Chapter 86 Lu Wan'er:...why haven't they left yet!(1/2)
"No, that's not the problem. Those three braised eggs won't just be chopped off!"
Standing on the treetop, Zuo Qiufeng looked down and saw three bear-like brothers who had not dared to get up from Voldemort. They were holding three hard-boiled eggs that had turned white, and they were shakily covering their eyes with weeds.
, I dare not open my eyes, I will be as cowardly as I want.
Zuo Qiufeng lowered his eyes and stared at Lu Waner, whose demeanor had changed drastically. This was obviously abnormal.
"Boss, the hostess is..."
The little green wood demon hung on Zuo Qiufeng's thigh, swallowed his saliva, and rubbed his eyes to see if there was something wrong with his eyes.
If I remember correctly, the hostess who had to wait for food every day like a hamster suddenly turned into such a fierce sword fairy.
His aura and demeanor were like a completely different person.
"Those three braised eggs!"
The little Aoki Demon glanced at the three braised egg toys with regret, thinking that this was something he was going to lose.
Zuo Qiufeng looked over: "There's something wrong with you!"
.........
Let us return our perspective to the parties involved.
Lu Waner said coldly: "(?_?)"
Lu Waner's face was expressionless: "Serious jpg!"
Lu Waner was silent: "..."
Lu Waner: "...Why don't they leave yet!"
Lu Wan'er thought crazily, feeling like she could no longer hold her in the arms just like her senior sister, so she wanted to scare the gangsters away with her fierce momentum. The sword just now was also a half-step golden elixir that was forcibly exerted by the spirit stone magic weapon.
The sword spirit.
"Ugh... Do we still have to fight!?"
Lu Waner's hesitant eyes fell on her bulging belly, which she could barely hide. She really didn't want to fight at this time.
If you get injured again, it won't be as simple as just hurting one person.
There was hesitation here.
the other side.
The three Xiong brothers were also in a panic. The three braised eggs lying on the ground buried their faces in the ground. They had absolutely no intention of getting up anyway. The sword approaching the golden elixir realm just now really frightened the three of them.
They said that a Taoist monk with a golden elixir realm demon monk beside him was in the middle stage of foundation building. This was a cultivation level that concealed half a step of the golden elixir.
The woman pretends to be only in the middle stage of foundation building and her cultivation level is neither high nor low, and she specializes in tricking people into slaughtering them. The man brings a big demon of the Golden Core Realm to squat on people.
Then the fish takes the bait.
The three brothers used to go fishing, but this time they were caught as fish and planted in a pit.
Okay!
This family is so ungrateful.
Xiong Laoer and Xiong Laosan both had no idea at this time, and they sent spiritual messages to ask their eldest brother's opinion: "Brother, what should we do, do we still have to go out? I always feel that I might be killed by that woman if I stand up! Although
That person who is more villain than us promised to fight this female monk, even if it was just a formality. Before, we were afraid of hurting the other party and being retaliated by the golden elixir realm demon. Now... we stand up and fear that it will not be the same as Xiao Lian.
Your life is at risk!"
"But if we don't follow that person's instructions, we may not be safe!"
Feeling exhausted at first glance, Xiong Laosan added, which made the three of them feel heavy.
"..."
Boss Xiong buried half of his face in the soil without making a sound. He then pulled out his face and picked up the machete he was wearing with him, as if the decoration was gone forever.
Xiong Laoer would praise his stinky feet every day and say: "Big brother is indeed the big brother!"
"Brother!"
This time, even the skinny Xiong Laosan had a flash of light in his eyes from his previous complaints. He was indeed a real man. At such a time of life and death, he still stood up without hesitation. He was indeed a real man.
.
"throat!"
Boss Xiong gasped for breath, holding the machete, stepping on heavy steps, and approaching the female monk in front of him step by step. The iron ring on the big ring knife made a clanging sound, and in this strange and breathless silence
It's a little harsh.
"Uh-huh!?"
Lu Wan'er made a lovely sound in her heart, and what she showed on her face was that the female sword fairy raised her beautiful willow-leaf eyebrows, and her eyebrows were cold and stern.
It's like being thrown into an ice cellar and your whole body is cold.
Ding.
The moment Boss Xiong met those cold eyes, his stiff back swayed, cold sweat rolled down his forehead, and his Adam's apple rolled.
Boss Xiong staggered even more as he walked. His figure was already unstable, and his toes accidentally touched a raised stone.
Plop!
His knees softened and his center of gravity shifted downwards. Boss Xiong's whole body fell down, and his iron tower-like body hit the ground with a bang, creating a puff of smoke and dust.
"...brother!"
Xiong Lao Er and Xiong Lao San exclaimed in unison.
"This is......"
Lu Wan'er saw the suddenly appearing villain making a forward movement. She tapped her toes and retreated lightly, waiting for a sword to strike out...
...The long sword, which looked like cicada wings, cut halfway and suddenly stopped.
The dust swirling in front of his eyes gradually dissipated, revealing a figure inside who was bending his knees, prostrate, touching his forehead to the ground, and spreading his hands over his head, like a human body supporting a nine-curved machete, like a devout believer paying tribute.
"Woman, I don't dare to do it anymore...it hurts...this is our brother's entire net worth, please accept it!"
Boss Xiong nodded his head on the ground. Afraid that it was not enough, he dragged the sword he presented with one hand. Gritting his teeth, he reached into his upturned hip pocket, dug through it, grabbed a rough storage bag, and held it together.
Over the head.
In my heart, I was secretly cursing the guy who was more shameless than the three brothers. No wonder they said they didn't plunder their own resources.
Just wait for them here.
He lent their resources to this female monk, caught three fat fish, and curried favor with the Taoist monks. It was a good idea. Sure enough, having such an evil Jindan realm demon following her was definitely not a good person.
Boss Xiong gritted his teeth secretly, and the second and third bears behind him also expressed their gratitude for the elder brother's flexible gesture... That is all our brothers' wealth, how can we take it out as soon as we say it, but we don't dare to shout out,
I am afraid that I will be silenced by this pair of Taoist couple who are not human beings, and I am afraid that I will be bullied by a big golden elixir demon.
As a villain, you have to be bullied and exploited by more advanced villains. It is really difficult to be a bandit NPC.
"No...no need!"
Lu Wan'er, who wanted to say "no", felt that she lacked momentum, so she changed her tone to save energy with the senior sister, and then took a look at the storage bag that seemed to exude a strange smell.
Dry.
Not to mention that as a little rich woman, most of the resources in her hands were taken away by a stinky man. She didn't have many resources, but it was indeed a huge sum of money for these casual cultivators, and they didn't look down on these three people at all.
Two low-grade spiritual stones.
"this!"
The three bear-style brothers who came together again looked at each other in confusion. They always felt that they were not at ease because they couldn't deliver the things, and they thought cheesily.
"If nothing happens, you can leave!"
Lu Wan'er waved her sleeves, which were as light as flowing clouds, leaving the three Xiong brothers with an aloof and arrogant silhouette of the swordsman. In fact, when she turned around, there was no cold color on her delicate face, which was clearly a sign of suppressing a smile.
In fact, Boss Xiong's neat and tidy Tuxia made her laugh just now. After being with that man for a long time, even the point of laughter has become lower, and it was still uncomfortable after holding it in for a long time.
"Yes Yes Yes!"
The three bear-style brothers accompanied them with smiles on their faces and heaved a sigh of relief.
Zuo Qiufeng, who was standing on the treetops and observing, also breathed a sigh of relief. He breathed a sigh of relief and murmured with a look of relief on his face:
"It's okay, it's okay. I was just pretending. I almost got deceived. I didn't realize that my acting skills were so good. But I wish I didn't lose my little hamster!"
In fact, just now Zuo Qiufeng thought that Lu Waner had held back the previous incident for too long, leading to schizophrenia. According to psychology, a second strong-willed personality split from the spiritual level to share the pain.
In this metaphysical world of cultivation, it is not uncommon for a second personality to occupy the main personality.
Zuo Qiufeng doesn't want to face a little hamster who can sing Peking Opera and change his face all day long.
Although little hamsters need to be taken care of and fed, they are really cute and can be funny...
...If it were an iceberg, it wouldn't be funny, it would be telling a cold joke to myself...it's so cold.
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To be continued...