Chapter 244 About the Cha Bird Egg, the Hanged Man(1/3)
Su Jingmo stared at Lu Yiming speechlessly.
God drinks more hot water...
Since you have already guessed it, hurry up and make arrangements for me.
It is impossible for this world to be without such things, otherwise how would women live?
Lu Yiming scratched his head, "I'm a man, I don't need this thing."
"Who is not a man!"
The uncle looked as if his hair had exploded, glaring fiercely at the man in front of him,
"Now that you know, help me get a few bags."
We are all males (?), what are you sorry for, please help me quickly!
Under Uncle Lili’s piercing gaze,
Lu Yiming also realized that his speech was completely straight.
Fortunately, the other person was Little Fox's uncle, so he didn't have any thoughts about him.
If you are a man and woman in love, and the woman sends you this kind of question, but you reply "drink more hot water"... Congratulations, the breakup may not be far away.
"Then I'll find someone to help you get a few bags back." Lu Yiming said.
"hurry up."
Su Jingmo gently held his stomach.
pain.
Damn it, I don’t know when I can go back.
Being a woman is so troublesome!!!
The little fox looked confused, turning his head left and right to look at Lu Yiming and his uncle.
What encrypted calls are these two talking about?
"What exactly are you talking about?"
"Lili, don't you know anything at all?"
The little fox's confused look aroused Lu Yiming's interest (curiosity).
He thought for a while and asked:
"Lili, don't you fairies have menstrual periods?"
Speaking of the time she spent with the little fox, she didn't do anything like that, but it was quite normal when she thought about it.
After all, she is now a cute 'immature' girl.
"Menstrual period?"
The little fox wondered: "What is that?"
"Lili, please ignore him." Su Jingmo muttered in a low voice, "We fairies are not as troublesome as you humans."
"Huh?" Lu Yiming turned his head.
Seeing Lu Yiming turning to look at her, the uncle immediately turned his head away and shut his mouth, unwilling to say anything.
Without him, it would be too shameful.
They are all ordinary human girls in this world.
Lili's biological age here has not yet reached that stage, otherwise she would probably be there.
Of course, in the normal state of the real world, fox demons generally don't have that kind of thing. Animals are still very different from humans, let alone fairies.
The so-called estrus cycle may exist, but it can also be controlled.
The reason why goblins are called goblins is that their intelligence and intelligence can control their instincts. Otherwise, why would they have the nerve to call themselves goblins?
Lu Yiming pondered for a while, and suddenly asked whimsically:
"Lili, tell me, as a bird fairy... can Lingxi lay eggs?"
Birds are oviparous animals, so as a fairy in the form of a bird, will Suzushi-senpai lay eggs regularly?
"Laying eggs?" The little fox was stunned for a moment: "Maybe the bellbird... can do it? If you want to see it, Lili can ask the bellbird for one."
"Forget it, she will think of me as a pervert." Lu Yiming said.
The uncle glanced casually, "Aren't you a pervert? My Lili has become like this. You haven't been arrested by the police of Xia State. It's your luck... Hey, wait a minute, is that partner of yours?
Harpy?"
Hearing this, Su Jingmo's somewhat pale face turned rosy. She clapped her hands heavily and said in surprise:
"Harpy eggs are a good thing! Some bird fairies who have just entered the world have no money, so they sell their own eggs. Each one can be sold for hundreds of dollars!"
"Whether it is used for fried eggs, scrambled eggs, or boiled eggs, they all taste good and have high nutritional value..."
"Forehead."
Those pictures popped up in Lu Yiming's mind.
Let’s not talk about whether Lingxi-senpai can lay eggs. Even if she can, take the eggs she laid and fry them...
Damn, that's so weird.
Is this what people should do?
He suddenly saw a familiar figure walking out of the corridor ahead.
My brother-in-law felt that her stomach ached no longer, and she said happily: "Introduce me to your fellow harpy, and send me some eggs by airmail in the future..."
"Wait a minute, uncle, please stop. Stop talking."
Su Jingmo raised an eyebrow:
"It's not like I don't want to pay. I can buy an egg for 100 yuan. The price is definitely very high..."
"What to mail?"
A cold voice sounded from behind my uncle.
Su Jingmo felt a cold air blowing behind her.
She turned around stiffly and saw a beautiful girl standing behind her, with a kind smile on her face.
Danger!
Su Jingmo immediately pointed at Lu Yiming: "This man said he wants the eggs you laid."
Lu Yiming: "???"
By committing such a despicable act, this strange creature, whose writing uncle is pronounced as aunt, must have completely become a female!
"I'm not, I didn't." Lu Yiming grimaced.
Ling Xi rolled her eyes, but she wasn't angry, "I knew you weren't talking about anything good. Talking about others behind their backs is not a good behavior."
Lu Yiming smiled awkwardly.
The topic did come from him.
Su Jingmo took a look.
Isn't this angry at all?
...Tsk, tsk, this guy is surrounded by so many girls, sooner or later he will be divided into five equal parts.
She thought this girl was easy to talk to, so she called her haha:
"This young lady is so beautiful. Can I make friends with you? Although I'm not in Xia Country now, I can still exchange feelings through emails or something..."
She covered her mouth mid-sentence.
Damn, I subconsciously kept using the tone I used to use when I was a virtual anchor.
After all, it’s best to cheat the nerds out of their money. If you speak softly and add some cute accents, they will keep giving you money.
"Uncle, Bellbird is Lili's friend!"
The little fox solemnly declared: "So she is also your junior, don't mess with the seniority!"
Su Jingmo didn't care, "What's the problem? My niece's friend is also my friend."
The little fox pouted and took Ling Xi's hand:
"Lingniao, sir, you're right. It's my brother-in-law. He said he wants to bring the eggs you laid to eat and use them to make omelettes, scrambled eggs, and boiled eggs."
There was Su Jingmo: "..."
Ling Xi: "..."
"I'm going back, and the things will be delivered to my room later."
Su Jingmo turned around and ran away.
To be continued...