Wang Lang: (In front of the two armies, they cup their hands) Is this Zhuge Kongming coming?

Zhuge Liang: (holding the fan and cupping his hands) Exactly.

Wang Lang: I’ve heard about Gong’s name for a long time, and I’m honored to meet him today!

"Zhu..Ge..Liang!

You know the times and destiny, and get admitted to Lanxiang.

Why have so many people fallen in love with you, but you still haven’t left the group? Now I have thousands of philosophical generals...hard and strong.

Millions of gay guys will fuck you and you will be so happy!

......."

Ahhh! Give me back the Three Kingdoms in my mind!

Fang Qing looked at Situ Wanglang with a troubled expression, saying, "My Three Kingdoms cannot be so dirty."

But why is it so inexplicably uncomfortable? Fang Qing kept shaking his legs, indicating that he couldn't stop at all.

“…..

Zhuge Zhuge village woman, please hold me tight and don’t panic.

Those who follow the heaven will prosper, those who go against the heaven and rebel against the heaven will perish.

Since Emperor Huan Ling, the army of Shu has become shorter and shorter. Now I am the great Wei, with millions of bald, domineering and gay men. Zhuge Liang, why don't you get along with me and get rid of your regiment?

..."

At this time, the barrage is almost maxed out. There is nothing I can do. There are too many places worth complaining about.

[Shu soldiers are getting shorter and shorter♂]

[Welcome to the Always Someone Series...]

[I didn’t expect the UP owner to be this kind of person.]

[Philosophy ♂ Good General.. Hard-nosed.]

[Have you agreed to be an innocent little angel?]

[Dirty dirty...]

..."

"Hahaha..." The little entanglement in Fang Qing's heart had been lost long ago.

As for the original work, is that important?

Fang Qing now wants to know how Master Kong Ming responded.

Seeing the video, Zhuge Kongming smiled lightly and said:

"I thought you were a beast from the Han Dynasty

When you come to the front of the battle, facing the gays from both armies, you must have soap.

I didn't expect to say such vulgar words.

I have something to say, please listen carefully!"

The camera turned to show Zhuge Kongming playing the piano on the tower, and the BGM started playing.

At the same time, the barrage instantly occupied the entire screen again.

[Ding..Your friend Zhuge Qinmo is online.]

[I only obey you when playing the piano.]

[No one can beat me in my BGM!]

[High-energy reaction ahead, it will be too late if you don’t leave!]

.....

The climax of the music gradually surged, and Zhuge Kongming looked at Situ Wang Langdao with disdain.

"A single... dog!

You have lived on the shores of the East China Sea for a long time. You should be able to pacify the Han Dynasty and prosper the Liu Dynasty. Why should you help Dong Zhuo, Guo Si and others...

Single dog!

Your life is in vain...

If you have not made any merit in your life, your sins will be grave.

Heaven and earth cannot tolerate it!

You dare to seduce me in front of our army...

Shameless beast!

.........

In the past, during the reign of Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling, the only person who loved me was Jiang Wei.

After the Yellow Turban, you kidnapped the Han Emperor to pick up soap... a shameless old thief!

At this time of national crisis, I can fuck Jiang Wei every day.

And what did Wang Situ do?

..."

[What you said makes sense, but I am speechless.]

[Ask for the shadow area in Jiang Wei’s heart...]

[Master UP, come out and I promise not to beat you to death..]

[Your friend Disobedience has been offline!]

...

Fang Qing looked at the explosive barrage and had to lighten the color of the barrage again to barely affect viewing.

Fang Qing, who had been watching all the time, almost fell down laughing. The level of the UP master is really not that high, even this is expected.

And the video continues.

"You are a duck, how can you compare with Jiang Wei?

You rebelled, supported the traitors, and plotted to usurp the throne!

You still dare to bark in front of our army formation,

I have never seen anyone so shameless!

......."

After watching the entire three-minute video, Fang Qing laughed so hard that he convulsed, but he still felt that he still had more to say, so he repeated the video again and again, not even having time to eat his lunch.

Ding..Ring, ring, ring.

The urgent sound of the alarm clock on his mobile phone rang, and Fang Qing came to his senses and realized that he had to go to work in the afternoon. He looked at the short time left and wondered how many times he had watched it.

Fang Qing looked at the lunch box on the table, and he probably wouldn't have time to eat it. However, Fang Qing didn't regret spending the whole afternoon watching videos, because this huge amount of spiritual food was enough for him to survive until tomorrow.

As expected of his favorite UP master, he is truly amazing. Each of these videos is a work of a master.

But such a dirty UP main title is still an innocent little angel?

This is not possible.

Before going to work, Fang Qing looked at the barrage group that was still posting innocent little angels, clicked on the dialog box to input the barrage and sent it out.

[If you catch a dirty male UP leader, you should hand it over to the country!]

Then within a few seconds, the barrage tower instantly tilted into the ditch.

[Submitting country +1]

[Returning country +2]

[Submit country +3]

.....

[I am the country and have signed for it]

[Upstairs, check the water meter]

[Water meter: Why are you plugging me in?]

[Me: Who are you doing?]

...

Fang Qing glanced at the barrage that he had brought into the ditch, and felt a sense of accomplishment. Satisfied, he turned off his computer and went to work.

At the same time, inside the school.
To be continued...