Chapter 73 Zhang Che is a Good Man!
Chapter 73 Zhang Che is a good person!
Author: Lost Dragon
Chapter 73 Zhang Che is a good person!
Zhang Che picked up the chalk and wrote a big word "comment" on the blackboard with his backhand. He turned around and spoke passionately:
"First of all, you have to understand what criticism is!"
"You can say that Zhang Che is a good person, or you can say that Zhang Che is very handsome. These are all comments about me!"
The students burst into laughter immediately. Among other things, narcissistic Director Zhang can be said to be number one.
Zhang Che added: "Then, you have to explain why Zhang Che is a good person and why he is so handsome——"
"Because he would rather not make a film than come to teach you!"
The students laughed out loud again.
Zhang Che smiled and said: "It seems that everyone understands what a review is. Let's talk about how to write it."
"When you write a movie review, the first sentence is the most critical. You have to tell the most attractive part of the entire movie!"
Song Huanxi is thoughtful, if the movie reviews are like this, can the script also be like this?
Zhang Che turned around and wrote the four characters "Jiangshan Beauty" on the blackboard again, and knocked on the blackboard: "Okay, classmates, please tell me, what is the most attractive thing about this popular movie "Jiangshan Beauty"?"
Qin Haoyang immediately said: "As an emperor, you can have three palaces and six courtyards, and you can marry multiple wives!"
Wang Yu laughed and scolded: "It's not certain whether you can get a wife or not. You have to live in the Three Palaces and Sixth Hospital. This movie actually tells us that once you become an emperor, you can go wherever you want to go!"
Zhang Che: "..."
This apprentice seems a bit stupid. Is it too late to return the goods?
He ignored this pair of live treasures and looked at the other students, "Do you have any other opinions? Don't be afraid, we are not taking an exam now."
The students were amused again, the atmosphere became lively, and everyone began to speak:
"That must be Li Feng's love tragedy. It was so tragic. He almost became a concubine, but died on the way!"
"It's all because the emperor is such a scumbag. He forgot about Li Feng when he got back!"
"It's great to marry a big man, but you women just like pretty boys!"
"Don't you men like beautiful women?!"
Seeing that the plot discussion had escalated to a gender battle, Zhang Che quickly knocked on the blackboard twice, "Okay, okay, it seems that everyone's opinions are basically unified. The most attractive thing about this movie is its tragic ending.
wrong?"
All the students nodded. Although Song Huanxi had never seen this movie, he had learned a lot about it in the past few days and nodded in agreement.
Zhang Che suddenly laughed out loud, "Wrong! Big mistake, very wrong!"
He directly put a big cross on the blackboard: "The most attractive thing about this movie is that it won many awards at the Asian Film Festival!"
"Let me ask you, the first sentence of my film review is that "Beautiful Country" successfully won the Best Actress Award and the Best Director Award at the just-concluded Asian Film Festival——"
"If you were an audience, do you think you would go to the cinema to watch a movie like this?"
All the students were speechless. He was indeed a well-known film critic with two roles in one person. He was really capable.
Song Huanxi completely put aside her contempt for the somewhat informal director Zhang Che, and felt that in Pei Brothers Pictures, it was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"By the way," Zhang Che added with a smile: "In front of Lin Yu, you only need to say that she is the best actress. Don't specify what award she won."
Wang Yu relied on his status as a disciple and immediately asked: "Why?"
Zhang Che's smile deepened: "Do you know the name of the Asian Film Festival's grand prize, which changes every time?"
"The first one was called the Golden Harvest Awards, which was pretty good. Later, the Golden Lion, Golden Ball, and even the Golden Dragon all sounded pretty good."
Zhang Che's mouth widened completely and he smiled very happily: "Finally, when I get to Jiangshan Beauty, what is the Golden Gong Award?"
Humph, boss Pei Wu even called the major newspapers and asked them to be merciful. He just said that if he won the best actress and best director, forget about the golden gong!
He wrote everything in the name of Yu Weng, but when it was published, the editor took it down!
Then he will tell you in private!
Zhang Che smiled happily, and the students looked at each other, and gradually one of his faces had a strange expression——
Golden gong?
This is true——
Zhang Che talked about the gossip and coughed twice: "By the way, there is one more thing to keep in mind when writing a movie review. No matter how much you like the movie, you must at least give it nine thumbs up and one thumbs down!"
"Otherwise, the audience will think you are a trustee of the film company!"
The students were stunned for a moment and laughed again.
Zhang Che glanced at the group of students with evil intentions. At this time, they all had smiles on their faces and looked very relaxed——
"Okay, that's it for the lecture. Next, let's take a quick quiz!"
Seeing the smiles on the faces of these students freeze and then turn into wails, like melted wax figures, Zhang Che felt extremely comfortable:
——Ge Lao Tzu, everyone thinks that I am a good person, right?!
——I’m in a bad mood, and I’m here to make you idiots happy?!
——I want to eat shit!
As if one deep-water torpedo was not enough, Zhang Che released another depth bomb: "By the way, you tried writing Butterfly Lovers yesterday afternoon and released it again, right?"
"Then write a film review based on the scene you arranged!"
The group of handsome men and beautiful women leaning against the wall were dumbfounded. They had a split yesterday and no one was willing to give in. In the end, they chose Duan Shiba to send him off, and one of them read a line——
How do you write a movie review?!
The other three groups were fine, and they all felt that they had something exciting to say. After Zhang Che handed out the paper, each of them bit the penholder and began to think hard!
Song Huanxi was very serious, recalling yesterday's script and rehearsal, trying to find the most attractive part——
After a moment, her eyes lit up, she picked up a pen and paper and started writing.
Zhang Che didn't give everyone a lot of time. As for the exam, of course the shorter the time, the more exciting it is!
Many people just made up a sentence or two and wanted to write more, only to be dragged away by the hard-hearted Zhang Che!
When he arrived at Song Huanxi, he looked at the calm and composed girl who had already put down her pen, and then looked at the white paper in front of her with only one sentence written on it. Zhang Che raised his eyebrows——
Several colleagues said that Miss Romeo was very excellent, but in his opinion, she was nothing more than——
This girl is truly outstanding!
Zhang Che picked up the test paper, read the contents clearly, and immediately changed his comments.
When all the papers were collected, Zhang Che picked up the first one and said, "Okay, let's take a look at what Miss Shen Mengru wrote -"
The students were sweating coldly. This was simply a public execution!
"Yesterday, the student training class rehearsed the famous drama Butterfly Lovers. Liang Shanbo saw through Zhu Yingtai's daughter's body and tried everything. It was very interesting... except that the role of the maid was a little sparse."
The students listened attentively at first, but when they heard the last sentence, they burst into laughter.
Shen Mengru was ashamed and annoyed, so she stood up and shouted, "Didn't Master Zhang say that we need nine praises and one criticism?"
The students were stunned for a moment, then laughed again, almost tearing down the roof.
For some knowledge, Zhang Che entered politics in his early years and served as a colonel under Chiang Ching-kuo, specializing in power struggles.
Chapter completed!