[75] Liu Guangfu, the second aunt with a super accurate sixth sense, who wants to cry a little
The second aunt who was showing off her shoes with the deaf old lady at the door of her house saw Liu Guangfu coming back with a big rooster, and immediately said to him angrily, "Just make it. When you don't have money in your pocket, you can do it."
Don’t blame me for not giving you pocket money!!”
"Look what you said, am I the kind of person who doesn't know how to save money? I kept this big rooster for stew at night. We had this roast chicken for lunch. I sold my fishing jar and made a lot of money.
It’s so little money.!!” After smiling and telling the second aunt that he was not someone who didn’t know how to save money, Liu Guangfu took out the roast chicken from yesterday and handed it to her.
"Hey, why don't you call it Zaozao? This roast chicken belongs to someone by the river. Just this one only costs seven or eight yuan, which is equivalent to half a month's salary of your brother. You are really rich!
!”
After telling Liu Guangfu that he was really rich, the second aunt immediately asked the deaf old lady to help catch him; "Old lady, help catch him. This bad boy dares to spend money like this. He has at least one hundred yuan on him. He must get the money today."
Collect it for him, otherwise he won’t know how to make it.”
"My dear grandson, your mother is right. You can't make things like this even if you have money. A chicken costs seven or eight yuan. How delicious it is when you buy meat. Although it may not have the same aroma as roasted chicken, it is plenty.
..." Hearing the second aunt's shouting, the deaf old lady immediately stood up with her crutches and together with her stopped Liu Guangfu who was trying to escape.
With this attack from both front and back, he couldn't escape without hurting the second aunt and the others.
So in desperation, Liu Guangfu could only take out one hundred yuan and hand it to his second aunt: "Mom, can't you be so smart? I will be very sad to be your son if you are so smart. I will give you one hundred yuan."
, I kept the rest as pocket money."
She reached out to take Liu Guangfu's money, counted it and stuffed it into her pocket. The second aunt immediately reached out to Liu Guangfu again to beg for it and said, "Give me another fifty, give me another fifty and I will let you go. Otherwise, don't blame me."
I am so cruel to your mother."
"I've never seen you cheating on your son like this. I'm not fifty. I'll give you ten yuan at most. Just ten yuan. Do you want me to love you? If not, I'll run away." Liu Guangfu, who is so old and doesn't want to be searched, behaves like a rogue in front of his own family.
The second aunt immediately gave her ten dollars and was done with it.
The second aunt, who had always understood Liu Guangfu's temper, immediately started bargaining after hearing Liu Guangfu's words and added: "Forty, if you don't give me forty, I'll search you. I'll even turn your pants over. I'm yours."
Mom, it doesn’t matter if you have grown up or not. The worst thing is to see if your kid has grown up enough to want a wife!!”
[Oh my god, is my mother so tough? I, I...]
Liu Guangfu, who was startled by the second aunt, took two steps back and quickly raised his two fingers and said, "Twenty, just twenty, there is no more."
"Thirty, if you don't give me thirty, you won't be able to escape from me today. Besides, even if you run away now, you won't be able to run away when you go to bed at night, so hurry up and pay." Liu Guangfu was determined.
The second aunt immediately said confidently.
[Hey, let’s spend money to eliminate misfortune. When I encounter such a tough mother, what else can I do without spending money to eliminate misfortune? 】
In order not to be really checked by his mother, Liu Guangfu squeezed out a few tears, and then took out a handful of messy loose banknotes that only amounted to twenty-five yuan and thirty-seven cents.
He handed it to her and said, "Here, give, give...it's all for you. If you don't believe it, just come and check it. I'm at a loss."
"Hey, I still have twenty-five yuan. I've confiscated the twenty-five yuan. I'll use these five yuan as pocket money for you. Don't tell your mother that I'll lock the door. Go out and see if any of the unemployed children have something wrong with them.
Five yuan for pocket money." After smiling and taking away Liu Guangfu's twenty yuan, the second aunt happily took the roast chicken Liu Guangfu brought back to the house to prepare lunch.
After watching his second aunt leave, Liu Guangfu carefully collected his money over there, while looking at the cheerful deaf old lady who was still there, he said angrily: "Do you think you can do this, old lady? I do this every day.
I bring you delicious food and drink, is this how you repay me?"
"My dear grandson, it's not safe for a child to keep so much money. It's right to give the money to your mother to save for you to marry a wife in the future." Seeing the angry Liu Guangfu, the deaf old lady not only didn't feel embarrassed, but actually said
He laughed out loud.
"Dele, I won't argue with you anymore. Anyway, we keep arguing. If you just say "grandson", I will lose a lot of money. You sit and bask in the sun while I mend the door of the heat preservation house, otherwise the vegetables inside will be in vain.
." After rolling his eyes at the old lady angrily, Liu Guangfu went back to the house to find tools to repair the door that was broken by Silly Zhu's kick last night.
Seeing Liu Guangfu repairing the door of the insulation house, the deaf old lady immediately asked him uneasily: "Grandson, you didn't do anything to my eldest grandson. My eldest grandson is either bad or stupid. You can't do it."
Complain with him."
"Don't worry, old lady. Knowing that Si Zhu is your eldest grandson, I have saved my strength and haven't tried to kill him. He is prone to confusion when he is angry, so I sent him to a prison and locked him up for a few days to let him sober up.
Now, let him out when he wakes up." Liu Guangfu, who was repairing the door of Bao Wenshe, heard the deaf old lady's words and replied directly to her without looking back.
Knowing that Silly Zhu was fine, the deaf old lady first breathed a sigh of relief, and then she said with hatred: "Hey, my eldest grandson is also stupid. He doesn't want to covet so many good women, but he just covets them."
Married to a widow with three children."
Facing the deaf old lady, Liu Guangfu just smiled and said: "Old lady, times have changed. In the past, everyone was poor. When you get older, just find a similar partner and get married, and that's it. Now everyone can have enough to eat.
, so I began to have more ideas, and when choosing women, I began to choose beautiful ones.
Silly Zhu and that bastard probably fell in love with Mung Bean, and I don’t know what that person thought about Silly Zhu, but she wanted Silly Zhu to help her raise three children, which is something everyone can do
You can tell..."
After listening to Liu Guangfu's words, and thinking about the short, fat and ugly people Yi Zhonghai had introduced to Sha Zhu before, the deaf old lady immediately nodded and said, "Well, Sha Zhu has his own ideas. He wants to marry a beautiful woman."
He doesn’t want any ugly daughter-in-law introduced to him by Yi Zhonghai, he just wants a beautiful one like Qin Huairu.”
Hearing the deaf old lady talking about Sha Zhu's thoughts, Liu Guangfu immediately began to talk to her about his understanding of Sha Zhu; "Well, that's probably the case, but it's not the fault of Sha Zhu, after all, he is stupid.
There are two big houses in Zhu's family, and the conditions are 37.5 yuan a month, so you are qualified to choose.
If he had more than ten yuan a month like my brother, a house or a house, and good looks, I would probably have given birth to several babies for him by the people introduced to him by my uncle."
But just when Liu Guangfu was chatting with the deaf old lady, a voice came from the room that made him almost run away: "Guangfu, mom thought about it carefully just now. You have never been honest. This time you will
Chapter completed!