Ellic touched his chin and said calmly: "It's mainly because I have the best cooking skills here!"

"Where is Elusa!" Lair pointed at Elusa who was holding the sword in his hands and seemed to be doing the legendary "communicating with the sword". "Okay, when I didn't ask."

However, before he could say anything, Rael covered his face with dismay: "That would definitely turn into a massacre scene."

"It's good to know." Ellik glanced at Rael, "Besides, as an assassin, don't you think you're paying attention to doing this kind of anatomy work?"

"Oh oh, so can this be done!" Rael looked at Ellic with admiration and said in an exaggerated tone: "I really don't know that it can be done!!"

"Hmph." Allic showed a look of "commenting the puppet quickly, come on, come on," and then the hair of a few steel needle-like bristles thrown by Rael were burped in the head.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Ellic covered his hair and screamed in a miserable voice: "No more, no more! IQ and integrity! It all flows out!"

"I won't talk about the IQ for now. You must not have any moral integrity, right?" Rael looked at Ellik, who was extremely exaggerated and deliberately pretended, and said angrily: "And your IQ is zero at all, right?"

"..." Ellik turned his head stiffly, looked at Laer pitifully, and said in a very heartbreaking tone: "Am I a fool?"

"I'm talking about you..." Rael covered his face with grief. "Don't look at passersby with the abandoned puppy, and then ejaculate the look of 'Please take me home' or 'play with me'?"

"Go." Ellik tilted his head, then picked up Stella who was begging Stella next to him and Lail with a smile, and said exaggeratedly: "The big monster is coming to eat the little dog girl~~"

"Wow~~" Stella covered her eyes with her hands and screamed in great harmony, "Ah, it's going to be eaten~"

"Don't give it to me, ignore it!" Lair took a deep breath, then took out a fifty-centimeter-long origami fan from his portable space, and drew a circle in the air and hit Ellik in the head, "And you must have been knocked out just now, absolutely!"

"Tsk, have you been discovered?" Ellic smacked his lips, then gently put Stella down, turned around and looked at Rael with a melancholy expression, slowly stretched out his right hand, and whispered: "Miss, can you show me your inner ku...Puff~"

Before Ellik finished speaking, Rael, who had taken off into the air, flew out of his left face with a gorgeous round-rotation kick. Ellik said in disbelief: "You hit me, you actually hit me! Even my father hasn't hit me!"

"Tsk, don't teach the kids badly..." Before Rael finished speaking, he saw Stella walking to Ellik with tears on his face, and said in a crying voice: "Ge, it's so pitiful. Just want to see the underwear, I'll be undone. Stella will give you..."

"Stop!" Ellik quickly reached out to stop Stella and said in an unprecedentedly serious tone: "If I continue, I will become a person like 'Corresponsible sister and then kiss her sister, take a shower with her daughter, lose her father, big pervert, Fan (①)', and I will never look back."

Hearing Ellik's words, Rael covered his face in pain and said angrily: "Can't you change another joke!!"

"Uh..." Ellic shrank his neck and said helplessly: "Because that guy has become the spokesperson for [Bee-] ghost father!!"

"...It's true to think about it carefully!" Laer was horrified, and then said with regret: "Stop this topic of destruction of the world view!! After packing up the things, go bake it quickly!!"

After saying that, Lair took the "missage" in the bag to the side. She would throw things down near a carnivorous monster's nest, which was environmentally friendly and energy-saving, and it was definitely not.

Naturally, Ellik and others' camp must be near the water source. After re-washing the wild boars treated by Rael once, Ellik started the giant roasted wild boars.

"Huh?" After a while, Elusa suddenly opened her eyes and woke up from her thoughts. A dazzling light seemed to flash in her eyes that could not be seen directly. Could it be that the legendary sword in her heart, so her eyes were full of sword light?

"This is the smell of roasted pigs! It smells so good!" Elusha didn't care about someone who was in YY at all, but just spoke out her heart straightforwardly. Well, she woke up because she smelled the fragrance of a wild boar. As for that gaze... it was naturally the gaze of a foodie.

"Elusha, it's time to eat." Ellik shouted softly in the direction of Elusha, then cut a piece of palm-sized meat with a knife and placed it on a plate, handed it to Stella, and said, "Eat slowly, there is not enough."

Stella nodded happily and said, "Yes!"

"Don't you think, recently..." Suddenly, Elusa said, her tone was very deep, as if it was about something very important. Wait, if there is a lesson in the past, I would rather make a bold guess. Is it because there is a little food recently?

"Recently, Lik's craftsmanship has improved!" Elusa nodded satisfiedly without any slap in the face again, "Sure enough, have you made progress because you often do it? Well, it turns out that eating is the same as martial arts!"

‘Is this the foodie way that is as famous as the legendary martial arts way?’ Ellik’s heart moved and nodded, ‘Indeed, there are many masters who can eat into the Tao, for example, Luo [Bi-] is one.’

"By the way, I found this when I was throwing things just now." As he said that, Lair took out the thing in his pocket, which was a round thing, similar to a badge.

There are two red pieces drawn on it, interlaced together.

"Red Cross!" Ellik's eyes were straight. Is this a joke? Didn't it mean that the Red Cross is out of print?

"This thing is called Red Cross? Do you know?" Rael looked at Ellik with a terrifying look on his face. He had to be terrified. Why did this guy know everything?

"Well, if I remember correctly, this is a vicious organization!" Ellik gritted his teeth, "What this organization likes to do is hunt legendary creatures and then make their bodies into specimens..."

"Uh... why is this extremely vicious?" Elusa looked at Ellik in confusion. If she just made the corpse of her prey into a specimen, many hunters have done this, right?

"Because of the methods of the Red Cross, they will lead creatures to cities with a lot of people, and then let the creatures slaughter the city. Then, when the creatures slaughter the city is weak, they will take the opportunity..." Ellik said with a heavy face, "This is taking the blood of thousands of innocent people to complete their collection!"

"This... is indeed extremely vicious." Elusa nodded with a serious face and asked, "Then, this brand is..."

"Put the badge on the ground, this behavior is made into a naked red cross in this organization, representing..."

As he said that, Allic threw the torch in front of him at almost the same time, and whispered: "It means that random prey."

"Tsk, you're really familiar with our organization." A person with an extremely short figure, probably at the knee of an ordinary person, wearing a purple tights and covering his mouth appeared behind Ellik.

"That's right! Who are you?" A man wearing red clothes on the upper body, skirt armor on the lower body, shield in one hand and spear in the other, slowly walked out.

Ellik narrowed his eyes and whispered to the visitor: "Hmph, you naked red-fork slags, let me clean up you today!"

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①: It’s still a...unexpected destruction.

Long live the life of Lalala Demacia
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