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There are seven styles of Juemei Acupuncture. Xiao Yu has learned it for several years. Since his father has not mastered the skills of this acupuncture, he still has to figure out most of the things on his own, which has led to extremely slow progress. So far, he has only achieved

I have mastered two of them.

The first form prolongs life, the second form breaks it off.

What Xiao Yu is currently using is the second form of the Jueling Meridian Needle, Suspension.

Regardless of whether there is a fault in the muscles or Qi meridians, as long as the Qi in Xiao Yu's body is sufficient, this injection can almost all be rescued.

General injuries to muscles and bones, as well as diseases such as cerebral thrombosis and poor circulation of Qi and blood, can be treated with this acupuncture. The only difference is the selection of acupoints.

After nine shallow and one deep strokes, a total of ten times of lifting, inserting and twisting, Xiao Yu used alcohol cotton to gently press on the little girl's philtrum point and quickly removed the needle.

"Is this... over?" Li Lingyue was deeply doubtful. Just now, several doctors could not see the problem, and some even suggested a craniotomy for exploration. Now looking at Xiao Yu's actions, this is too simple... too childish.

Already?

Before Li Lingyue's suspicious expression dissipated, she suddenly heard the little girl snort, and then her big watery eyes opened, her long eyelashes flickered, and she said: "Brother, it hurts a bit.

...Have the bad guys escaped?"

"Already beaten away!" Xiao Yu said quickly. The little girl had just woken up, and the first thing she cared about was whether the bad guy had escaped. How could people not be moved and grateful? "Where do you feel pain? Tell me, big brother."

Both my sister-in-law and I are doctors."

"What sister-in-law? You don't even know how to rank, your head must be crazy." Li Lingyue said. "She is obviously the eldest sister."

The little girl covered her mouth and giggled, and said: "When the eldest sister marries the eldest brother, she becomes the sister-in-law. Just now you hugged each other so affectionately. Isn't that what only brothers and sisters-in-law can do?"

Only then did Li Lingyue realize that she was already out, and Xiao Yu was taking advantage of her. He didn't expect that his IQ was even lower than that of a little girl, and he even asked the little girl to remind him. He couldn't help but glare fiercely.

He glanced at Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu chuckled, and the little girl exposed her little thought. "It's too far off topic. We won't discuss this. This is a matter for the future - let's talk about it now. Where does it hurt? Is it here? Is it here?

?”

Xiao Yu said while pointing to two places on the little girl's head.

"No, it's the big brother here." The little girl pointed to the bottom of her little nose and said, "It seems like it was pricked twice."

"..."

It was Xiao Yu’s acupuncture that caused the pain.

"This doesn't count." Xiao Yu coughed twice and scratched his head. This habit was learned from his father and has not changed for many years. "Where are other places?"

The little girl raised her head, thought for a moment, and said, "No more."

"Do you remember how you were injured just now?" Xiao Yu asked again. If you remember, it's not a serious problem. If you don't remember, you have to consider the possibility of a concussion. For the last ten-year-old girl,

Concussion is already a serious illness.

"My elder brother carried me into the car, but I fell off and fell... Oh, yes, it still hurts somewhere!" The little girl exclaimed exaggeratedly, covering her butt and saying, "My butt hurts.

"

"Let me have a look, let me have a look..." Xiao Yu said quickly. With that expression, he wanted to rush up and take off his pants just like he did to Li Lingyue.

"Hmm?! What are you looking at? Go ahead, I'll take a look." Li Lingyue said with a straight face. - He would not miss any opportunity to take advantage of others, no matter he was an adult or a minor, Xiao Yu was really a beast.

"..."

Am I such a beast? I am a doctor, okay? Although I haven't gotten the license yet, Xiao Yu thought a little depressed.

After Li Lingyue's examination, he asked the little girl to get up and move around twice. She was in good condition. In medical terms, it was called: "There is nothing abnormal." - There was nothing wrong with her.

At this time, the two or three doctors who were still in the consultation room couldn't wait any longer. This Xiao Yu was so amazing, wasn't she? Just two pricks with a silver needle, and a little girl who almost faced a craniotomy appeared alive and kicking.

In front of everyone - there is something wrong with him.

So a doctor called to Li Lingyue: "Doctor Li, Dr. Li, come here!"

If you don't ask this little girl's condition clearly, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep today.

Li Lingyue nodded, and then told Xiao Yu: "I'll go over there, and you...don't use your brain."

As a ten-year-old girl, what can I do with my crooked brains? It’s not me, it’s you, Li Lingyue. Your thoughts are so filthy.

No, no, no.

"Little sister, what's your name?" Xiao Yu asked. "The elder brother's name is Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu's Xiao, Xiao Yu's Yu."

"Guess." The little girl smiled sweetly, with two deep dimples on her face. "Look, I'm injecting fluids right now. It's so boring. Please talk to me, big brother."

For the sake of protecting the little girl's brain, it is necessary to inject a bottle of "mannitol" liquid in any case to reduce the extra increased pressure in the patient's head - medically known as reducing intracranial pressure.

"How do you guess this? Give me some hints." Xiao Yu found that this little girl was also a born optimist. Even during the infusion, she still smiled and was cute.

"Let me give Big Brother a brain teaser." The little girl rolled her eyes and said.

Xiao Yu patted her chest and said: "Of course there is no problem. Big brother, I am charming and talented, so a brain teaser is nothing. Pay attention, I am four years old on the hour, not three years old."

"Is it okay for a five-year-old? I can only be a five-year-old." The little girl discussed pitifully.

"..."

It's okay, although this is a bit difficult.

"explain."

"Then I said it!" the little girl said: "Xiao Ming's mother bought ten chicks in the morning, jijijijijijijiji! In the afternoon, she bought ten more chicks! jijijijijijijiji! What are you feeding?

?”

"Why?" Xiao Yu frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Because I bought less in the morning."

"No, no."

"——Because he was eaten by the big bad wolf."

"Oh, no, no, no, brother, you are so stupid."

"Feed the millet." Li Lingyue pushed the door open and said. "Why should I feed the chickens? Of course, feed them millet!"

"Yes, yes! Big sister is so beautiful. That's the right answer!" The little girl thought about clapping her hands in praise, but found that one of her hands was filled with fluid and she couldn't clap, so she stuck out her tongue naughtily.

Is there any inevitable connection between being beautiful and being able to answer brain teasers correctly? Xiao Yu couldn't understand this little girl's train of thought and was so depressed.

What to feed? Not why, who knows.

"I like raising chickens, because my name is Xiaomi!" The little girl smiled sweetly and solved the mystery.

"Xiaomi is really pretty. She is a little beauty now, and she will definitely be a big beauty when she grows up. Sister and big brother, please say a few words, and Xiaomi will play by herself for a while." Li Lingyue praised her first, and then said.

Pulling Xiao Yu's sleeves to the corner, Xiao Yu said, "Why is this so secret? You're like a sister-in-law?"

"Go to hell," Li Lingyue spat. "They asked me to ask you, what is wrong with this little girl?"

I was called over by two doctors just now because they still couldn't figure out what kind of disease this little girl had and what method Xiao Yu used to achieve such a simple effect.

"I'm not sick." Xiao Yu said, "I'm scared."

"Scared...scared?"

"That's right. Children's brains are not fully developed and they are easily frightened and become unconscious. If their Qi is not flowing smoothly, just stabbing them in the middle of the body will suffice. You don't even have to use the Juanmai acupuncture method. You can just pinch it with your fingernails.

Okay." Xiao Yu said innocently.

It's not that I'm too smart, it's that you are too stupid.

Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

While talking, Xiaomi's bottle of mannitol was finished. Li Lingyue gave Xiaomi an injection, pressed it for a while, and asked: "Sister Xiaomi, where is your mother?"

Li Lingyue has already paid for the diagnosis and treatment in advance. This is not to ask Xiaomi's family to compensate her, but to ask so that the adults in their family can pick it up. After all, it is too dangerous for a ten-year-old girl to go out on the street alone.

Even if he wasn't hit by a car, it would be bad to meet a weird guy like Xiao Yu who was leading him to look at goldfish.

Xiaomi's expression darkened significantly, she pouted and said with tears in her eyes: "Xiaomi has no mother, Xiaomi's mother is dead."

Um? Li Lingyue felt sad for a while, and exchanged a look with Xiao Yu, regretting that she should have asked her such an embarrassing question.

"If Xiaomi doesn't cry, it's my sister's fault. I'll beat her when I get home." Xiao Yu quickly comforted her.

"You dare?" Li Lingyue said with her mouth. She didn't make a sound, so Xiao Yu pretended not to see it.

"Well, if Xiaomi doesn't cry, dad says Xiaomi is the strongest."

"What about Xiaomi's father?" Li Lingyue asked again.

Xiaomi pointed to the ground, sobbed twice and said, "It's down there."

Mamma Mia. Li Lingyue covered her face with one hand and thought, "Let me die." She couldn't ask her such an embarrassing question, but she asked two in a row.

"I'm sorry." Li Lingyue apologized: "I didn't know that Xiaomi's father was no longer here either."

Such a beautiful and lovely little girl is actually an orphan. God is really short-sighted.

"Xiaomi's father is here." Xiaomi said in surprise. "Sister, you said it wrong again."

"..."

"Where is dad?" Li Lingyue asked.

"Under the ground."

——God, please let me die. This little girl’s thinking is beyond the reach of most of us.

"The United States, right?" Xiao Yu had an idea and asked.

"Yes, yes! Big brother is the smartest." Xiaomi praised.

Let’s see, am I the quickest to respond? Xiao Yu looked at Li Lingyue proudly, and suddenly, the two of them thought of a question at the same time.
Chapter completed!