I really want to laugh.

But when I looked at someone's dark face, blue veins appeared on his forehead, grinding his teeth fiercely, and glaring at me fiercely, I couldn't laugh immediately.

To be honest, I express my sympathy for him.

When I think of the old white-bearded doctor who was invited by us for 100,000 yuan, just to confirm that the whale was not sick, but the woman had a normal physiological condition, I felt very embarrassed. Finally, when the old man packed the medicine box and left, he glanced at me with contempt, which made me feel uncomfortable.

Really, care will make you mess! How could I forget that women have to go through such things every month.

Unfortunately, Lin Jingyu is now a real "woman", enjoying a monthly holiday—

official holiday.

In ancient times, it was called Lai Kui, or menstruation.

The next day, rumors spread in the palace that the emperor was incompetent and lustful. He even did not let go of the woman's discomfort and still had to ask for pleasure, causing XXXX to bleed heavily and stayed in bed for several days, which was all the same.

Now, that "big bleeding" so-and-so is in self-loathing.

There is another version of the rumor - the emperor of the Great Yan Kingdom only favored the little palace maid Jingyue, which was so popular that she was so popular that she did everything herself. She did everything herself, without the hands of others, and she was mixed up with eating, drinking, defecation, and sleep. It was even rumored that the emperor reviewed memorials were handed over to Miss Jingyue for handling.

I reported these half-true rumors to Lin Jingyu one by one, and added fuel to the truth and described them vividly. He felt so depressed that he felt even more haggard.

"When will it be completely finished? I... hate female body!" The little whale lay in the bed in a depressed state. Because of shyness and anger, most of her face was buried in the quilt, with only a pair of big eyes exposed, staring at me with resentful eyes.

"Hate female body? Why can't I see that you hate female body? There are so many women in the harem, you only took them in after you hate it? My dear Your Majesty, you are so broad-minded!" I pretended to be surprised. TNND, according to my observations over the past few days, whales are simply lustful! Not only are the concubines beautiful, but even the servants and palace maids in various halls are beautiful and lovely! Except for those who are in charge of logistics work such as the Washing Clothes Bureau.

Knowing that I was misinterpreting his meaning, the little whale's angry eyes could almost spit out the fire.

I held my laughter and patted his quilt to comfort me: "Shou, be impatient, Your Majesty. This period will soon pass, three or four days."

"What? It's going to take so long?!" He lifted the quilt and almost jumped up and pulled my collar. But before he could sit up, his waist softened, he lay down with a sad face, then pulled the quilt up and covered his head in grief, hid in the quilt, cursing something in a low voice.

"Okay, okay, just get used to it." I continued to put down the wrong things and comforted him without saying a word.

"I'm not used to it! I don't want to get used to it at all!" He shouted angrily through the quilt.

"Then I have no choice. Who knows that it will be so troublesome to deal with women's affairs here." Some not very clear images flashed through my mind, and even subconsciously believed that they should not be wrapped in cloth towels, and that there should be more convenient and concise things for women to use during menstruation. For example, what is the thin, long arc-shaped cotton paper with wings thicker than paper?

Just as I was thinking carefully, I suddenly felt two unfriendly sights that were always stalemate on me.

I looked up and faced the sharp gaze of the little whale.

He stared at me with a complicated expression, and then moved his lips and muttered: "We are here? Are you not from Yan State?"

"Um." I snorted vaguely, "I forgot a lot of things. I only vaguely remember that I should be a woman, who likes food, beautiful scenery, and beautiful men." As I said, I touched my skin and smiled maliciously.

Lin Jingyu pursed his lips and snorted heavily.

"So, you covet my beauty and entangled my body." Then, he changed his tone and said hesitantly: "But if my soul is dissipated, I guess... my dragon body will not work. Then you will not be able to get better."

"That's why I put you under my nose to protect you!" I gave him a blank look. "Now do you know that the women in the harem are amazing? One or two snakes and scorpions are heartbroken! If I hadn't sent someone to monitor you, what would you think you would end now?"

Lin Jingyu's face turned pale a little again, and his clear eyes were a little cold.

I didn't care and chuckled, "You should really hate women. In the harem, only women will harm women. Men are just used as decorations. To put it bluntly, your appearance is just a vase, and every flower wants to be inserted into your big, gold-inlaid diamond-inlaided vase. But, there is only one in your heart, be careful that the flowers burst the vase."

Lin Jingyu glanced at me in a flash, frowned slightly, without refuting.

After hesitating for a while, the thin lips hesitated and said hesitantly: "The one who asked me out was Xiaolan from the Washing Clothes Bureau."

I nodded.

"I expected this."

He looked at me in surprise, as if he didn't believe that I would know the truth so soon. Before he could speak, I continued, "She is dead."

Now he can't speak.

I smiled helplessly.

"I know you don't want to blame Xiaolan. Xiaolan has no grudges with you, so naturally she wouldn't think of harming you. If she dares to do this, someone must have forced her to do it. Are you trying to find someone to instruct Xiaolan? Unfortunately, it disappoints you."

Lin Jingyu had no expression on his face and his lips moved, but he didn't say anything.

I know he feels uncomfortable, but I still hope he sees something clearly.

"Xiaolan's body was found by Ming Lake. The imperial doctor judged that the cause of death was drowning. It was shortly after you were rescued by me."

"Study?" A sarcastic smile hung on the corner of his lips.

"Or what do you think? There are no pinching marks and no traces of struggle. In short, there is no evidence of death now."

Lin Jingyu took a deep breath and said softly: "I heard her call out to the Queen..."

"That's why the woman in your harem is vicious!" I lifted the quilt and crawled in, lay down next to him, and hugged him. Unfortunately, the woman's body is soft and I don't like it. It's better to have a thick and broad chest.

"Where are those people? Have you been tricked?" After a while of silence, he finally couldn't help asking.
Chapter completed!