Li Lingyue parked the car, opened the door and got out.

Xiao Yu also followed closely and walked down. When he looked up, he saw this grandeur in front of him!

There are two large hydrogen balloons floating in the sky, long and short streamers of seven colors. One of them says, "Quanquancha Company congratulates the fifth anniversary of the store!" The other one reads, "Chachaquan Company congratulates the fifth anniversary of the store!"

There were as many tempered glass windows as there could be in Yishui's head, and there were colorful things inside that Xiao Yu didn't recognize.

Xiao Yu tugged on Li Lingyue's sleeve and asked, "Sister Yue, is this where you apply for the card?"

Li Lingyue has a black line on his forehead. You look like a human and a dog. Why are you always so guilty?

"No." Li Lingyue said.

The name of the store is clearly written on it, it’s called Carrefour Yuhua Store. How can you connect such a famous large supermarket with a bank?

"I'm going to buy some things for myself. If you don't know the way, don't run around." Li Lingyue said, "Stay here quietly."

"It's so boring to stay by yourself." Xiao Yu said with a smile: "I'll go shopping with you. Whatever you need, I'll buy it for you."

We are also rich people now. Although we haven't got the five hundred thousand yet, we robbed a few thieves yesterday and after counting, we must have three or four thousand yuan.

"No need!" Li Lingyue said coldly: "Stay alone!"

Buy some personal items, of course you, a pervert, can’t follow me.

Xiao Yu waited outside for a while and saw Li Lingyue walking over carrying a small black plastic bag.

Seeing Xiao Yu standing like a javelin, Li Lingyue couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Let me see!" Xiao Yu took advantage of Li Lingyue's inattention and snatched the small bag from Li Lingyue's hand, and read loudly: "Seventh dimension!"

"I've used this thing before," Xiao Yu said.

"..."

"What are you looking at? I've never seen a combination of handsome boys and beautiful girls!" Xiao Yu stopped when he saw passers-by and looked at him intently, feeling very satisfied with his handsomeness.

Li Lingyue wished she could find a crack in the ground and burrow into it, swearing that she would never go shopping with this silly boy next time.

"Get in the car." Li Lingyue said. She grabbed the small bag that Xiao Yu was about to play with, feeling as depressed as she could.

"I'm really handsome, right?" Xiao Yu made a horoscope with her thumb and index finger, placed them under her chin, making a very stylish pose, and said with a smile: "Look at them, they are all shocked by me.

"

"Okay, okay, you're handsome, aren't you? You're so handsome that it alarms the whole party. Get in the car and hurry up."

There was really nothing we could do against him. Is that called shock? It was clearly like watching monkeys in a circus.

Xiao Yu suddenly looked at Li Lingyue with a very surprised look, and said while fastening her seat belt: "Sister Yue, I found that what Grandpa Li said is so correct! You are so smart, why do you think you are so smart?

Where is one of your heads? I thought I was smart enough in this world, but I didn’t expect you to be smarter than me. You are simply Zhuge Liang! No, no, no, Zhuge Liang is exhausted. You are simply Zhuge Liang’s wife Huang Yueying!—

—No way, wouldn’t this mean I’m exhausted?”

Li Lingyue covered her forehead, sweating furiously, and asked: "I am Huang Yueying, why are you so exhausted?"

Xiao Yudao: "Think about it, you are so beautiful, I will definitely turn you into my wife in the future. If you were Huang Yueying, wouldn't I be Zhuge Liang? Then wouldn't I become someone who is exhausted from worry and overwork?"

I have never seen anyone praise himself in such a different way, nor have I ever seen someone so shameless.

"Who said I wanted to be your wife?" Li Lingyue said with a straight face. I don't know why, but there was a feeling of joy in my heart.

"It doesn't happen now, but it will definitely happen in the future. Sister Yue, you must believe me." Xiao Yu said seriously.

Believe it or not!

"No nonsense."

"Anyway, I've seen everything. Marrying someone else - how shameless I am. Others will also lose face. In order to prevent others from losing face, I'd better marry you reluctantly."

"Go to hell." Li Lingyue flew up with a kick - she was wearing a seat belt and did not lift up.

"Ah, I remembered it!" Xiao Yu suddenly said: "You are Liu Bowen! Yes, you must be Liu Bowen. Haha, I am so talented."

"How am I Liu Bowen? How am I very smart?" Li Lingyue couldn't help but asked.

"You just said about me, 'My handsomeness alarmed the Dang Central Committee'... Isn't that clever? I'll tell you secretly, I've actually seen the Dang Central Committee, and I'm still the second leader!"

"Bang!" The car swayed and the engine turned off.

"How did you drive in the front? Do you have a driving book?"

"It'll be ready soon." Li Lingyue poked her head out to apologize and started the car again.

There is really no end to this bullshit, you are the second leader of the Central Committee? Even if you are the leader of the country, you have enough to eat and earn nothing to do!

"No nonsense."

"I've really seen it." Xiao Yu explained the appearance of the No. 2 leader with excitement.

"I've seen it too." Li Lingyue finally calmed down and said, "On TV."

Why don't you believe it? Everything I say is true.

These days, girls really like to be deceived more.

She would rather believe what you lied to her than believe the truth.

"I love you forever." - Such a simple lie, but some people would believe it.

"My love for you will last forever." - This is even more nonsense.

——How do you type I love you using Sogou Pinyin? When you put "W-A-N" together, the first one means "play" and the second one means "I love you."

"Give me a bag of this." After a short moment of silence, Xiao Yu pointed at Li Lingyue's black plastic bag and said.

"What?"

"Seventh dimension." Xiao Yu said seriously. "I've used it before. It's soft and easy to use."

"What are you using this for?" The black lines on Li Lingyue's forehead are getting denser and denser. "Only women use this."

Li Lingyue was still a little embarrassed to explain what a sanitary napkin was, and her face turned red. However, Li Lingyue made up her mind to educate Xiao Yu, a stupid guy who committed 2, and didn't care about so much anymore. She explained it to Xiao Yu bit by bit.

listen.

"You told a joke last night, what..." Thinking of the joke about condoms and sanitary napkins, Li Lingyue's face turned even redder.

They were all led astray by Xiao Yu, a pervert.

"I haven't seen what it sounds like. No, I've seen it. I've really used it."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will ignore you." Li Lingyue said with a straight face.

"There was no toilet paper in the bathroom in my house and I found this in the drawer below..."

"What? Are you using this as toilet paper?" Li Lingyue's voice rose an octave and she thought to herself, you are so talented.

Oh, I remembered it. In order to get revenge on Xiao Yu for showing him all in the bathroom that day, he ran to his house while he was not paying attention and hid the toilet paper in the bathroom.

How come there are sanitary napkins in the men's guest room? Li Lingyue thought hard but couldn't figure it out.

"Don't use this." Li Lingyue said, "When you get home, ask the nanny for toilet paper."

This little brother has transcended the category of pervert and is simply a very cute little pervert.

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"We're here." Li Lingyue led Xiao Yu into the CCB lobby. The shiny steel pipes and explosion-proof glass divided the work area and the waiting area into two different worlds.

Xiao Yu squeezed her way into the crowd.

"You need to queue up." Li Lingyue carried Xiao Yu back.

This stupid boy, I really don’t know if I should just pretend to be stupid.

"We still have to queue up." Xiao Yu said gloomily, and obediently waited behind with Li Lingyue.

There were five or six people in front of us, and it looked like we would have to wait for a long time.

Everyone held the bags in their arms tightly and looked at Xiao Yu warily.

"Special reminder, pay attention to protect your private money. Beware of bag thieves and thieves."

The radio set in the bank will play every three to five minutes.

"The perpetrators have the following characteristics. First, their eyes wander and are not fixed."

Xiao Yu quickly withdrew his gaze from looking around.

"Second, they will crowd into crowded places without queuing."

"..."

"I understand." Xiao Yu said seriously: "No wonder everyone has to queue up. It turns out that those who don't queue up are thieves."

When a young man in his twenties with yellow hair heard this sentence, he glared at Xiao Yu fiercely and gave up the idea of ​​jumping in line.

It's Xiao Yu's turn.

Li Lingyue was in front of the counter and said through the small window: "Apply for a card."
To be continued...