round at best
"Ling Yue?" A slightly charming voice sounded, causing me to turn around in surprise.
When I looked into a pair of narrow and charming eyes, goosebumps appeared on my arms, and I rubbed them unconsciously. Oh my god, that beautiful man from Yangzhou followed him to Chang'an.
However, the person in front of me is clearly a woman. Is it possible that in this ancient and ancient era, gender reassignment surgery was so advanced? But... I remember that the beautiful man was quite thin. It was only less than half a year ago, right?
Are you too plump?
"You finally showed up again, and I knew you were not dead. Didn't they say that good people don't live long and will cause trouble for thousands of years? You are such a disaster. I don't think ten thousand years is enough. How could you die so easily?" He was already talking.
He walked up to me and hugged me with red eyes.
Well, I suddenly felt like I was about to be suffocated, and I looked at Mu Lian as if asking for help, but the latter acted like a normal person, ignored my plaintive look for help, and just teased the breasts that had been awakened by this loud voice.
baby
"Who are you? A boy or a girl?" I said depressedly, rubbing my little face that was almost deformed.
"Ah..." she screamed excitedly, pulling me along and shouting with great excitement, "Do you also think I can't argue between male and female now? That's great, I finally give people the feeling of masculinity. This is my home."
The little beauty has been well trained. No, the credit should go to you. It was all you who made me so successful. I almost forgot. You don’t remember the past now. I am Zhang Caifeng, the one who dressed up as a girl with you.
Zhang Caifeng, the brother who disguises himself as a man and goes out to pick up girls and invites her to dinner and tea."
Listening to these incisive and advanced remarks, I suddenly twitched and said uncertainly, "You and Zhang Shaolong are..."
"Twins!" Zhang Caifeng replied nonchalantly.
"You and I are fair-weather brothers who pick up girls together...and then with your twin..." I expressed it with some difficulty.
"Brother..." Zhang Caifeng kindly continued for me.
"Oh, it's my younger brother... Your brother and I are good sisters?" I seem to have heard Zhang Shaolong introduce our relationship this way.
"That's right, that's it. What's the problem?"
"What question? What question are you actually asking me? This is a big question... What on earth has happened to this world? Everything is upside down..." I pinched my face hard, "This is not a dream...
…Oh, it hurts!” I howled
"...Are you okay?" Zhang Caifeng looked at me strangely, stretched out her hand to touch my forehead, and murmured to herself, "You don't have a fever? Could it be that you have lost your memory and your brain is damaged?"
"You're out of your mind!" I knocked her hand away and glanced suspiciously at her body, especially at a certain key part. "You're a woman, right?"
Zhang Caifeng nodded in confusion
"Is your...brother a boy?" Isn't this nonsense? He's already a brother, so he's still a girl. Why not call him sister earlier?
Zhang Caifeng's expression became even more confused, and she nodded blankly, "Yes, didn't you know this earlier? Oh... I'm sorry, I forgot that you don't remember the past..."
"Then...why are you, the girl, and I are brothers, and your brother, the boy, is my sister?" Actually, I should be the one who is confused, but who can explain to me what is going on?
?
"It's very simple. When my brother and I were reincarnated, they were probably in the wrong order, so they were born with the wrong gender. My brother loves men, and I love women. I think you should be able to adapt to this, even if you don't remember what happened before.
Yes, but you are Ling Yue, you will definitely not reject people like us..., right?"
"Yes..." I opened my mouth numbly and nodded. In fact, I didn't know what I was talking about.
"I'm just saying..." Zhang Caifeng patted my shoulder with joy upon hearing this.
"Then have you found someone with the same mindset?" I'm curious, is the rate of homosexuality high these days?
"Didn't I find it because of your transformation? I took her to see you last time. We have a good relationship for more than a year. We just have occasional quarrels and small quarrels. Generally speaking, we have a good relationship.
Said it was pretty good”
"That's good... it's quite normal for couples to quarrel. Just don't take it too seriously," I said smoothly.
"But, it's just that... I can't go home..." Zhang Caifeng smiled bitterly, and then took a deep breath, "It's not a big deal. I don't want to compromise with that old antique of my father, otherwise I will be as pitiful as Shaolong.
, Who is not easy to marry? Marry a dominatrix."
"Oh, yes, yes... I forgot to ask you..." I suddenly remembered and grabbed Zhang Caifeng anxiously, "Did I introduce that dominatrix to your brother?" Don't say yes, don't
I said yes, I kept thinking silently in my heart, otherwise I would blame myself for the rest of my life.
"Of course not. It was chosen by my father personally. If I were to kill him, I would not accept it. Alas, Shaolong was too weak and couldn't stick to his own will until the end. That dominatrix, as a woman
I wouldn't want anything like that. If you're so fat and fierce, how can you call her a woman?" Zhang Caifeng said with disdain.
"Oh... great..." I patted my chest and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, I wasn't the one who did such a sin...
"What's so good?" Zhang Caifeng wondered
"It's okay, it's the dominatrix you said is very fat, and it is said that you won't even like women who like women. It's great that I wasn't the matchmaker to introduce it to your brother, otherwise I will have a troubled conscience for the rest of my life."
"Hahaha... Ling Yue, you're well said. Your tricks of beating around the bush and hurting people are getting better and better. I really admire you."
I glanced at her who was leaning forward and back with a smile, and said coolly, "Speaking of which, you, someone who calls other people fat, don't seem to be any better?" I looked at her from head to toe and then said
He said sarcastically, "I see you... you're not far from her..."
"How can you not? What's that look in your eyes? Look carefully... mine is called plump, plump... hers is called fat, but it's still far away, okay? I'm a little round at most, but that's not called plump.
Fat..." Zhang Caifeng suddenly shouted in denial with no image left.
"A bit round?" I squirted out all the tea I just drank, "Ahem... you said it's just a bit round? Don't you see? Ever since you entered this teahouse, the space has become much narrower...
"
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhang Caifeng's face turned red and straight, turning into a shoehorn face.
Mu Lian burst into laughter, and even the baby didn't know what had just happened and giggled along with it.
Then Zhang Caifeng laughed herself, "What does it matter? My little beauty just likes me like this!"
As a result, all three women laughed, and a baby girl who didn't understand anything also giggled along with us.
Although I don’t remember the past, there’s nothing wrong with getting to know each other again.
Suddenly, Mu Lian's face changed, she stood up and approached me cautiously, and whispered, "Ling Yue, let's go back!"
As soon as I saw that her expression was too solemn, I hurriedly said goodbye to Zhang Caifeng and rushed to Prince Jin's Mansion.
Mu Lian rarely looks like she is facing a formidable enemy. After leaving the restaurant, I looked around anxiously, and sure enough I saw a figure in a gorgeous brocade robe flashing on the side of the restaurant.
Chapter completed!