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Chapter 0216 On the Confusion of Pumping Bastards

"Can't look directly!" Covering his face in pain, he said, "Please, although you are not a fighting cat, but a chef cat, you are also a legendary follower cat. Don't be caught casually, stupid!!"

"Woooo, but I really can't escape." Xiaobai looked at Lui with a grievance, twitched his nose, and said, "And I was tied up in an instant!"

He covered his face in pain and said, "Oh my God, why did I have a sister like you? Who will save me? God, please give me a noble, cold, mighty and domineering sister!"

"Ahhh!" Xiaobai screamed in a tragic voice, then looked at Lui with a look of loss, and then said in the tone of the hearing the sad listener crying: "Huo, you dislike others, wow, it's obviously all the methods you said are useless!"

"So I've said it so many times, you stupid sister!" Lun suddenly smashed the knife on his waist to the ground and said, "I've said it so many times! I haven't taught you those strange and messy methods at all! Don't just put the things you see in some novels on what your gay friend Lun said x days before he died, and then just treat it as me! I'm not dead at all! I'm alive so well! Why am I cursed to death by you!!!"

Hearing this, Elliko not only raised her head slightly, then looked at the sky in the distance and silently said two words to Huo: "Please allow me to have a sad expression. And please allow me to have a Hyogo Kita's expression."

"Woo~ You are fierce, you are fierce~" Xiaobai sat on the ground and looked at Lui with tears in his eyes, and said, "You are fierce, your sister, Wuwu, I have worked hard to pull you up..."

"Who pulled the soul to grow up? Sister, who has been so naturally unable to look at me since childhood, you really feel embarrassed to be in front of me, my younger brother who learned to hunt rabbits at the age of three and took them back to cook, said you were pulling me!!" Lu looked at Xiaobai with gritted teeth.

"But it's me who cooks!" Xiaobai proudly raised his chest and said, "If I don't cook, we will all starve to death!"

"That's because our family needs a fighting cat to hunt, and a chef cat can have food to eat every day! I'm really worried about letting you be a fighting cat, you idiot!" Lu stretched out his claws and pulled Xiaobai's face, and roared: "You are just your stupid look, are you going to hunt to bring lunch to people? I've never seen a idiot who yelled at the dragon with a kitchen knife that was not yet Kaifeng!"

"Puff." Elliko suddenly covered her mouth, then her shoulders trembled and turned her head. This action made Lu stunned, and then her face suddenly turned red.

"Ahhh, look at you, you're laughing at me!!!" Lun looked like he had treasured a three meatballs for lunch. One was taken away by his deskmate, and he didn't want to eat it for him anyway. Then he was taken away by another deskmate who saw this scene and eaten it. So you cried and said that you actually like to eat meatballs for the end. After everyone understood it, he picked up the chopsticks and sobbed and prepared to eat what everyone gave you. When he added up to more than a dozen meatballs, he suddenly shook his hands and knocked over the bowl. All the meatballs fell to the ground. The expression of the young man's grief and anger after they fell to the ground.

"It's okay. Even if everyone laughs at Xiong, my sister likes you the most!" Xiaobai squatted on the ground, touching Xiong's head clumsyly, as if I was an elder sister.

"So it's you who are ridiculed!!!" Lun looked at Elliko with a look of madness on his face, then looked at Elliko with red eyes and said, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

As he said that, Huo yelled: "Sister, don't pull me, let me die, let me die!" While stepping on the spot.

After a while, in Elliko and Baiya were indifferent, in Xisso, in Yunmi's ridicule, in Kulom's pity expression, his rough movements slowly slowed down, and then looked at Xiaobai with resentment and said, "Why don't you pull me?"

"Eh?" Xiaobai, who was counting ants with his head down, raised his head and looked at Lui in confusion, and then said, "Didn't you say don't pull you?"

"Ahhhhh!" Luk's nose suddenly felt sore, and then two kelp-shaped tears suddenly burst out from his eyes. He covered his face with one hand and rushed towards the other side wildly: "I'm merciful!!!!"

Elliko sighed deeply again. Not afraid of a god-like opponent, she sold Tianrandai teammates whom she hadn't discovered yet!

After a while, the screams slowly came back. He stood in front of Xiaobai panting and shouted: "Get up quickly, stupid!"

"Ah?" Xiaobai raised his head with a confused look on his face and looked at Xiong and said, "Why are you back?"

"Idiot!" Huo rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You are still here, how can you not take you away!"

As he said that, Huo looked at Elliko and others with a vigilant look on his face and said, "You humans, I will never let you continue...ah?"

Elliko and his men were gathering in a circle, holding a few white cards and playing some strange games.

"It's my turn." Elliko looked at Yunmi with a vigilant look, then slowly stretched out his hand and suddenly drew a card from her hand, with a red peach three on it.

"Let me see..." Elliko lowered her head, looked at her hand, then smiled, pulled out a piece of Spade Three, threw it on the ground in front of her, and said, "Hehe~"

Then, Yunmi draws another card at Xisuo and throws two cards with different suits and colors to the ground.

"What is this?" Lun asked, looking at the cards on the ground with a confused look on his face.

"Draw the turtle." Elliko glanced at Qing and said, "There are fifty-four decks of playing cards, and then take out a little king, and only the king is left, that is, fifty-three. Then deal cards, and take turns to draw the next person's cards. You can throw away cards with the same number. In the end, the king is in whoever his hands will be the bastard."

"It looks so fun..." Lun and Xiaobai looked at Elliko and others pitifully with their fingers in their mouths, looking like they wanted to play.

"Okay~" Elliko nodded, then took a deck of playing cards from his portable space. After sorting it out, he removed one big king and two little kings and said, "There are 105 playing cards here. Seven people have enough of it, come on!"

"Wow!" Xiaobai and Xiong sat in with excitement, and then everyone started to deal cards.

And the order is-

Elliko beat Yunmi, Yunmi beat Xiso, Xiso beat Kulom, Kulom beat Xiaobai, Xiaobai beats fierce, white buds, and white buds beat Alliko.

Looking at the very happy Lue and Xiaobai, Elliko's mouth showed a strange smile, hum, the cat's IQ.

The ending of the first set almost made Qing vomit blood, because in the end, Xiaobai actually took three out of the "Sanhe King" in his hand with a dazed look on his face, which means...

"Okay, bastard number one!" Elliko nodded, then took out a very weak clip from his portable space and clamped it on Qiu's ears.

"Woo!" Lu let out a mourn, and then rubbed his ears. Although it didn't hurt, the feeling of being pinched was very uncomfortable.

After a few rounds, I was so sad that I found that I had the most clips!!

"Why is it that I always lose!!" Huo looked at the others with a sad and angry look on his face and said, "You can't cheat, are you?"

"Who will cheat?" Elliko sneered. I will tell you a slut. You will laugh happily when others beat your king, but will you look sad when you draw other cards? It would be strange if you don't know that you don't lose.

However, after observing everyone's expressions, Lu seemed to have discovered something, and then started the game with a straight face, and found that his loss rate had indeed dropped. Lu was so excited that he was like a shit that ignited the small universe.

"Come again!" After playing more than a dozen games, my mood not only did not decline, but instead increased.

Elliko blinked and said, "We have seven of us who can play King's Game."

"Hey? What is that?" Qiang blinked and asked at Elliko.

He smiled and drew seven cards from the playing cards in his hand - Wang, Spades a, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

"The king is the one who draws the king, and then you can immediately say numbers and commands, such as 2nd scratching No. 3," Elliko looked at Yuan seriously and said, "It's very random!"

"Oh oh oh, I want to play!" Lun sat next to Elliko with an excited look on his face, then looked at Elliko with great enthusiasm and said, "Come on!"

Elliko nodded, then washed the playing cards randomly, and threw them down.
Chapter completed!
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