Not to mention, the villain’s three laughs are so shocking. In the future, when I have money, I will also pay for a movie, and I will experience the addiction of being a director - the same is true when letting positive characters appear.

With three bursts of laughter, the effect and shock will surely amaze the whole audience.

There was a moment of silence in the crowd, looking at the bank card Xiao Yu held up.

"Everyone, I'm not going to say how much money is in my card. Just think of it as nothing. Look at this card." Xiao Yu raised the bank card in his hand and said with a very calm expression.

"CCB key customer card!" said a sharp-eyed person.

"VIP exclusive card!" said another.

"What happened to the key customer card, and what happened to the VIP card? Aren't key customers allowed to have zero money in the card?" Someone asked in confusion.

"Hey, you're so fucking stupid. The maximum number of cards in our city is 5,000. Even if there are zero coins in it, you can still get an overdraft, okay?"

"My card can also be overdrawn, but I've already maxed out my overdraft this month. Hey! I'll eat instant noodles next month, let's pay back the money first."

"I've seen this kind of card." A middle-aged man in the crowd said: "His overdraft authority is one million."

"How many?"

"one million."

"Say it again?"

"One million, one million! Are you fucking deaf or hard of hearing? Damn it."

Xiao Yu raised his hands and slowly lowered them, indicating that he had something to say. The voices in the crowd gradually became quieter, and finally came to nothing.

Xiao Yu smiled and said: "The people are very discerning. This gentleman said that the balance is insufficient. Well, even if there is only one yuan left, it means that I have not overdrawn this card, right? Since there is no overdraft, you

Why do you say there is insufficient balance here? One million cannot buy you more than 10,000 yuan of clothes?!"

"Are the clothes I wear very vulgar? No brand? Sorry, my mother will cut off the brands of all the clothes our family wears. Is the brand important? I just want to be comfortable."

Xiao Yu's third mother didn't know when she started to fall in love with fashion design. She didn't learn fashion design, but she developed a habit, that is, no matter what brand of clothes, she must cut them off first after buying them.

mark.

"The clothes you are wearing now are from their brand." Li Lingyue said calmly. "I thought you had a preference for this brand, so I brought you to this store. If not, I would not have brought you here.

"

I, Li Lingyue, still have this kind of eyesight.

Is it rustic? It’s just that Xiao Yu’s clothes are rather slovenly and he doesn’t pay much attention to this aspect.

For a person who often fights with gangsters, how comfortable can his clothes be?

"Impossible! Who are you lying to? The quality of these clothes looks worse than those sold at street stalls. How could it be from such an internationally renowned brand? You are so awesome, you are so bragging." **Mei laughed loudly and ran to Xiao

Next to Yu, she was holding the top that Xiao Yu was wearing and playing with it. Suddenly, she seemed to have discovered some new world and shouted with surprise: "Look, look, there is a number here."

"Let me take a closer look." **Mei put Xiao Yu's top under her nose and took a good look at it. Xiao Yu also followed **Mei's V-neck and took a look inside - neither of them suffered any loss.

The huge breasts were shaking up and down, which was extremely attractive. Xiao Yu couldn't control it for a moment and accidentally touched it.

**Mei didn't seem to notice it, she still stared at Xiao Yu's clothes and said: "9527 - this number is really auspicious."

There was a burst of laughter from the onlookers. Starting from Mr. Xing’s number 9527, this number seems to have been given a very special meaning.

A layman watches the fun, an expert watches the door.

This sentence is absolutely true. Perhaps ordinary people don't know the meaning of this number, but most of the sales staff present still know it.

The sales lady who was in charge of Xiao Yu and the two from the beginning came over, touched the texture of the clothing material, and even put it to her lips and bit it lightly.

"How is it?" The manager on duty was so angry that he didn't dare to say anything. He pretended to be 13 and hit the iron plate today. He didn't expect that this young man with an unattractive appearance would have such a profound background. I hope this young man is not wearing the clothes of the company.

Brand, if so, it will be embarrassing for you and Dafa.

Perhaps, it's more than just embarrassing.

If this young man often wears our company's clothes, he is probably one of our company's big customers.

The superiors have clearly stated that if an ordinary user complains five times, or a major customer complains once, they will be in danger of losing their job.

"It's our company's brand, but I've never seen this style before." The sales lady frowned and said.

"Ding 9527?" A salesperson saw the Chinese character "ding" in front of this number.

According to the basic principle, even customized products are in foreign languages ​​rather than Chinese. The total number of Chinese customized products released by the head office shall not exceed 10,000.

This one is obviously one of those ten thousand.

"This, this..." The manager on duty stammered for a while, this is really troublesome!

"Manager... there is something I forgot to report. Our credit card machine seems to be broken." An employee suddenly thought of something and said, "It's my fault for not discovering it in time."

The manager no longer knows what to do. If I take the blame for him at this time, he will eventually turn around in the future. Obviously, the benefits are huge.

"Ah, I understand. Mr. Xiao, you see, the misunderstanding is all a misunderstanding. There is something wrong with our credit card machine." The manager on duty borrowed the donkey from the slope and apologized again and again: "I said Mr. Xiao is such a distinguished person.

, how is it possible to fool us with an empty card! Of course it’s impossible, it turns out it’s all our fault, Mr. Xiao, don’t be offended, don’t be offended.”

"Is this really true?" Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows.

"It's true, it must be, it must be." The manager on duty wiped his sweat one after another, hoping that this little ancestor could listen to his explanation.

After thinking about it, the duty manager said: "In order to express our apology, Mr. Xiao does not need to pay this money. We will pay it as mental compensation. Please don't mind. Do you think this is sincerity?"

"

We'll pay the fee. You can take your clothes and leave as soon as possible, sir! Where can you find underwear like this that doesn't match your clothes? There is no such store beyond this village.

Of course, the company will not care about this expense. The manager on duty has made up his mind that even if he pays this money out of his own pocket, he cannot lose his job because of it.

As long as you don't receive praise - no, as long as you don't receive complaints, everything is easy to discuss.

Xiao Yu snorted and said, "Of course it doesn't count."

Li Lingyue winked, tugged on the corner of Xiao Yu's clothes and said, "Forget it, it's not worth being angry with such a snob. Forget it, forget it."

When Xiao Yu saw the beautiful sister begging for help softly, she knew that it was because Li Lingyue didn't like to cause trouble, so she wiped her face with a speed that was faster than changing her face in a Sichuan opera, and said: "How can this be called sincerity? It's clearly

There is sincerity. I accept this sincerity."

As soon as he turned his face, he saw the girl with her head lowered, sneaking away from here quietly with Yuan Hou.

Don't pretend to be 13, or you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be 13.

Even if you don't get struck by lightning, the feeling of exiting in such a disgraceful way doesn't look good, right?

"Hey! That female thief! Your clothes are wet." Xiao Yu raised her voice and reminded her in a kind way.

I touched her just now, but I didn't suddenly become interested, so I tapped twice on the effusion point on the side of the girl's armpit.

**Mei stopped in her tracks, turned around and cursed: "Who do you think is a thief? How can a woman like me be a thief? Do I need to be a thief? Although I

I don’t work, but of course a man takes care of me. It’s really blinding your eyes.”

"How big is it to hold one million? I'll scare you to death. In your eyes, one million is just ten dollars here. Why don't you go out and find out who I, Yang Zilu, am!"

The ** girl shouted like a barrage of domineering shouts, gathering the crowd that was about to disperse.

"Papa papa!" There was a sound of flashing lights, and someone in the crowd of onlookers quickly took out his mobile phone and took photos around Yang Zilu.

"Hey Yang Zilu! He's a celebrity on Weibo. Take a photo quickly, I wonder why he looks so familiar."

"Is that the woman who used GDB?"

"Who else could it be if she wasn't her?"

"What is GDB?" someone asked, not knowing why.

"Godfather Coin." A young man explained. "One exposure is equal to 100,000 yuan. It has completely surpassed Pan Coin and become the largest currency in the new era. You don't know this? You are out."

"..."

Xiao Yu is also OUT. He doesn’t know what godfather coins are. Is it stronger than the RMB?

Unexpectedly, such a famous woman also has a hobby of being a thief.

Is she short of money? Judging from the tone of her voice and the reaction of the onlookers, it shouldn't be the case.

That means he is sick. As a doctor, Xiao Yu quickly made a conclusion.

Treating theft as a hobby and feeling itchy if you don't do it for a day is also a form of mental illness.

**The girl gave a victory gesture, and then performed several difficult selfie actions, allowing the onlookers to comment on how she took photos and how she acted.

To be honest, this woman does have the ability to be arrogant.

She was wearing a baggy short-sleeved semi-transparent shirt, and her breasts were trembling as her posture changed.

No wonder some people use the jade rabbit to describe a woman's murder weapon. It's tender and white on the one hand, and it really feels like a little rabbit running up and down when it moves.

The inside of the semi-transparent shirt is obviously in a vacuum state, and there are flesh-colored rubber nipple patches attached.

"Snapped!"
Chapter completed!