Just as Luo Lei was about to reach the sky above the island country, his cell phone rang suddenly. He took it out and saw that it was the director of the department, Sun Chunpin.

"Brother Chun, what's going on!" Luo Lei said with a smile, "I was just about to tell you that I grabbed the crystal skull of the people from country M and will give it to you for fun in two days!"

"Don't wait for two days, you come here now!" Sun Chunpin said solemnly: "People from several sects came to my place to impeach you!"

"What, why are they impeaching me?" Luo Lei got angry when he heard this: "I have fought against lichs, monks, and vampires for the stability of China. For what reason do they accuse me?"

Sun Chunpin snorted: "They said that you used the development of tourism projects as an excuse to force the Quanzhen sect to move out of Zhongnan Mountain, which they have been operating for hundreds of years!"

"Come on! There is a sect that has been operating for hundreds of years!" Luo Lei said angrily: "During the Anti-Japanese War, in order to avoid the war, didn't they hide in the Gobi in the southwest for a long time? Now they are saying this with a shy face

After running the business for hundreds of years, I’m going to drive them away, who asked them to provoke me!”

"Haha, I don't mean to blame you!" Sun Chunpin said with a smile: "But on the surface, I still have to have a bowl of water to keep things even! This time, the Quanzhen Sect has united with Shushan, Longhu, and Beimang.

, Danxia and other sects, there are seven or eight in total, come back quickly!"

Luo Lei said angrily: "I know, I was planning to find trouble with the monks in the divine toilet, but all my plans were disrupted! He nnd, since they ruined my plan, then the punishment of the islanders must be done by

If they come here, whoever dares not to contribute, I will kill him first!"

After hanging up the phone, Sun Chunpin said to himself: "This kid is so similar to me when I was young. Back then, I was always making trouble, and the old director took the blame for me. Now it's my turn to take the blame for him!"

Outside, it was a mess, with a bunch of old men sitting together, spitting and listing Luo Lei's faults.

Not far away, girls were listening with their ears pricked up.

"They actually came here to cause trouble for Brother Lei. They are a bunch of annoying old men. They speak so viciously. It's really annoying!" Lin Kexin said angrily.

"It's just that Brother Lei is busy all day long for the cultivation world and the country of China. It's too much for these sanctimonious guys to impeach him!" Li Qihan also looked angry.

Dieyu said coldly: "Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if we haven't encountered these things. Now that we have encountered them, we can't ignore them!"

"That's right!" Tian Xi agreed: "These people are just deliberately looking for trouble, and we can't let them succeed! Sisters, can you let them suffer a little?"

"Agree!" the girls said in unison.

"Okay!" Tian Xi, as the eldest sister, began to assign tasks: "Let's split up and you guys go poison the tea they drink! It doesn't need to be too poisonous, it can make them lose their strength from diarrhea. The medicine is here

Take as much as you can from the long medicine cabinet! You guys go to the nearest islands to plant time bombs and wait for those people to explode when they have diarrhea! And you guys, set up cameras in advance and be responsible for recording videos.

At that time, each sect will send a copy to let everyone know what kind of ugly faces they are!"

How could a bunch of old guys know that they were going to be in big trouble.

The leaders were Master Chunyang, Master Huban and a high-status elder from Shushan sect. They were spitting on Xingzi while listing Luo Lei's crimes. There was also a guy taking notes on the side. Then they would accuse Luo Lei one by one.

Lei criticized it in front of the director Sun Chunpin.

While they were talking in the mood, they soon accused Luo Lei of more than a dozen charges, most of which were groundless.

At this time, several beauties in fairy costumes came over carrying tea. The eyes of the old men standing outside the crowd were astonished. There were such beautiful girls in the inspection department!

"Seniors, this is the tea specially prepared for you by our Secretary General. Please moisten your throats!" The leader is Li Qihan, with a moving voice like an oriole and a beautiful appearance, no one will doubt this tea.

It's poisonous.

"Thank you Fairy, thank you Mr. Secretary for your love!" Master Chunyang hurriedly bowed and said. Although he was already over a hundred years old, his heart beat faster than expected when he saw several beauties led by Li Qihan.

!

"Senior, you're welcome, this tea is no ordinary tea!" Li Qihan smiled sweetly and said: "This is made from Longjing before the rain plus a few herbs that can improve cultivation. The process is very complicated. Usually even the director

Even adults are reluctant to drink more!"

Several old guys suddenly felt their faces light up and expressed their gratitude one after another.

More than a dozen cups of tea were quickly sold out. Master Chunyang couldn't wait to take a sip. In addition to the unique fragrance of Longjing, there was indeed a faint medicinal smell. It's really hard for Mr. Secretary to actually use the medicine to improve cultivation.

Add it to your usual tea, it’s so creative!

Among them, there are many people who drink like cows. They drink up all the tea in one gulp, and even refuse to let go of the tea leaves.

No matter what kind of medicine is used to improve cultivation, it is clearly a powerful laxative. Even Sun Chunpin himself may not be able to withstand it.

From the corner of his eye, Sun Chunpin saw several women serving tea to the old men, and said to himself in surprise: "Those people came to trouble Xiao Lei, why are they so polite! Could it be that I taught them well during this time,

Haha, that must be the case!"

Sun Chunpin is still complacent!

The guys who pretended to be polite drank the tea in a hurry, returned the cups respectfully, and thanked Li Qihan and the others again.

The women flew away with the trays in hand, and their actions were highly entertaining.

Master Chunyang stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Mr. Secretary really knows how to live a good life. He has decorated this place like heaven, and with a group of fairies as beautiful as flowers, I will definitely be in a good mood every day living here!"

"Isn't that right!" Master Hu Ban wanted to say something more, but suddenly he felt a little pain in his stomach, and his breath began to rise. His expression changed slightly, and he said: "Fellow Taoists, I'm going to go for a while first, sorry!

"

"Brother Tabby, let's go together!" Changchunzi also felt a stomachache, and someone happened to say that he needed to go to the toilet, so let's go together.

"You two, I'm going too!"

"I want to go too, let's go together!"

Master Chunyang looked back at Changchunzi and thought to himself, you are really lazy and pee a lot. We are discussing something, but you are going to poop. You are really promising!

As soon as he had this idea, his stomach growled, and then he felt the urge to go to the toilet, as if there was a rope stirring inside.

But just now I was despising Changchunzi in my heart. In a blink of an eye, I followed suit. Isn’t it that I am not even as good as Changchunzi? I can’t bear it!

That is a powerful laxative, dozens of times more powerful than croton. Even if you are a cultivator, you are still a mortal body. How can you withstand it?

As time passed, Master Chunyang began to sweat on his forehead.

The elder of Shushan who had been talking endlessly stopped involuntarily and covered his stomach with both hands. The elder of the Shushan sect was not much better, with his eyebrows furrowed into knots.

Elder Shushan couldn't bear it anymore and stood up and said, "I'm sorry, you two. I'll go out first for convenience!"

When Master Chunyang saw it, he was like this. I can’t bear it anymore. The key is that I really can’t bear it anymore!

A group of people rushed out of the island because someone told them before they came in that there was no guest bathroom here and they had to go outside when they needed to solve a problem.

The nearest one was a bare rocky island, and they all chose this side in a hurry.

Suddenly there was a loud fart sound and the stench rose to the sky.

The old guys who have lived for so long are all very face-saving. If they couldn't bear it anymore, they would never solve it on the spot in front of outsiders.

A few quick-thinking people realized that something was wrong. There was no reason why everyone couldn't hold it together. There was something wrong with the tea just now, that must be it!

"Guys, how do you feel?" Master Chunyang asked.

"My stomach hurts so much!" Taobao Dao replied: "I don't want to get up when I squat down. Brother Chunyang, are we being fooled by those beautiful fairies?"

"How long has it been, and we're still calling them fairies? How could fairies drug us?" Elder Shushan said angrily. He lowered his head and glanced at the yellow and white thing he pulled out, and suddenly saw that the rocks under his feet seemed to have been touched.

traces of.

Yes, it was gouged with a chisel, and the gouge mark was very new, as if it had just been touched.

Could it be that he was fooled again? As soon as he opened his mouth and before he could say anything, something exploded below!

The rocks mixed with the things these people had just pulled out were scattered in all directions, and many people were covered in white splatters. The elder Shushan was the worst. He just opened his mouth when the explosion happened!

The result...

What's more serious is that none of these people have activated their Qi shields. Although the power of the explosion is not fatal, it still caused them a lot of suffering.

Just kidding, who would turn on the Qi shield while pooping? It’s not like they have to poop in their crotch!

The high-mounted camera recorded all these situations, and a group of unkempt guys jumped into the sea to clean their filth.

"Brother Tabby, how are you?" Master Chunyang asked.

Master Hu Ban's face turned green with anger. He gritted his teeth and washed his body while saying, "We have been tricked! It must be those girls who did it. I will have to deal with them soon!"

Elder Shushan gargled for a long time. When he opened his mouth to speak, he could still clearly smell the stench. He almost spit it out without feeling sick.

"This matter must have something to do with Sun Chunpin. Without his order, would those girls dare to do this?" Master Chunyang had never suffered such a loss before, and said: "We will question Sun Chunpin later, even if he protects him

Dude, you can’t treat us like this!”
Chapter completed!