[59] Am I Conan's physique? It happens wherever I go
At this time, Liu Guangfu didn't know how the affairs in the courtyard were being handled. After riding a bicycle with the third uncle for more than half an hour, he came to the place where they last fished again.
After arriving at the place, Liu Guangfu immediately jumped off the bicycle, covered his buttocks and complained to the third uncle: "Third uncle, you are not stable on the bicycle, your buttocks are almost broken by you, suck, suck... it hurts so much."
Me."
"At least my riding is safe. It's not as fast as yours. You almost knocked your third uncle out of the car several times. Why are you riding so fast? Are you rushing to reincarnate?"
When Liu Guangfu complained, the third uncle immediately replied angrily to him.
On the way here, because of Liu Guangfu's flattery and request, the third uncle once generously lent Liu Guangfu a bicycle to ride on during the initial stretch of the road.
But within ten minutes, the third uncle regretfully called him to stop, and then asked him to sit in the back while the third uncle himself rode.
The reason why the third uncle didn't let Liu Guangfu ride his bicycle was also simple. Liu Guangfu rode a bicycle so fast that the third uncle was almost thrown off several times.
Faced with the third uncle's complaint, Liu Guangfu quickly took out a lollipop from his pocket, opened it and handed it to him and said, "Third uncle, don't be angry. I didn't just want to arrive early so that I could catch the fish earlier. Who knows?"
There are so many small potholes suddenly popping up on the road. Come on, have a lollipop to calm down."
"Please remember to ride more slowly next time, otherwise I won't dare to lend you a bicycle when I turn around. Well, these lollipops are so sweet. No wonder our family's Jie Di likes to eat them so much." He told Liu Guangfu to ride his bike next time.
After slowing down, the third uncle was eating a lollipop there, and then followed Liu Guangfu to push the bicycle and carry things into the reeds.
After arriving at the reeds, Liu Guangfu didn't need to explain, and the third uncle consciously went with him to dig for loaches to make nests.
After making a nest with loaches, the third uncle took the fishing rod and started fishing with loaches.
Liu Guangfu, on the other hand, took the hooks, smelly meat, and pig lungs and went to other places to set the hooks for catching soft-shell turtles.
I wandered around the reeds and set more than eighty hooks for catching soft-shell turtles.
After setting the hook for catching soft-shell turtles, Liu Guangfu washed his hands and returned to the fishing place. Then he took out an infinite chicken drumstick from his backpack and threw it to the third uncle. He smiled and said to him, "Third uncle, here it is.
Try something good for you."
[Although the products produced by the system are unlimited chicken legs, the outer packaging is just a transparent plastic bag with a chicken leg sealed inside.
The rest of the things are the same. They are all the same as those in the 21st century, but the packaging is very simple and transparent vacuum packaging.】
The third uncle, who had already caught three big fish, was not polite after catching the chicken drumstick thrown by Liu Guangfu. He put away the fishing rod and ate the drumstick. He smiled and said to Liu Guangfu, "Guangfu, you third uncle, I
I've always cared about others, but I can't care about you anymore, do you know why?"
Liu Guangfu, who was also gnawing on a chicken drumstick, heard the third uncle's words and immediately asked in confusion, "Why?"
Facing Liu Guangfu's puzzlement, the third uncle sat there eating chicken drumsticks and said with a smile: "Why? Because you are a silly boy who has no bad intentions and doesn't like to take advantage of others.
Let’s talk about the fishing last time. It was obviously you who caught more fish, but you said that my contribution was not small, and you insisted on sharing it equally with me. You, third uncle, and I took advantage of you.
Except for the fishing incident last time, you usually don’t like to take advantage of others. My Xie Mine and Hedi help you catch small fish. You can obviously pay them two eggs, but there is no time when you go out without giving it to them.
Buy something delicious to eat.
So, your third uncle, I feel that our family has taken too much advantage from you, and I feel a little embarrassed to take advantage of you again, so Guangfu, otherwise, the third uncle will make the decision.
How about Jie Di betrothed to you?"
[Good guy, don’t you want to take advantage of me? You just want to marry your daughter to me so you can keep me around and take advantage.]
After being speechless for a while, Liu Guangfu rolled his eyes at the third uncle and said, "Third uncle, Yan Jiedi and I are too familiar to be suitable. Yan Jiedi and I have known each other since we were learning to walk. I know that she has been
All the big things, and conversely, she also knows all the things about me from childhood to adulthood.
We are so familiar. If she and I were together, then we would have to expose each other when we quarreled. If we expose each other, it would be very easy for quarrels to turn into fights, and fights to lead to divorce and enemies.
Third uncle, if you don’t want me and Yan Jiedi to be husband and wife for a few years, then the two families will never have contact with each other..."
"Didn't you say that your boy's grades are very poor? Why is your expressive ability so strong? Did you hide your weakness during the exam? That's definitely the case!!"
After smiling and saying that Liu Guangfu must have been hiding his clumsiness during the exam, the third uncle suddenly stood up and pointed to Liu Guangfu not far away and said, "Guangfu, do you feel like there is something over there, rushing towards us?"
Come here??”
"We are by the river, how could there be... Damn it, third uncle, run, a lunatic who can't drive is rushing towards us." Halfway through the words, Liu Guangfu, who heard the sound of the car, hurriedly pulled the car.
Then the third uncle jumped away.
Almost as soon as they jumped away, several young men drove a car with its roof open, screaming, rushing directly through the reeds where Liu Guangfu and the third uncle were fishing, and then plunged into their fishing area.
The vacant seat has gone up.
"Help, help, help me quickly, please help me quickly, I can't swim."
"Oh my god, the water here is so deep. Please save me quickly. Those on the shore please save me quickly."
"Oh my god, it's so cold. I'm freezing to death. Please hurry up and help rescue my companion. I will give you money later."
The car plunged directly into the water and disappeared, but several people in the car emerged from the water with great luck.
Even though they didn't know how to swim, the three who knew how to swim climbed ashore shivering and with frightened faces. Because of their fright, they no longer had the strength to save others.
Those who didn't know how to swim struggled in the water and shouted for help.
To be honest, Liu Guangfu was quite speechless to this group of people. He could drive a car into such a secret place. His driving skills were truly unparalleled.
However, this was a matter of life and death after all, so Liu Guangfu and the third uncle did not hesitate too much and directly used their fishing rods to pull the two people who were shouting for help in the water to the shore.
After Liu Guangfu and the others pulled up the two people who were calling for help, they immediately rushed towards the man driving the car who came up first. Then, while punching and kicking him, they angrily cursed at him, "You don't know how to drive." Just don't drive, you have to drive, now it's better, the person was hit like a fool, the car also plunged into the water, tell me what to do now, fuck!!"
"How did I know that that thing would be like this if I stepped on it? If I knew it would be like this, I wouldn't drive it yet. What else can I do now? Of course, I'll ask someone to come and salvage the car..." The person who was beaten There was no resistance, just a few dissatisfied complaints.
These people may be good friends. After fighting and scolding for a while, they stopped arguing.
Chapter completed!