The Democratic Party has more taxes, and the Communist Party has more associations. Similar conferences have cumbersome procedures, and there is not much that everyone can really listen to. After the host announced the start, he introduced several leaders of the school. The official position is the largest

Naturally, it should be Yao Ming, the dean of the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but Xiao Yu noticed that Yao Ming did not sit at the main seat but chose to sit at the side. The main seat was a middle-aged woman in her forties, dressed in...

Clean and tidy, with a fake smile on his face, the host introduced him as one of the school board members.

The leaders were talking above, while the students were taking a nap below. Yuan Hou seemed to be in high spirits, with a spring breeze on his face.

Xiao Yu's face was solemn and silent. Zhang Xiaoshan sat there and took a nap. The only one who was still energetic among the three was Bai Zhanji. This kid looked at this and that, but he didn't listen to the speech of the leader above.

"Wow! What a beauty." Bai Zhanji looked like a nymphomaniac and looked at a girl not far away. "**,**!"

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and was about to turn on the camera when he suddenly realized that it was Xiao Yu's flat-screen phone with a white screen worth 4,000 yen. It didn't even have a camera function, let alone two G ethics movies. It was even more difficult to think about.

Don't even think about falling into Xiao Yu's trick of luring the enemy.

"Brother, brother, please return your phone to me quickly. Damn it, you're wasting an opportunity to take pictures of beautiful women." Bai Zhanji grabbed Xiao Yu and said.

Xiao Yu snorted disdainfully, threw the phone to Bai Zhanji, and said: "Don't you have a crush on Cheng Fengfeng? You also photographed other beauties. Seeing how anxious you are, it seems like you haven't seen a woman in hundreds of years.

of.

The two exchanged their mobile phones, and Bai Zhanji smiled and said: "Didn't I tell you that Feng Chengcheng has a husband, and her husband is from the student union of our department and is a friend of mine. This kind of seduction

Regarding sister-in-law, do you think I am that kind of person?"

"It's not like that." Zhang Xiaoshan said angrily.

"Look, look. Our Xiaoshan brothers are still real. The one who knows me is Xiaoshan. Xiao Yu, you actually asked me to seduce my sister-in-law. Get the hell out of here and don't say that I know you. I am such a pure and good boy.

, I'm ashamed to associate with a beast like you. Right, brother Xiaoshan." Bai Zhanji got his cell phone and was no longer intimidated by Xiao Yu.

Zhang Xiaoshan said: "You don't look like the kind of person who seduces a sister-in-law, because you are. The word "like" cannot be used lightly. It's like saying, "Bai Zhanji looks like a human being, but in essence, you are not a human being."

.So it should be said that you, Bai Zhanji, are not like a human being."

"It seems to make some sense." Bai Zhanji pondered for a moment, then reacted quickly and slapped Zhang Xiaoshan on the head, scolding: "Fuck, you Zhang Xiaoshan don't look like a human being, why are you talking to your brother?"

What?! You almost got in, grandma’s."

Zhang Xiaoshan said: "Then I was wrong. I shouldn't say that you don't look like a human being. Let me repeat it. Bai Zhanji, you almost look like a human being."

"That's pretty much it... Damn it, you're still saying I'm not a human being?!" Bai Zhanji was almost confused by Xiao Yu and Zhang Xiaoshan.

These two living treasures would pinch each other when they met, and the grievances they had suffered in the previous life were nothing more than that. Xiao Yu watched the two people quarreling with a smile, but was not worried at all about the bet.

"Actually, what you said is not unreasonable." Bai Zhanji suddenly stopped fighting with Zhang Xiaoshan and said to Xiao Yu: "Xiao Yu, tell me, should I break up the relationship with that brother?

Brotherhood, and then seducing—no, and then pursuing Cheng Fengfeng, wouldn’t it mean that you are not seducing your sister-in-law?"

Xiao Yu thought for a while and said sternly: "You play the flute when others are bragging, and you pull out wax when others are dripping. Your idea is too advanced and ordinary people can't give you any advice. If you ask me, I'll catch Cheng Fengfeng first, and then I'll do it to you

The brother said, if you keep dating Cheng Fengfeng, you will be seducing your sister-in-law. Don’t blame me for ignoring brotherhood! - If he keeps dating, he will be seducing his sister-in-law. If he cuts off the relationship with you, he will be focusing on sex over friends. In short, you

We are standing on the side of justice. For the sake of your reputation as a good young man, we have to explain the matter clearly and we can’t let others catch us.”

"Gao! Xiao Yu, you are so fucking amazing. Okay, I will listen to you and launch a strong offensive to pursue Cheng Fengfeng! Who is that, Xiaoshan, my brother's hands are itchy again, what should I do? Come here, come here,

Let me slap you."

"You can fight if you want?! Your brain is rusty. I want to be stupid with you? Go get some engine oil." Zhang Xiaoshan stepped aside.

"Five yuan, five yuan!" Bai Zhanji held out five fingers.

"...Give me the money first."

"..."

"Cough cough cough!" Yuan Hou cleared his throat and coughed twice. He looked at the podium, then at Xiao Yu and the other three.

"What's wrong, monkey? No, Teacher Yuan? Did you catch lice and choke? Seeing that you are young and always coughing, there may be something wrong with your trachea. Check it out quickly. Don't wait until then.

It’s really serious, and it’s already in the advanced stage, which means we’re in trouble. We should nip the matter in the bud.” Xiao Yu said yin and yang.

Yuan Hou coughed twice to remind Xiao Yu, Bai Zhanji, and Zhang Xiaoshan that on the stage, this year's scholarships, as well as last year's scholarships, work-study opportunities and quotas, etc., had been officially distributed.

Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but sit up straight. Xiao Yu had said that among these names, there would be a quota for himself. Although they had not known each other for a long time, the confidence that Xiao Yu had when he said this made Zhang Xiaoshan feel...

Extremely down-to-earth. As a freshman, who dares to make a bet with a teacher about sucking milk without any backstage background? Who dares to be so awesome? Even Bai Zhanji, who speaks every word in cursive, can't do it.

"There will be me. There will be me." Zhang Xiaoshan said to himself.

"I don't really care if I have you or not, but I know that there will always be someone to feed me, quack quack." Bai Zhanji said carelessly.

Yuan Hou has a copy of the document in his hand. This is the meeting minutes of today's conference. Of course, it also includes the announced quota arrangement for scholarships and bursaries. There is definitely no Zhang Xiaoshan's name in it. "There will always be people who suck milk."

Yes, and it will definitely be Xiao Yu."

Yuan Hou pretended to say it as if nothing had happened. He didn't even notice that his fingers holding the document were already exerting slight force, and even the thin documents were slightly deformed.

On the stage, Dean Yao Ming was reading the manuscript carefully: "Eighth scholarship, Hu Tutu, Class 109."

"There are still eight people without me - without me, there won't be me. There are only ten places in total. I know, I asked." Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly became excited, holding Xiao Yu's hand and said.

Xiao Yu still maintained a faint smile. "It will definitely happen. I said it will happen, and it will definitely happen."

"Are you so confident? Haha! I tell you, no, there will never be! Do you think that just because you and Li Lingyue hook up, you can develop the relationship to the dean and the dean? Stop dreaming!

Before the meeting, I already had a form. The ninth place is Du Ziteng, and the tenth place is Jiang Ziya. No Zhang Xiaoshan! No!" Yuan Hou exaggeratedly waved the form in his hand, attracting the students and teachers around him.

A side glance.

Yuan Hou realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, and quickly explained to Zhang Xiaoshan: "Classmate Zhang Xiaoshan, it's not that the teacher doesn't help you, but this scholarship is the result of research and predetermination. You don't need to, Xiaoshan either.

Don't be discouraged. I can personally support you in the next time. Of course, I will also report your situation to the school. I hope your name will be included when the scholarship is issued in the next academic year. But this time, I really don't want it.

What hope is there? Xiao Yu, he can’t change anything."

"Brother Yu, is what Teacher Yuan said true? Tell me Brother Yu!" Zhang Xiaoshan grabbed Xiao Yu's hand and asked repeatedly. When Yuan Hou rejected him, Zhang Xiaoshan subconsciously chose to stand.

On Xiao Yu's side, there is no reason to choose to believe Xiao Yu unconditionally. After all, there is no interest relationship between the two. Xiao Yu just wants to help himself. "Even if it is true, it doesn't matter to me. The key is to be implicated.

Brother Yu, it’s all my fault for making this bet with Teacher Yuan. I was wrong, and I apologize. Teacher Yuan, on behalf of Brother Yu, I say sorry to you. Let’s just forget about the bet. What’s this scholarship?

Yes, I don’t want it either.”

"Forget it? Impossible." Yuan Hou said with a smile: "Unless Xiao Yu refuses this bet, he is not a man at all."

"I won't let you down. Man, spit and make a hole." Xiao Yu said word by word.

On the stage, Yao Ming read: "Ninth place, Du Ziteng."

Sure enough, it was exactly the same as what Yuan Hou said.

Bai Zhanji glanced at Yuan Hou and said softly to Xiao Yu: "Hey, Brother Yu, you have been fooled by this monkey. He has known the inside information for a long time and is deliberately trying to trick you. I know, it must be

For the sake of our sister-in-law, where is Sister Yue? No, where is Sister Yue?"

"Sister Yue? You still work part-time. What are you talking about?" Xiao Yu curled her lips and said: "Monkey is not pursuing Sister Yue, so he is naturally unwilling to see Sister Yue and I together. Look at his proud look, the whole

A successful villain. It doesn't matter, don't worry, his form is not completely irreversible. The matter of getting the scholarship has nothing to do with Sister Yue. I have other channels, trust me."

"What channel?" Bai Zhanji asked.

Xiao Yu thought for a while and said: "I contacted the dean directly. He agreed verbally, but..."

On the stage, Yao Ming read: "The last person receiving this year's scholarship is Jiang Ziya!"

"Is this what you will get if you go to the dean directly?!" When Bai Zhanji heard the news from Yao Ming about who the last one was, Jiang Ziya, he admired Xiao Yu's awesome skills even more.
Chapter completed!