Chapter 0027 Ass hair what to die
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Ellik and the other two were following Mr. Xun and heading towards the village where Mr. Xun lives.
Along the way, the three people in the team truly realized what a pit is!
Mr. Xun is not a bad person, so he should be said to be enough for a group of people to send him good person cards.
However, this does not mean that he is not a pitfall.
To describe Mr. Xun in one sentence, that is - he dug a pit, where Ellik, Elusha and Lair stood.
First of all, Mr. Xun's combat power is less than five. You should know that in Allic's words, Rael's slag has five points of combat power in normal state, and in anger it is possible to trigger a super state - that is, the full attributes increase by 20%. In this state, Rael's attack power will rise to an astonishing six points.
However, Mr. Xun's combat power is a super scumbag who doesn't even have five!
If the combat power is less than 5, then that's fine, but this guy always likes to go... to explore the details.
Hey? Is there any movement in the grass here? Let us explore it!
Ah? There is something strange under the tree over there? Let us take a look!
Wow? There is something weird in the jungle over there? Let us take a look!
After this exploration, Mr. Xun, who was big-handed and big-footed, woke up a sleeping monster, then his pants were bitten and ran back crying for help.
At this moment, Mr. Xun, who was big-handed and big-footed, seduced the tree spirit who had been waiting for prey to come to the door, and ran back to ask for help from others covered in digestive juices.
At this glance, Mr. Xun, who was big-handed and big-footed, was swallowed by the cannibal flower and was rescued by struggling wildly in the buds.
This kind of thing will happen countless times along the way, and adventurers are usually pursuing the behavior of "not being discovered by monsters without being discovered by monsters" and are ready to act.
It's not just rushing forward and then killing all the monsters that block the way.
However, after being fussed by Mr. Xun, almost all the monsters hidden on the road on the road were activated, which made Lair exclaim: "This guy is actually a halo of mocking, right?"
Secondly, Mr. Xun is annoying! What is annoying? That is, annoying at the super god level!
Mr. Xun's quote 1: "My butt is so thick that it is not popular with girls, hey!"
Mr. Xun Quotation 2: "Don't you think I am particularly masculine today? For example, my butt hair!"
If it were just this level, it would not be called a god-annoying, but every word he said would not leave his butt and his soul was light!
Every word is related to butt hair! And when camping at night, he will tell the story of the butt hair hero vs. Godzilla! What is the butt hair hero! And this story is serialized! After Godzilla beats, Godzilla's younger brother comes out! Then the brother appears, hey!
How many people does Godzilla family have? I can stop it! You just want to be so arrogant, please!
Who else wants to listen to your interstitial advertisement for how to take care of your butt hair? Hello! Do you think everyone's butt hair is as thick as you do?
Under the surging desire to complain, Ellik made the above complaints in his heart.
"Is it okay?" Rael asked while tidying up the tent.
"How to say it, when I think of Mr. Shenfan going to start the lecture again, I... feel like I'm going to die." Ellik sat by the fire and said with tears in his face.
Lair's eyes twitched, "I want to vomit when you say that."
Next to them was Elusa sitting on the ground, her eyes closed and resting.
Ellik glanced at Ellisa and said, "Elusa, don't you feel it?"
Hearing Ellik's voice, Elusa slowly opened her eyes, shook her head, and said, "I have already started to simulate battles in her brain when he was telling stories."
"..." Ellik and Rael looked at Ellisa with a serious face in amazement. In extreme cases, has Ellisa learned bad things too!!
At this moment, a voice that scared everyone rang out: "Oh, look, I have picked up so many branches! Hehe. Come on, before the meal starts, I will tell you the story of the son-in-law of the second nieces of Godzilla's second uncle and the third aunt's house!"
Ellik covered his face and was almost crying. Has it developed to this point? Heroes of the butt, you want to destroy the entire Godzilla clan, right?
Just as Xun was about to make a long speech, a man's voice rang not far away: "Xun? Is Xun Xun? I am Shanqi~ Boss Xun?"
Hearing this voice, Xun's face changed and she said, "Everyone, it's the enemy!"
Ellik couldn't help but complain: "I've heard him calling you boss, okay?"
Hearing Ellik's complaints, Xun sighed and said, "Oh, I can't hide it from everyone."
Could it be... a conspiracy? Is this a conspiracy? In fact, Xun is Yin Yasha's subordinate!
Xun suddenly knelt on the ground, his head tightly on the ground, and said with tears in his eyes: "Sorry! Although we arrived at our village one day after we set out, I walked around our village for another three days, but, but, I really can't bear to finish the hair hero just like this!"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Ellik. While kicking Xun's butt who was lying on the ground with his hands in his head, Allik said, "Stop it, what are you going to cheat us into to be willing to do it! Are you going to cheat against the will of heaven? You can't bear to finish it. Who wants to listen to your ass hair fights Godzilla, and your soul is fading!"
At this time, a young man holding a knife rushed out of the jungle next to him. When he saw Xun lying on the ground and being kicked by Ellik in the butt, he immediately shouted excitedly: "Boss Xun! You...you dare to hurt Boss Xun, I want to kill you!"
After saying that, the man rushed towards Ellik with a knife, and then accidentally tripped on his right foot, causing a gorgeous face-down fall to form.
In Ellik's surprised gaze, the knife in the man's hand hit the ground, then flew up, and drew across Xun's butt in a gorgeous arc.
"..." Ellik wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then said to the man lying on the ground: "To be honest, you are actually here to assassinate Xun? It's okay, tell the truth, I won't hit you."
The man stood up and said, "No! I am the escort of the Fourteenth, Shanqi! I am here to welcome Boss Xun!"
Guard...guard? Ellik looked at the man with his eyes twitching, then turned his head to look at Lair, and said in surprise: "He said he is an escort!!"
Lair pointed to Xun who was lying on the ground and asked, "Please be honest, your guard is just like this?"
Shan Qi was stunned, then he watched Xun, whose butt hair was completely peeled off, revealing her white butt, pounced on her with tears in her face and said, "Boss Xun! Boss Xun! What kind of inhuman treatment have you been treated! There are no more hairs!!"
Ellik waved his hand expressionlessly and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, it's better to say that he is abused our nerves, and his butt hair was cut off by your knife, right?"
Xun slowly woke up - as if he was scared by the flying knife - looked around in confusion, then looked at Shan Qi and woke up, looked at him excitedly, and said, "Shan Qi! I'm back! Fourteen is saved!"
Shanqi nodded excitedly and said, "Yeah! Boss Xun, go back quickly! Two days left, Yin Yasha will come to grab the fourteenth!"
Xun nodded, then stood up, looked at Ellik and said excitedly: "Little brother! Let's go! Fourteen is waiting for us! You can't waste time because of your willfulness!"
Ellik took a deep breath, and then in Lair's agreement, Elusa smashed the bowl in her hand hard on the ground in a surprised gaze, and shouted: "Who is willful, you guy! It's obviously what you said just now, so that he took a detour in order not to let the hero of the butt end. Hello!"
Xun hugged her chest with her hands and said with a laugh: "Hahaha, how is this possible? I don't care about the hair on my butt at all!"
Ellik pointed to the butt hair cut off by Shanqi's knife on the ground and said coldly: "Your butt hair."
"Eh?" Xun was stunned, then looked at the buttocks that fell to the ground with shock, tremblingly knelt down, gently picked up the black hair with both hands, and before he could speak, he was already excited and cried.
"Hao...Hao!Hao!!" Xun cried and said, "Hao...Hao!Hao!!"
Ellik kicked Xun hard, and then said, "Don't give me a hairy one all the time! I can't feel the sad atmosphere at all, hey!"
Xun wiped away his tears and said resolutely: "I won't cry, it's all Ginyasha's fault! I want to avenge my butt hair! Wait, Ginyasha!"
Ellik looked at the night sky not far away and sighed, "Why did I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to you? Yinyasha, it's really hard for you."
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Chapter completed!