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Chapter 0316 How to punish people who sleep late

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"Sir Zi, don't play the word game. It's fifty silver coins, not five silver coins." Ellic turned his head with a smile, looked at Yakumo Zi, and added with a shaking head.

Yakumo Mai was under great pressure, very much. She now really wanted to analyze whether there was a problem in the area near the Bori Shrine. This problem is very likely to be a curse.

This curse is mainly a terrifying curse with the main means of changing people's minds - why do you say so? Because once you are cursed, you will become as greedy as Boli's witch!!

"This must be a curse, you are cursed!" Yakumo said with certainty, but what she didn't know was that the only person cursed in the fantasy village was her!

Yes, Yakumo Zi, the monster sage, had the most terrifying curse in Fantasy Village ever, which was so terrifying that even Yonglin could not heal.

The name of this curse is...

The monster idiot who will be unconventional once he doesn't work!

In short, Yakumozu stayed at the Hori Shrine for the time being. At night, after her resentment returned to the Hori Shrine, she was about to have an earth-shaking fight when Yakumozu comforted her with a silver coin.

"Where is integrity?" At that moment, everyone present once again appeared in their hearts. What about integrity?

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The roof of Bori Shrine, late at night.

"Huh, it's quite cool." Ellik jumped onto the roof and sat next to Ellik, feeling the feeling of the evening breeze blowing across the roof. He said with a smile.

"I'm not telling you to come to the rooftop to hear you say this!" Elliko rolled her eyes and said with her chin, "We can almost go back, right?"

"Ah...well!" Allic opened his mouth, then nodded, and said, "Yes, we can go back."

Now, neither Allique nor Allic had any injuries on his body, and he was completely recovered and perfect. If you insist on saying that there is something wrong with it, it is probably that the core of the evil of this life of the two people is not the second stage before.

Not only that, after Elliko decomposed from Elliko's body, Elliko did not have to remain in a girl's state, and could safely turn into a boy's state and other people and continue his journey!

So, these two people can completely return to their original continent and do what they should do.

"In a few days, I heard that it will be Ling Meng's birthday soon. Let's leave after her birthday." Ellik took a deep breath, then looked at Ellik and asked, "Are you going to continue back to Dark Academy and continue that identity?"

"Ha. Isn't that natural?" Elliko grinned and said, "Baiya is waiting for me to go back!"

"Tsk tsk, yes yes yes." Ellic nodded helplessly, then stood up, patted his pants, and said, "Go to bed first, what should be coming will come sooner or later."

"Ah. Good night, my half-body?" Elliko tilted her head, then laughed instead, and said, "What's this? What's the half-body? Tsk, why not... Brother Ellik?"

"Puff!" Allic, who was about to go down, immediately squirted out, then looked at Allic in horror and said, "What are you doing!"

"No, no, no...what is that..." Elliko scratched her head and said, "I think we must have a different identity, right? So I... am my sister?"

"Why are you a sister? Hey, even if the author is a girl, he has written a book about girl, it can't be like this! Why did you suddenly add a sister's setting when you were nearly one million words!" Allic suddenly became messy in the wind, and hugged his head and said, "Don't do this, I'm not a girl..."

"Idiot!" Elliko kicked Ellik down and said angrily: "What are you thinking about, idiot! This is just a setting, a setting! Because my soul fluctuations and bloodlines all extend from you, so it is your sister, but my relationship with you is not considered a brother or sister, right? So it is just an illusion, what do you understand when you give the outside world?"

"Yes, yes, I understand." Ellik got up from the ground, rubbed his neck helplessly, then waved to Elliko, and said, "Then, I'll go to bed first, bye, sister. sister~"

"Gum!" Elliko's mouth twitched suddenly, then shivered, and said with a chilling face, "It's so disgusting...hiss..."

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Bori Shrine, morning.

When Elliko and Elliko got up first and prepared the meal, Elliko was responsible for drying clothes, while Elliko walked over to wake up the sleeping Lumia, Lingmeng, Grandma and Yabuki.

Because I have been living with Ellik for a while, Lingmeng's mother and Lumia still got up very decisively, but...

First of all, the head of Yakumo House is Yakumo House, secondly, Yakumo House's nanny Yakumo House is Yakumo's Shikigami, and secondly, Shikigami cannot resist his master.

Therefore, at Yakumo's house, Yakumo's sleep in has become a fixed awakening - because as long as she wants to sleep in, Yakumo's sleep cannot wake her up at all.

However, in the Hori Shrine, no one is her Shikigami, that is...

"Get up, Lord Yakumo," Ellic pushed Yakumo's quilt, but Yakumo said that I always slept until twelve o'clock in the afternoon. What time is it now? How could I get up? I'm stupid!

So Yakumori silently covered the quilt on his head, then shrank down, curled up into a ball, and continued to fall asleep.

Ellik looked at the super large spherical quilt in front of him with expressionless expression, and the veins in the shape of the "#" were visible to the naked eye.

"Hahaha... I have prepared breakfast, and the cleaning of the shrine and the washing of the clothes have been done. All you need is to get up and wash and eat breakfast. This cannot be done... This is seeking death!" As he said, a cold light flashed in Allic's eyes, and he slowly walked out of the room.

"Come on, let's have a meal." Allic began to serve the rice for the others with a smile. Then there was a bowl of soup in front of each person, and then a plate. On top was Allic divided the dishes that had been fried in the morning according to his personal habits.

However, there was a dish on a plate next to it that was silently distributed to everyone present by Allic, and then sneered and said, "Eat everyone."

With a "gudong", the grandma and Lumia, who already knew what Ellik would use, swallowed, then looked at the bowl of rice that Ellik had placed aside with fear, and said silently in their hearts: "Yatyama Zi. I am so sad and follow the changes. We will put a few small yellow flowers on your grave on the day of your death."

Everyone had breakfast very quickly. After eating, Lingmeng, Lumia and Elliko went to the backyard to play, while Grandma went out to patrol, while Ellik began washing dishes and tidying up the dining table.

After Ellik got everything, it was only eight o'clock in the morning. So she walked decisively towards the backyard and...

"I'm going, what are you doing?" In Ellik's eyes, something tragic is happening in the backyard-

Lumia was looking at Ellik's legs with a gray face.

And Ling Meng was riding on Lumia's back, playing a horse riding game - no, that's not the point.

The key point is that Lumia has a few pieces of wood tied around her waist, and a cart tied behind the wood!!

In other words, Lumiya is playing the role of the horse pulling the carriage! So, who is sitting on the carriage?

The answer is simple...

"I said Elliko, what are you doing!!!" Elliko kicked Elliko away, and then said with a collapsed look on his face: "I said, what happened to Lumiya to make such a tragic thing happen to you?"

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Allic immediately understood that Ellic's original body was the evil of this world, that is, the unyielding little demon, a person who was killed by death.

Ling Meng is just a simple little brat now. As for Lumiya... she expects her IQ? Haha, let's forget it.

You know, if Ellik had not appeared, Lumia would have been the throne of the three fools of the Egg Kings in Fantasy Village many years later. Are you still going to count on her IQ?

So, under Elliko's smiling plan, Lumia became like this... extremely miserable.

"I said you are a big monster after all, what about your dignity? What about your temperament? Are you acting cute like a fool? Be cheering me up!" Ellik continued to complain, but Lumia just sobbed and said, "Hey? stupid, is the fool talking about me?"

"..." Ellik was silent for a moment, then covered his face, walked to Ellik in pain in front of Ellik who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, squatted down and said, "I said I know you are not dead and get up for me."

After a while, Elliko, who was lying on the ground, rustled up a sign in front of him, with a few words written on it, "I am dead, I burn incense if I have something to do, please give me tribute."

Ellik knocked Ellik on the head angrily and said, "Okay, can you make red bean cake in the afternoon?"

Because he gave the origin to Ellik part, Ellik still lost some of his memory - for example, the cooking part.

Fortunately, Ellik didn't have much cooking skills exposed at the Dark Academy, but it was just some home-cooked dishes. Ellik still remembered these home-cooked dishes, but Ellik didn't remember some special things.

For example, some very delicate small cakes.

"Ahem, just say anything." Allyko was sitting on the ground almost instantly, looking at Allyko seriously and firing a fire.

"I said, look at what Lumia is like now. Do you still have the nerve to bully her?" Ellik rolled his eyes in anger, then stretched out his hand and pinched Elliko's face, smashed it, and said, "It feels good."

"Touch your own soul!" Elliko slapped Ellik's hand angrily, and then said, "Oh, it's just a play, and with Lumiya's physical fitness, that one is not heavy at all~"

"This is not a question of whether it is heavy or not. You let others be like a donkey!" Ellik said angrily: "Do you know that this is a destruction of dignity?"

"..." Elliko was stunned. Then she said with a terrifying expression: "But Bai Ya is obviously very happy!"

"Puff!" Allic almost squirted out a sip of water. She could already vaguely guess what kind of game she and Baiya were playing when she occasionally let Elliko come out to breathe. It was so... so... so h!

"Don't confuse m with ordinary people!!" Ellik took out Lumia's paper fan and gave it to Elliko hard, then said, "Can you have sex with your wife, can you just go out to have sex?"

So, Ellik spent half an hour explaining to Ellik the knowledge of "how to get along with normal people", and then said helplessly: "Understand?"

"Uh..." Elliko nodded weakly, then said with a twitching corner of her mouth: "Actually, I know. I just acted cute just now, but you actually talked for so long. Ahem, seeing how happy you said, I can't bear to interrupt you."

"Excuse me, hey!" Ellik was almost crying. Ellik's nature was a demon who was afraid of the world's chaos.

If Ellik is chaotic and kind, then Ellik is chaotic and evil, unless it is someone Ellik valued. Otherwise, Ellik can definitely kill unscrupulously - anyway, Ellik's source of power is human fear.

"So...ah, please make me less trouble!" Ellik held his forehead a little weakly. Chaos and evil are so terrible. Anyone is a devil!

"Yes, I know." Elliko waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't kill people unscrupulously. At least that would cause trouble to Baiya. I know that I will be honest and kind-hearted within a few hundred years. Can I be?"

"Huh, thank you really, really." Ellik sighed, then stood up and said, "Why are you bullying Lumia?"

"Actually, Lumiya always felt that you almost died because of her business, so... it was just a knot in my heart. If I deliberately bully her, she would feel better." Elliko shrugged helplessly.

"Is this true?" Ellik nodded in a clear way, then turned his eyes and said, "I'll go find Marisa, you guys play first!"

After saying that, Ellik ran towards Xianglintang, leaving behind three people who were silent.

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Bori Shrine, noon.

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When she opened the door, Yakumo-Sui covered her mouth with tears in her face, and in front of her were rice grains scattered all over the ground.

"Master Yakumo, how can you eat whatever you want?" Ellik sighed helplessly, then took out a rag and started cleaning, and said, "You know, in order to prevent mice and other things, we will specially prepare a bowl of rice and put it in a ventilated place."

"And, in order to punish those mice, we specially prepared chili oil carefully on the ground in these rice!" Elliko added with a smile.

But what they said made Yakumo stare at the two of them in tears, and then pointed desperately at his mouth, as if he wanted to express something.

"Don't worry, Lord Yakumo." Ellik said with a smile: "This chili oil is made of me using seventeen kinds of chili. Because the taste is so terrible, the mouth will lose consciousness after a severe pain when it is eaten. This is for the body to protect itself, so it is a normal reaction for you to not speak now."

"But I don't know if Lord Yakumo-Sui?" Elliko leaned over and said, tilting his head, "The food at Bori Shrine is. If it has not been eaten at 7 o'clock in the morning, all the leftovers will be dripped with this chili oil!"

"Wuwuwu!" Yakumoto made a whimpering sound. How could I know? Wuwuwu, you didn't tell me! So terrible, the Bori Shrine is so terrible!

Lan, I will never sleep in again, woo!
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