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Chapter 9 The Per capita Feng Yuxiu

In the normal world, "bad reviews" from diners only bring bad luck for a day. When mysterious diners come from time and space, once they give a "bad review", they are often followed by "diners going berserk".

The last time a diner went berserk, after giving a bad review.

This guy, holding a short straw, shouted that he would behead Nobunaga and Taro the prostitute, take out their intestines and stomachs, pick out the eyeballs and soak them in honey to make "Ghost Rice Dumplings".

Nobunaga and Kifutaro, their lives hanging by a thread, fled in all directions.

In the end, it was Gifu Taro who chopped off half of this guy's head with a scythe, and this guy turned into smoke and dissipated...

The entire restaurant on the first floor of Yangquan Restaurant, as well as Taro Kifu's bedroom on the second floor, were all smashed to pieces by the mysterious eater who went on a rampage.

The entire restaurant was closed for maintenance for two months.

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The mysterious diner who went berserk because of bad reviews, according to Nobunaga Hato:

These guys are "per capita feudal lords".

These mysterious diners are just like Feng Yuxiu in "One Man's Martial Arts".

These guys take advantage of their mentality.

Feng Yuxiu and others are rushing to kill people, but his opponents don't have this mentality. Most of them think they are just competing and have their own lives. What kind of life are you playing in peacetime? Do you understand that murder is illegal?

This mentality gap leads to different performances of strength between the two sides, and often the opponent is already injured when he realizes something is wrong and needs to adjust his mentality. In addition, in the peaceful era, far away from killing, the opponent cannot defeat those who could have fought.

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When you are not prepared, he takes action. You are afraid of going to jail, so you can only defend passively and dare not kill anyone. When you realize that he is going to kill you, you will have no chance to use your strength again.

To use another analogy, you are walking on the street and someone tells you that if you don’t kill me, I will kill you. Will you kill someone?

You are at work, and the other party comes directly to tell you, either you beat me to death, or I beat you to death.

Will you make up your mind in a second and beat the opponent to death directly?

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In the early days, Nobunaga Hato and Kifu Taro did not do a good job in psychological construction.

This is a time of peace. Life requires money and family members need to be supported. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, are they stronger than bullets?

If you kill the other party, how do you dispose of the body in the store? Kill every diner who goes crazy and leaves bad reviews?

This is 1979, are you crazy?

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The two of them had no choice but to resort to evasive tactics when faced with these crazy mysterious diners.

After persisting for a few hours, the other party's anger dissipated and he left in frustration.

Until the last time the mysterious eater was so crazy, so crazy.

Kifu Taro was in a desperate situation and used his twin scythes to kill the opponent. The mysterious eater's body turned into smoke and disappeared...

In this way, the two of them completely let go.

Nobunaga Hato also took out the props given by the mysterious diners before and implemented the strategy of "doing business with a sword" and "opening a store with arms".

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Kifutaro placed the two scythes under the table and cabinet, and prepared first-aid supplies such as hemostatic bandages. Nobunaga put the musket behind his waist and blocked it with his chef's bib.

Ten minutes later, a thin young man pushed open the main door of the restaurant.

This young man looked severely malnourished, with a sallow complexion and thin muscles. His clothes were patched and shabby. A sword he wore around his waist caught Nobunaga's attention.

The boy looked at the restaurant's menu, and under the influence of the system, there was no language barrier.

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"Is the soup and tea free?" the mysterious boy asked curiously.

"Yes." Nobunagajime said.

In fact, what the menu says is that if you purchase the steamed bun set, you can enjoy miso soup or barley tea for free.

But this boy looked like an ancient figure at first glance, and Nobunaga didn't bother to care.

"I want a bowl of... miso soup." The mysterious boy glanced at the mapo tofu, shredded green pepper pork, boiled lettuce, and fried dumplings on the table, and swallowed.

"Okay, please wait a moment." Kifutaro scooped out a bowl of miso soup from the stainless steel bucket that was heated over a simmer.

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Miso can be divided into red miso, light miso and white miso according to color.

According to the taste, it can be divided into sweet miso, sweet miso and pungent miso. According to different raw materials, it can be divided into rice miso, wheat miso and bean miso.

For the miso soup at Yangquan Restaurant, Nobunaga purchased the cheapest Hokkaido spicy miso from a business supermarket.

After all, it’s free miso soup, so why do you need a bicycle?

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Tons tons tons...

"It tastes good. Shopkeeper, please have another bowl." The mysterious boy drank the miso soup in one go.

When Nobunaga saw it, he doubted whether his miso soup could be so delicious.

He served himself a bowl.

Well...it's still the familiar one...

Cheap taste...

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It seems that although this mysterious eater is wearing a sword, the level of harm is not serious.

Nobunaga lowered his guard, turned on the TV, and tuned to the TV Asahi channel.

TV Asahi began serializing "Smart Ikkyu" in October 1975, with a total of 298 episodes. This cartoon was later introduced and translated by China Central Television, and it became a household name.

Gegegegegegegegegege... Gegegegegegegegege... Gegege... Gege... Auntie washes the road...

This cartoon mainly tells the story of Ikkyu, who was once a prince during the Muromachi shogunate period, and had to separate from his mother to work as a young monk at Anguo Temple. He used his wit and bravery to help the poor and teach those who bullied others.

The wind chime at the end of the film, the sunny doll...

It will always be an exclusive memory of childhood.

Kifutaro's younger sister, Mei, liked to follow suit for a while, sitting cross-legged and meditating, waving her fingers twice on her head, and thinking.

Kifu Taro was lazy for a while, and his catchphrase was: "Take a rest...".

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"Ding! Not very effective."

"Ding! The boy is hungry."

Nobunaga Hato was watching a TV series animation when he suddenly received a system prompt.

Kifu Taro is counting the ingredients in the freezer.

He looked at the mysterious boy sitting in front of the counter, immersed in his second bowl of miso soup. On the counter were the four dishes originally intended for Kifutaro to try.

this……

Nobunaga continued to pretend to watch TV.

"Ding! The effect is average."

"Ding! The effect is average."

"Ding! The boy got trapped in his cheek pouch."

"Ding! The effect is average."

"Ding! The boy is in a spicy state."

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"Ahem, cough, cough... Storekeeper, let me have another bowl of miso soup."

The mysterious boy, with bulging cheeks and mapo tofu sauce on his lips, said hesitantly.


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