Chapter 514: The Infinity Gauntlet exploded, its too late to regret now(1/2)
After hearing the girl say the word farmer.
Nick Fury was stunned for a moment, then immediately turned to look at Fang Mo not far away, only to find that the other person was actually trying very hard to suppress a smile.
He reacted immediately and his whole face darkened.
I originally thought that someone who could restrain Fang Mo came, but unexpectedly the other party actually brought another little lunatic. Now I have a headache. I may have to pick twice as much cotton in the future.
"Well, it seems I was careless this time."
Nick Fury said with a dark face: "I forgot that there is a saying in your ancient East, which seems to be that people who are different from each other do not seek each other. Those who are close to vermillion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. In fact, I should have thought of it earlier. You
It’s a fellow traveler.”
"Those who are close to ink are black, but that's okay."
The girl smiled and said: "You are indeed the king of agents. I didn't expect that I am Xiao Heizi would be exposed so quickly..."
"What does Xiao Heizi mean?"
Since Tamagotchi is not prevalent in this world, even though Nick Fury has already made up for the culture of complaining, he is still confused at the moment.
"Do you know how many years it takes to complete a cycle of the twelve zodiac signs?"
The girl asked with a smile.
"This is obviously twelve years." Stark next to him couldn't help but added: "It should be a year of zodiac signs..."
"Wrong."
The girl waved her hand directly and glanced at Fang Mo who was not far away: "It's thirteen and a half years, because the Year of the Rooster takes two and a half years."
"???"
Everyone looked confused after hearing this.
But only Fang Mo was really smiling happily at this moment: "Hahahaha, there's nothing wrong with it, that's how it feels. Don't worry, I will definitely take you with me when the court starts..."
"It seems like this is a joke from another universe." Although Nick Fury didn't understand, he was not stupid. He figured it out in an instant and said directly: "It seems that after having this lady,
, my work will be easier in the future.”
"Um?"
When the girl heard this, she glanced at Nick Fury in surprise: "So your previous identity was a Tucao slave? Sorry, I thought you were..."
"The main business is complaining."
Nick Fury shrugged calmly: "Of course, I also work part-time as a farmer occasionally."
"I knew it……"
When the girl heard this, she turned to look at Fang Mo, who was not far away, and chuckled as if she was understanding: "Then it seems I have to change the meme. After all, if two people use the same farm meme... then
But it’s boring.”
"Sorry, then you may have nothing to use."
Nick Fury shrugged: "Because he has used all the jokes he can think of on me, including cotton, farm tools, fried chicken, thieves, etc..."
"Then did he hire you to make a movie?"
The girl tilted her head, thought for a while, and said.
"That's not true." Nick Fury shook his head. He didn't know what kind of medicine the other person was selling. Could it be an adult movie?
"Then I will officially hire you to join my crew to shoot a movie called Star Wars."
However, just when Nick Fury was worried, the girl said to dispel his doubts: "I have already thought of your character. It is a Jedi master named Mace Windu. Of course, his lines are also
It’s very interesting, just one sentence.”
"What is it?"
Nick Fury asked curiously.
"Hahaha, I'll come, I'll come, let me say it." When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately understood the girl's subtext, and immediately waved his hand and shouted: "I come to Goose City... Ahem, I will be a Jedi.
Just do three things, fuck Fuck, fuck Fuck, or fuck Fuck! Let the lightsaber fly for a while first!"
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"..."
Hearing this, Nick Fury's face darkened again.
But after all, he is also the king of spies, and has been deceived by Fang Molian for so many years. His psychological quality is quite high, and he calmed down quickly, and then nodded shamelessly: "No problem, as long as
As long as the remuneration is in place.”
"How much do you want?"
The girl raised her head and asked.
"It's very cheap." Nick Fury looked at the girl and raised a finger seriously: "Just nineteen tons of gold."
"Well……"
After hearing this, the girl's eyes widened slightly, and then she immediately turned to Fang Mo and complained: "This damn inflation rate..."
"But it's not that good. I couldn't buy ten ships at this price."
Fang Mo also laughed when he heard this: "But don't worry, we really don't lack gold. I have expanded the Pigman Tower for several rounds. You see, Stark, the number one tycoon here in Marvel, always gives
If you build a mansion by yourself, then we can’t do any work... When I get back, I will build you a mansion with pure gold."
"The Rubik's Cube Building, right?"
The girl raised her eyebrows and said, "That's really your job..."
"That is."
Fang Mo raised his head proudly. What the other party said was true. You must know that his ID in the game is not actually fangmo, but mofang instead. So of course the girl said there is nothing wrong with the Rubik's Cube Building. After all, she
This is what the id means.
But compared to Fang Mo himself.
What he cares more about now is how to address the other person.
In the game, he would have directly called the other party Xiaoyao, but now that he was not in the game, Fang Mo was also considering whether to call the other party by his real name.
But if I call her Yaoyao directly...will I look a little too much?
"Okay, you two."
However, just when Fang Mo was thinking about these messy things, Strange's voice suddenly rang out. Fang Mo looked up and found that the other person had the same sullen face as always.
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Strange paused for a moment, and then continued: "But what I want to say is, can we pilot the spacecraft back to Earth first, and then during the process, you two can talk about things we don't understand?"
Even if you want to reminisce about old times, you shouldn’t miss this moment, right?”
"Hey, Doctor Wheelchair."
However, before Fang Mo could speak, Stark here took the initiative to help Fang Mo: "Do you know that it is very impolite to disturb a pair of lovers who have reunited after a long separation?"
"Haha, we actually thought of going together."
After hearing what Stark said, Drax also laughed generously, and then pointed directly at Strange and asked: "So you don't have a lover, do you?"
"Of course I..."
Strange frowned and was about to speak up to defend, but at this moment Fang Mo also spoke up.
"Come on, come on, let me prove that Strange does not have a lover."
Fang Mo said with a serious face: "I have a very good relationship with Gu Yi. Of course I also know about Kama Taj's magic system. Strange deliberately practiced virginity magic in order to achieve it quickly. The prerequisites for practicing this magic are
It is necessary to remain a virgin until the age of 30..."
"Wow."
After hearing what Fang Mo said, everyone showed shocked expressions.
"Don't talk nonsense..."
When Strange heard this, his face immediately darkened, and he opened his mouth to refute, but Fang Mo didn't give him this chance at all.
"Did you know? His magical attainments are quite high. The first virginity magic he learned was the forbidden spell of the fire system." Fang Mo said swornly: "Before the fire magic, there was fissure inflammation."
"Good guy, this despicable mage..."
Stark's expression suddenly changed after hearing this, and he took a few steps back and looked at Strange warily: "Fang Mo, tell me, he can only use this spell on himself, right?"
"His spell can only be used on himself."
Fang Mo smiled when he heard this: "But our Kama Taj has a spell called the portal. Theoretically, this door can be opened anywhere, including of course..."
"Okay, stop talking."
The person who spoke this time was Nick Fury. He rubbed his temples with a headache, and then reminded: "Your little girlfriend is still here. At least don't say this in front of girls.
Well, after all, she looks... very young."
To be continued...