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The Product of Boring: How to Write an Article?

The village chief said: Ahem, this extra chapter is purely for complaints, so don’t be too serious. There may be girls who don’t understand it, so you can go and tutor on the spoof animation "Gintama" to ensure that your three views are ruined...

"Today's student union's topic is..." Li Shaoran sat in front of the table and looked at everyone seriously: "How to spend Singles' Day."

"Forget it, President." Feng Qixiu leaned lazily on the chair and couldn't be interested in this topic: "Are there any readers who pay attention to the student union now? Our popularity has long been taken over by the crazy Claust."

"You can't say that." Qi Haimu, who was sitting beside him, smiled and told the truth: "This book has always been in a state of no popularity, and no one has paid attention to us from the beginning."

"Resolution."

“It’s right…”

Qi Haimu's words made the entire student union fall into slump, and everyone's heads were covered with dark clouds.

"Ahem!"

Seeing that the meeting was at a deadlock from the beginning, Li Shaoran coughed twice to try to draw back everyone's attention.

"Actually, this book was written incorrectly from the beginning." Qi Haimu ignored the president's voice and said his own thoughts: "How can I write it together on campus, funny and violent? Now readers have a strong taste. No one wants to read it at the beginning. According to me, it should be rewritten so that it can attract readers..."

————I am Mr. Haimu’s skeleton division line. Ji Fengli, who is full of longing for the new school, slowly stepped into the school gate, but he didn’t know that what awaited him was the extremely dangerous school life...

"The beautiful beast wants to cover his tempting aura, but unfortunately he doesn't know that the hunter has already set a trap for him..."

Putting down the telescope in his hand, the boy who said this looked like an exquisite SD doll, but his voice was so terrifying that it was terrifying.

"Yes, I can't wait to see him in a well-behaved look under us."

The person said this and his voice was charming and low. He sat on the chair and gently stroked the "pet" crawling on the ground.

"I think you also hope to join a new friend, cute lamb."

The person lying on the ground showed innocent and obedient eyes, and obediently slashed the man's palm twice, making a bleating sound.

“So cute.”

The man smiled and touched the pet's delicate face: "Your education is very good, Haimu." (It turns out that the church is harmonious) "Ha, I can't wait to let the new classmates try my latest machine." The boy named after the name showed a harmless smile, but his tone revealed a hint of excitement: "I really want to see the beautiful face he struggled on it..."

"Stop it! We are a student union, not a perverted concentration camp!" Li Shaoran's angry voice dispelled Qi Haimu's fantasy, hoping to bring this meeting back to the main topic: "Feng Qixiu, you, talk about the topics related to this meeting!"

"Yes, my respected President."

Feng Qixiu made a gentlemanly move elegantly, but his speech had nothing to do with the topic: "Haimu, what you just said can only attract heavy-tasting fuji girls to watch, and cannot satisfy more loving girls' fantasies. In my opinion, the article should be so."

————I am Mr. Qi Xiu?? (Flower Heart) Dividing Line I am Ji Fengli, a student who has just entered this noble high school.

Although my family is very poor, entering this high school has always been my dream. Fortunately, with my excellent academic performance, I finally came to this school with my tuition exemption.

But school life is not as interesting as I thought.

"Hey, I just want to find a place to study hard. Is it that difficult?"

I sighed and walked in the corridor with my book in my arms, thinking depressedly.

In the classroom, no matter men and women are showing off which country they went to yesterday, and how many more manors they bought at home, what are the latest fashion products...

I can't interfere with these things at all.

Even in the library, there were pairs of couples sitting among them, as if they were regarded as monsters.

Perhaps, it was wrong for me to choose to come to this school.

Thinking dejectedly, I walked to the door of a music room, and there seemed to be no sound inside.

Maybe this place allows me to learn?

I seemed to suddenly see Guangming, and walked in carefully with my book in my arms.

The moment I opened the door, the light inside shone so hard that I didn't dare to open my eyes directly.

"Welcome to the Saint Louis Male Public Relations Department, I am the Minister, Xu Huanxiu."

There are such beautiful people in the world.

I stood in front of him, unable to believe my eyes.

My slender figure, polite movements and dazzling smile all intoxicated me.

Although countless boys and girls stood beside him, they all looked at him and admired him and looked intoxicatedly, now I am willing to bow to him and surrender piously...

"I will never want to see this pervert who is plagiarized and narcissistic in my life."

Li Shaoran pointed at Feng Qixiu with gritted teeth and ordered him to get out immediately, and blatantly plagiarized "The Male Public Relations Department of Yinglan College"!

ps: There are two other members who have not complained. Of course, wait until the author finishes writing the main text before revising...

By the way, I wish all the girls who have no companions a happy holiday. v△v I am the village chief who has no moral integrity.
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