Chapter 55 Oh my god, he was fighting a war and he promoted the funeral home
Chapter 55 Oh my god, they are fighting a war, and he is promoting a funeral home
Author: fantasy dreamer
Chapter 55 Oh my god, they are fighting a war, and he is promoting a funeral home
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day was full day.
Wearing a dark blue Chinese tunic suit at All the Way Shengtian Funeral Home, Tuesday Yun received guests with a solemn expression.
Su Yang sat by the window, looking at the busy Tuesday Yun outside, feeling happy that life was getting better and better.
The funeral parlor has been open for half a year. Through low prices, good service and other advantages, it has gained some fame in the world of ordinary people.
Guests come to the door almost every day. Except for a few families who request to watch the corpse cremated in person and pay the relevant fees, Su Yang usually handles it.
As for whether you can watch the cremation process in person, according to relevant systems, the funeral home is responsible for it, but no accidents are allowed.
Su Yang asked Zhou Yuyun to set up a high additional fee for watching the cremation. Once the customer chooses this, the loss-making discounts for other processes will be earned back.
With this provision, if guests want to watch the cremation with their own eyes, the funeral home will not lose money.
This greatly slows down the rate at which funeral homes lose money.
"Although the current revenue and expenditure are very close, we are still losing money overall, so we must increase our efforts to publicize it!" A light flashed in his eyes, looking out the window, Su Yang looked forward to tonight more and more.
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In the evening, all the guests dispersed.
The bright moon was in the sky, and in the courtyard of the funeral parlor, three people were busy working.
"It's almost all installed. Let's pick out the main ones. Setting up the stall this time is very important. Bring some wreaths, speakers, and paper money. The main ones are flyers, which have our funeral home's one-stop package. They are high quality and low price, and can be customized.
, they must all be sent out today!”
Su Yang, Chen Duo, and Tuesday Yun were carrying items from the warehouse, including tables, chairs, flyers, and some supplies for the dead.
I set up a stall here to promote the reputation of Shengtian Funeral Home.
There was a pickup truck parked in the yard, and these things were moved into the back compartment of the pickup truck.
Chen Duo was wearing a pink down jacket that reached her knees, with a happy look on her face. After finishing her homework tonight, she found it very interesting to go out and set up a stall with Su Yang.
Zhou Yun, who was wearing a dark blue tunic suit with velvet, looked serious, with a strange look in his eyes.
"While gangs are fighting, our funeral home is going to promote its business. Is this... okay?"
Tuesday Yun felt uneasy, always feeling that he might be beaten to death tonight.
After loading their things, the three of them got into the car. Su Yang and Chen Duo sat in the back seat, and Tuesday Yun was in charge of driving.
Amid Su Yang's expectations, Chen Duo's excitement, and Zhou Yun's anxiety, the pickup truck set off!
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Many people gathered in the east alley of Xingfu Street.
Two of the four major underground gangs are going to have a decisive battle tonight, and this news has detonated the Jinmen alien circle.
The strangers are all capable, courageous and curious people who come to join in the fun.
A pickup truck drove in slowly and found a parking space. Su Yang, Chen Duo, and Tuesday Yun got out of the car.
After choosing a place, the three of them began to take things from the back of the pickup truck.
Soon the things were piled into a small pile. The two strangers watching the excitement were a little confused when they saw the behavior of Su Yang, Chen Duo and Tuesday Yun. They leaned aside and didn't think much about it.
On Tuesday, Yun and Chen Duo started setting up a stall and organizing things.
Su Yang walked to the side, and standing next to him was a young man with a flat head wearing a black down jacket, looking forward with a strong look of gossip.
Ahead is a large open space, which is also the center of the alley. There are several gangsters patrolling back and forth.
"Little brother, come and join in the fun." Turning around, he saw Su Yang walking over. The young man with a flat head gave a friendly smile, with a gossipy look in his eyes.
"Well." Su Yang said, "What's going on now?"
Mentioning this, the flat-headed young man turned into a chatterbox, "It's not the appointed time yet, but since Xiao Taoyuan made the news yesterday, our Jinmen alien circle has exploded, and everyone is discussing this matter.
The four major gangs are in charge of the underground forces, and two of them want a decisive battle. The other two gangs, the Tomahawk Gang and the Sihai Gang, are also involved, saying they want to be peacemakers and let Xiao Taoyuan negotiate with the Viper Gang."
Su Yang's expression remained calm, but a thought flashed through his mind.
If Xiao Taoyuan and the Viper Gang were persuaded to make peace and stop fighting, it would be difficult for him to take advantage of the situation.
In addition to setting up a stall to distribute flyers tonight, there is another important task, which is to kidnap Master Tian of the Viper Gang!
This requires that the situation must be chaotic.
"The four major gangs all have strong men. The three brothers of Xiao Taoyuan, the leader of the Viper Gang and the three existing guardians, the three axes of the Tomahawk Gang, the four dragon kings of the East, West, North, and South of the Sihai Gang. Gee, I really don't know who can do it in the end.
Unify the underground world." The young man with a flat head looked full of expectation and hope, as if he was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
"Hey, let me tell you another piece of news. I heard that the decisive battle today was because of the intervention of a mysterious force, which severely attacked the Viper Gang. I don't know what the origin of that mysterious force is." The flat-headed young man whispered.
"Mysterious force?" Su Yang showed a strange look and hit the Viper Gang hard. This should be talking about his journey to the funeral parlor, right?
It seems that the reputation is indeed not enough. More strangers only know that there is a mysterious force and do not know that it is the All the Way to Heaven Funeral Parlor.
"Oh, by the way, little brother, where are your adults? After all, this is a gang war, which has attracted a lot of strangers, a mixed bag of good and bad. Don't run around. The world of strangers is not as safe as the world of ordinary people." He turned to look at Su.
Yang, the flat-headed young man reminded with a serious look.
At this time, Su Yang took out a flyer from his pocket and handed it to the crew-cut young man with a smile, "My lord is right next to you."
Looking at the handed leaflet, the boy with a flat head subconsciously took it, and then Su Yang turned around and left.
The young man with a flat head opened the flyer, looked down at the contents of the flyer, and his eyes widened immediately.
"All the way to Shengtian Funeral Home, with high quality and low price, considerate service, one-stop funeral service, 20% off for strangers? Has the funeral home business reached this point?!"
Looking up at Su Yang's back, he saw Su Yang returning to a small stall.
The stall has been set up, with wreaths, paper money, paper figures and other items placed on it. Two other people are handing out the same leaflets he is holding to the people around him.
Su Yang quickly joined in. The people around him were confused and took the flyer. After seeing the content, their faces suddenly changed and they avoided it like snakes and scorpions.
Funeral parlors represent bad luck to some extent!
The young man with a flat head lowered his gaze, and there was an advertisement beside the booth: All the way to heaven funeral parlor guarantees that you or your loved ones will have a smooth journey to heaven after death!
The boy with a flat head: "..."
All the way to the sky funeral home caused a commotion in a small area.
I've seen funeral parlors advertise, but I've never seen such hard-core propaganda.
The surrounding strangers quickly learned about the situation here in Su Yang, and they all avoided and gave up their positions with strange looks on their faces.
The four major gangs will be here tonight!
Is it too long for me to promote my funeral parlor business here?
Not long after, the Sihai Gang, one of the four major gangs, was the first to arrive. A large group of people walked in the middle of the road. The leader was the North Dragon King, one of the Four Dragon Kings of the Sihai Gang.
The "Northern Dragon King" has dyed red hair, shaved on both sides, the top of his head is like a red cockscomb, the circles under his eyes are black, and there are lip nails on his lips.
He had a tiger-like gaze, was wearing a leather jacket and tight pants, with his hands in his pockets, and was full of mischief.
The "Northern Dragon King" arrived with twenty or thirty people, and the people watching the excitement on both sides of the alley immediately fell silent for fear of attracting attention.
Su Yang, Chen Duo, and Zhou Yun also leaned back to make room for them.
A group of people walked majestically in the middle of the street. When they passed by Su Yang's stall, they saw the signboard "All the way to heaven". The North Dragon King's eyes flashed and he stopped.
The 'Northern Dragon King' stopped, and the younger brothers behind him also stopped. The eyes of everyone around him were focused on the 'Northern Dragon King'.
The Northern Dragon King suddenly turned around and walked towards Su Yang's stall, with the boys behind him following him.
Tuesday Yun's face darkened, and he felt extremely uneasy, and said secretly: "Sure enough, something went wrong. Such a hard-core promotion of the funeral home. If I were a big boss, I would also cause trouble!"
He didn't know what Su Yang was thinking.
He was about to step forward to negotiate, but found that Su Yang had already taken a step forward.
Seeing the 'Northern Dragon King' approaching, Su Yang narrowed his eyes and took the initiative to block the 'Northern Dragon King'. At the same time, he held a stack of flyers in his hand, pulled out one and handed it to the 'Northern Dragon King'.
Blocked in front of him, the 'Northern Dragon King' looked at Su Yang with a flash of light in his eyes. He took the flyer, glanced down at it, and said: "What is it! Are you promoting the business of a funeral parlor here? Damn it!"
As soon as he finished speaking, before the younger brothers behind him took action, Su Yang suddenly burst out in front of him.
A pair of black translucent wings instantly appeared behind him, flapping gently, giving him huge propulsion.
Like a cannonball being shot out, his feet turned into afterimages and kicked against the body of the 'Northern Dragon King'.
In the blink of an eye, after eighteen kicks, the 'Northern Dragon King' flew backwards, with huge power like throwing a bowling ball, knocking down the boys behind him, and they all lay scattered on the street.
The strangers who were watching the excitement around were all dumbfounded at this moment. Looking at the 'Northern Dragon King' and the wailing younger brothers who had not gotten up for a while, they took a breath and made an uproar.
"What speed was that just now? The 'Northern Dragon King' didn't get up immediately after being kicked down!"
"Oh my God! Someone has taken action against the Sihai Gang, one of the four major gangs. This courage... is too great!"
Chapter completed!