Chapter 51 What kind of cultivator are you?
A bowl of lean meat porridge without preserved eggs was placed on the table, and the red panda Panda also ate the lean meat without porridge as he wished.
Not surprisingly, it was Zuo Qiufeng who fed Lu Waner.
Although it was indeed forced by the situation, the act of feeding was actually quite embarrassing for both parties.
Something you have to say.
Lu Wan'er felt like she was back as a child again, being held in her mother's arms, calling out "Wan'er" one after another, and then she opened her mouth to take a bite.
Even though this man kept shouting "Wan'er" every time he opened his mouth, she couldn't be happy at all!
Full of shame!
In Zuo Qiufeng's words, how can I put it this way, this shy girl who calls out to take a bite of food is like a child. She has experienced the feeling of an old father in advance?
When I think about the current relationship between the two, being a father and so on, how can I be so naughty?
After feeding Lu Waner, Zuo Qiufeng ate the already slightly cold breakfast.
Lu Wan'er looked straight at the man who had finished eating the already slightly cold breakfast and had to wash the dishes and chopsticks by hand, just like a man who was a housekeeper. This peaceful feeling of warmth disappeared in a flash, and there was an unknown feeling in his eyes.
Gentle, his eyes turned to his still flat belly, where the vitality was like a spark of joy, seeming to emit joyful emotions.
**The embryo has just formed, so this feeling is purely caused by the glory of motherhood**
"Well, think of it as a return gift for these days!"
Seeing Zuo Qiufeng finishing the cold breakfast and clearing the dishes, he was about to squat in the corner and continue to chew on the book "Forgetting Immortals". Even a child can understand the first-level mental skills in seconds. I really don't know this.
Whether a person is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, there is no need to act like this, or the cultivation talent is really not good enough.
Lu Waner, who really couldn't stand it anymore, finally spoke up.
"Zuo Qiufeng!"
"Um!?"
Turning around after hearing the sound, Zuo Qiufeng showed a face that looked haggard after just one second of reading, as if he had been working hard for a long time. Lu Waner was not surprised.
"Bring it here!"
"What?"
When he first heard this, Zuo Qiufeng was a little confused, what was he taking, what was he taking, and then the heavy object dragged in his hand made him suddenly wake up. He was not as ecstatic as he was when he was strong and could cultivate immortality. On the contrary, his current reaction was a little...
. became dull.
To say this is really plain would be false.
Not to mention the many benefits of cultivating immortality, at least in the future, if a woman like Lu Wan'er recovers from cultivating immortality, she will have some power to fight back even if she is domestically abused.
It's just that Lu Waner is taking the initiative now.
Forehead.
No matter how I looked at it, it reminded Zuo Qiufeng of the underworld scene of "Da Lang, you drank the medicine".
"Wan'er, you, it's not like that. Although the food you made may not taste good because of the cold, you still don't want you to teach me how to practice for such a trivial matter, and then manipulate it to make me go wrong in my practice, and then explode.
If you die, you can take revenge!"
To be honest, Zuo Qiufeng, a cultivator, felt a little scared. He smiled, after all, for a pregnant woman, you can't make assumptions about what she is thinking.
Even if he has never been exposed to the fantasy strategy of cultivating immortals, Zuo Qiufeng knows how to cultivate this thing. If he messes around with it, he will definitely finish it.
It's like some evil-minded protagonist specially modified one or two things in the exercises that he was going to send out to deceive people. Either he would become perfect after practicing them, or he would go crazy and be horrible to watch.
He doesn't want to follow in the footsteps of his predecessors who seek death.
So now, even if Lu Waner wanted to teach him how to practice, he was a little afraid, fearing that Lu Waner's brain would suddenly twitch and cause some irreparable situations.
The gain outweighs the loss.
The other side.
Lu Waner: "(?ε?`)"
Lu Waner: "Guilty face jpg!"
Lu Wan'er: "Although I did think about it before, modifying a key point of the skill to make him explode and die, but it was before, and now, he said such distrustful words, damn it, throw away what I just said
I’m so moved but I’m back!”
Well.
To be fair, even if the roles were reversed and she was Lu Wan'er, she wouldn't dare...
But Lu Waner doesn't care whether you are willing or not. The point is that she has to be willing. The more the other party resists practicing, the more psychologically Lu Waner will want to teach.
"I've decided to teach you how to become an immortal!"
From the very beginning, Lu Waner reluctantly taught you how to cultivate immortality with her arrogant and guilty face, to her determined and stubborn face, all the twists and turns happened in just a moment.
It's not easy for anyone to come, but she is teaching Ding Zuo Qiufeng to cultivate immortality today.
Even if this is a piece of waste material, leftovers, we must let this piece of waste material blossom.
She, Teacher Lu, is so powerful.
Zuo Qiufeng: "I'm so sorry for being a loser who can't even read the basic mental skills of cultivating immortals!!!"
"What are you afraid of... Gudong!"
Zuo Qiufeng said that he was not afraid, but his swallowing movements were honest, and he rubbed his neck, and then he could only pray that the care he took these days was not only hard work but also hard work.
I pray that this vicious woman will not be so hard-hearted and commit such a murderous act.
"As long as you dare to teach me, I will dare to practice...'Hu Ai Hu'!"
While patting the cover of the thickened version of "The Art of Forgetting the Immortal", Zuo Qiufeng didn't even dare to pat his chest. Zuo Qiufeng was afraid that if he dispersed the 'qi' he had finally gathered and let it slump, he would be really embarrassed and thrown into another world.
"puff!"
Lu Wan'er looked at the man who looked at death with amusement. She was a weak woman who couldn't move, but she was like a savage beast.
But Lu Waner's chuckle sounded like a disdainful sneer in Zuo Qiufeng's ears.
"Really...really...come on!"
Zuo Qiufeng couldn't care about anything else. He only had this bit of dignity left to defend as a mortal. If he was looked down upon by a pregnant woman, he would never be able to raise his status at home in the future.
I found an animal skin mat to use as a futon, and sat down near the stone bed, sitting cross-legged.
This time, Zuo Qiufeng understood clearly that Lu Waner did not need to follow the script at all, so he did not ask for trouble and put "Forgetting Immortal Jue" in front of Lu Waner.
Sitting down, Zuo Qiufeng crossed her knees, straightened her back, held orchids in her hands and placed them on her knees, facing Lu Waner.
Their eyes met, and the air was a little quiet.
"What are you doing!"
This time it was Lu Waner who was confused. Liu Ye's eyebrows were furrowed tightly, and her cheeks that were as red as a hamster proved how much she wanted to complain. Speaking of this **** (it was a real metaphor)
What the hell is the posture of Guanyin sitting on a lotus, pinching orchids in her hands?
"Cultivation!"
Zuo Qiufeng's reply was natural, and in his opinion, there was no problem at all.
In the articles on cultivating immortals that I read through, everyone's cultivation is not just sitting cross-legged, retreating for ten days and a half, breaking through a realm, the noise is like a nuclear bomb explosion, and the most obvious place is that cultivation and
It looks almost like sleeping while sitting up.
"Oh, I forgot, you should close your eyes!"
Zuo Qiufeng closed his eyes thoughtfully, and waited for Lu Wan'er to explain the key to cultivation. Suddenly, he had a sudden enlightenment, his cultivation level skyrocketed, and his dream of cultivating immortals and ascending to heaven was a beautiful one.
"Puff, puff! Puff haha!"
However, what Zuo Qiufeng heard about the uncomfortable and obscure secrets of cultivation was replaced by the girl's light and sweet laughter, which made people feel relaxed and happy...what a ghost.
It was a total mocking laugh.
"Pfft, haha, you, pfft, you are such a serious person, are you a cultivator of that sect, like those old monks who are bald donkey monks, or are you going to become a monk, but you like to talk a lot,
I’ll probably be chased out with sticks by those monks as if they were looking for trouble!”
"Haha, hahaha!"
Chapter completed!