"Why is there such a strong smell of pickled cabbage? Old man, did you fart?"

When the uncle was changing his pants, the aunt who was sleeping on the bed was so stupefied by the smell of the uncle that she had to get up from the bed.

There is nothing to hide from my aunt, my wife of decades.

So the old man directly handed her the pants he had changed into and said, "Maybe it's because I had a bad stomach, and I couldn't help it, so it fell down on my pants."

"You, you, it's really..."

After being speechless at the old man for a while, the eldest mother took the old man's pants and walked out, taking advantage of the fact that no one was there to clean them at night.

However, not long after leaving the house, the aunt came back in a hurry with a dark face, holding the freshly washed clothes in a basin.

The old man who had already taken care of his personal hygiene saw his mother coming back so quickly and immediately asked in confusion, "Do you wash clothes so fast? Have you washed them for me?"

"Are you going to bully Silly Zhu again?" The eldest mother did not answer the uncle's words, but asked him back with an annoyed look on her face.

Although I don’t know why the aunt asked this, the uncle still nodded and admitted; "I seem to have accidentally tricked Sha Zhu tonight. What's wrong? Did Sha Zhu block you outside?"

"No, Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu... After Silly Zhu was bullied by you, he vented his anger on Bangge's grandma... Hey, I'm too shameless to say it. You can go out and listen to it yourself." It means that he has no shame.

After saying that, the eldest mother quickly put down the uncle's clothes, turned around and went to bed, hiding under the quilt to block out the sounds outside.

Houses in the north are well sealed, so it is difficult to hear outside sounds inside the house.

So the old man who couldn't hear the sound outside was in the house. After listening to the aunt's words, he got up and walked outside; "It's not that Silly Zhu blocked you, what is that? Silly Zhu bullies Grandma Bangge,

Did they fight? Let me see!"

The same thing happened. Not long after he left home, the old man came home with a dark face, and then went to bed without saying anything.

There was nothing to say all night. The next morning, after Liu Guangtian got up early and washed up, he went directly to Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru to make steamed buns from the noodles they had reconciled last night.

After making the steamed buns, Liu Guangtian simply made a packet of milk powder and ate seven or eight steamed buns. Then, after changing into work clothes, he went to find Xu Damao with two warm steamed buns.

Xu Damao, who had woken up at this time, saw Liu Guangtian coming to bring him breakfast. He took the steamed buns and started eating them. He asked him doubtfully, "Guangtian, did something happen last night?"

Is it a big deal??”

Seeing that Xu Damao wanted to know what happened last night, Liu Guangtian said calmly: "The uncle said that he saw a man and a woman having inappropriate behavior in the cellar, and that man looked very much like you, so

He took Si Zhu to the cellar to block the exit, and called the big guys in the compound to arrest you.

The result is obviously that they caught Lonely. Not only did they not catch you, but they also didn't catch anyone. It is said that they only caught a puddle of urine on the ground. Many people were wondering whether the urine was peeed by the uncle himself.

I've come to wrong you.

That's it, they still don't give up. They think you must have run away, so they come directly to your house, hoping to keep you out of the house so that Sister Xiao'e can take care of you.

I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I came directly to help you, told you that you were divorced, and proved that you were drunk with me last night, and finally I drove them away.

of."

After listening to Liu Guangtian's words, Xu Damao immediately became angry; "No, there is something wrong with the eldest brother. Why do you blame me whenever something bad happens? Did I dig up his ancestral grave, or did I make the eldest mother unable to give birth to a child?"

Here he is, is he going to target me like this??"

"I don't know about that. I only know that the master of the whole compound seems to like Silly Zhu more. He has always hated you and me, and you are the most annoying to him. The reason is very simple. You and I

He doesn't like Silly Zhu." Facing the angry Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian said with a smile.

"Yes, that bastard, Mr. Yi, is not good to anyone, he is only good to Silly Zhu, but his kindness is a bit too much, which forced Silly Zhu to marry Bangge's grandma."

Speaking of the marriage between Sha Zhu and Jia Zhang, Xu Damao suddenly felt that it was a good thing for him to be hated by the uncle; "But then again, those of us who are hated by the uncle seem to have a good life.

??”

"That's true."

After nodding that it was indeed the case, Liu Guangtian asked Xu Damao if he was going to work; "By the way, I'm going to work later. Are you going to work today? Do you want me to ask for leave or something?"

"

"I have received my assignment to go to the countryside. In the afternoon I went to the factory to get equipment and then went to the countryside to play a movie. So it's okay if I don't go to work this morning. If you want to go to work, just go to work. I have nothing to do.

"After telling Liu Guangtian that he was going to the countryside to watch a movie in the afternoon, Xu Damao smiled and asked him to go to work quickly.

"Okay, you have nothing to do, then I will go to work."

After replying to Xu Damao casually, Liu Guangtian stood up and left. However, when he reached the door, he turned back to Xu Damao and said, "Brother Damao, this family is incomplete without a woman. When you find a good woman, hurry up."

Bring it back, so brother I don’t have to worry about you getting drunk and no one will take care of you..."

"I know, I'll wait until Brother Damao meets the right one, and I'll bring him back to you right away..."

After replying Liu Guangtian with a smile and watching him leave, Xu Damao looked at the untied table and the messy ground, and murmured thoughtfully, "Guangtian is right, I don't have a mother-in-law by my side."

It really doesn't work. It seems that I have to hurry up and find one. It's best to find someone who can give birth and work. Whether she is beautiful or not is not secondary."

I don't know what Xu Damao was mumbling after he left.

After Liu Guangtian walked out of the gate of the courtyard, he looked at Qin Huairu who had gone out with him and said with a smile: "It was really lively last night. The first master took Silly Zhu to catch Xu Damao, but Xu Damao got drunk.

I slept in a daze at home..."

"It's not a good thing you bastard did."

After glaring at Liu Guangtian angrily, Qin Huairu followed Liu Guangtian towards the factory and whispered, "By the way, Guangtian, did you scare the old man last night? How did he pull it?"

I have a pair of pants, and my mother was always cursing me when she was washing my pants in the morning."

"When I saw the old man last night, he had a tissue in one hand and a flashlight in the other. If I guessed correctly, he was going to the toilet last night, but when he heard the sound, he ran to the cellar.

Went there, and then it was like that...that way...that way...and finally it was like that." Liu Guangtian was stunned for a moment when he heard that the old man had pooped his pants, and then he gave his guess there.
Chapter completed!