It's misty and ghostly.

A little firefly flickered on and off, shining brightly, surrounded by rugged stone walls. In front of it was a stone table, and behind it sat a big fat man with a big hat on his head, just like the emperor's crown in ancient times.

Next to the big fat man were two tall and slender guys. One was wearing all black, the other was wearing all white. One of them was wearing a pointed hat that was more than a foot long. His long tongue was spitting out bloody, almost hanging down to them. ’s belly button.

"Damn it, I'm not already dead," Xiao Yu pinched her cheek, but it didn't hurt at all.

I bit my tongue, but still felt nothing.

At this time, the two men, one black and one white, had already rushed over.

I don’t want to die, Xiao Yu said to herself, so she didn’t answer, rushed forward and punched each other, knocking the two guys who were supposed to be black and white to the ground.

At this time, Xiao Yu heard Bai Wuchang who was lying on the ground say: "He can move, he is not dead yet,"

It turned out to be a woman. Xiao Yu was secretly proud. If she wanted to return to the world alive this time, she would have to brag with Qin Ge and the others. Wow, Bai Wuchang turned out to be a woman. This is simply the greatest discovery of this century.

Of course Grandpa, I'm not dead, Xiao Yu originally wanted to say it, but opened her mouth without making any sound, so she thought in her heart.

The King of Hell, who was wearing an emperor's crown, held a pile of things that looked like books of life and death, and ran away, with Xiao Yu chasing after him.

According to the sacred book Journey to the West, as long as you cancel your name in the book of life and death, you will probably live as long as the heavens.

Xiao Yu never thought about longevity and heaven, but it was worth considering running back from this ghost place.

Black and white and impermanence are all weak persimmons with no ability, and this old man, the King of Hell, may not be very capable.

Just when Xiao Yu was just one step away from grabbing the corner of King Yama's clothes, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, followed by an overwhelming feeling. Xiao Yu felt that there was no place in his body that was not in pain.

My whole body hurts, my head hurts, my stomach hurts...

With a splash, Xiao Yu spit out a mouthful of dirty stuff and sprayed it directly on the official robe of the Prince of Hell. The disgusting Prince of Hell kept feeling nauseated.

Xiao Yu recalled a little bit, and realized that he had eaten an unknown amount of arsenic.

Just as he thought of these, Xiao Yu felt a "ding" sound suddenly coming from his head.

Immediately afterwards, a soft female voice rang: "It has been detected that the host's physical condition has changed, which may continue to be life-threatening. Forced conditioning and detoxification are required. The countdown begins, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

"Ding dong," the voice prompted again: "After inspection, the forced detoxification system is incomplete and cannot change the host's physique. Error 678. Please return to the previous interface again and choose carefully."

Xiao Yu recognized this voice, it had appeared in his mind not once or twice.

Every time it is the voice of the self-proclaimed "Eight Sisters" who reminds me that I can still be saved when I am in the most danger, but every time I regard this promise of salvation as a mirror...

The reason is very simple and very powerful. The system is incomplete.

Xiao Yu has reason to believe that this incomplete system is the knowledge that he obtained through the jade pendant that was not his own.

When Xiao Yu thought of this, he suddenly felt that his eyes were brightened up. All the strange rocks and gloomy will-o'-the-wisps had disappeared. Even the little devil from the King of Hell didn't know where he was hiding.

Yes, Xiao Yu suddenly remembered that there was another fragment of a jade pendant that he had cheated from Mi Fu in his pocket.

Why have I never thought of it? Even if it is still incomplete, it is better than nothing.

Thinking of this in my mind, another beautiful prompt sound came from the depths of my consciousness: "Ding, found similar fragments, start testing...Ding, the test passed, do you want to start using it?"

There was another cramping pain in Xiao Yu's abdomen, and with a pop, another mouthful of turbid liquid spurted out.

"Yes," in this case, Xiao Yu would hold on tightly and not let go, even if it was a straw.

"Start using Fragment No. 2...retrieve the matching information...Ding, the match is 85%, it can be used, start using it..."

Xiao Yu secretly thought, sister, you have the final say on whether this kind of thing is okay or not, so don't discuss it with me. I don't know who you are even if you discuss it.

"Ding, your father and I are brothers and sisters. You can call me aunt instead of sister..."

"Plop," Xiao Yu was annoyed for a while. What kind of thing is this thing? It can even understand the complicated seniority ranking system of Huaxia Kingdom. It can't be an old monster that has lived for thousands of years. That's not right. , the old monster can no longer match his father and brother and sister...

Xiao Yu felt dizzy for a while, but he finally confirmed a problem. This system was indeed something left by his father.

After taking a sip, Xiao Yu sprayed out something mixed with a stench that filled the sky. Fortunately, spitting it out was much better than eating it.

This smell should probably be that of arsenic, but luckily I didn't absorb much of it.

"Ding, matching and use is completed, do you want to enable detoxification detection?"

It must be necessary, Xiao Yu sighed repeatedly, do you need me to teach you this? Haven't you been fooling around in vain these past few years, "Yes,"

When the information prompt that the match was completed came in the back of his mind, Xiao Yu once again felt a burst of pain like a tearing duck, mainly from head pain, as if someone had cut the top of his head with a scalpel and opened it. My own Tianling Gai forcefully dragged several large volumes of recorded information into my head. Regardless of whether it was cramming or force-feeding, in short, a lot of knowledge that did not belong to me flowed in unpreparedly until I My head is so full that I can't hold anything anymore.

This feeling is too uncomfortable and exciting.

This tearing pain lasted for about five minutes.

"Transmission is completed, entering the self-operation and automatic conditioning stage... Please select the poison elimination method, a, vomiting method, b, urination method; please select,"

"I choose the urination method," Xiao Yu secretly thought, this violent vomiting was too uncomfortable.

"The urination method will cause urinary incontinence. Do you want to continue?"

Xiao Yu wiped away the cold sweat. This thing was rather unpleasant. Didn't he become a eunuch?

So he quickly changed his mind and said, "I choose the vomiting method,"

"Sure,"

"Sure," Xiao Yu said with certainty.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yu suddenly discovered that there was a puddle of dog poop on his nose.

"Holy shit," Xiao Yu was so surprised that she vomited continuously, "Ah wu, ah wu,"

How could such a disgusting thing appear on my body? I was so confused. Who could be so unethical?

"This is a simple method to induce vomiting. It has nothing to do with public morality," the voice came from inside Xiao Yu's head.

"Holy shit," Xiao Yu, a good man who was not used to swearing, cursed multiple times in a day for the first time. This pile of shit seemed to be simulated by the internal system called Bamei.

Fortunately, this method was very effective. Xiao Yu just looked at this shit and vomited two or three times in succession.

It wasn't until I was vomiting that my chest was touching my back, my stomach was growling and there was nothing left to eat, then the so-called vomiting action reached a critical point that a normal person could barely accept.

Xiao Yu had nothing to spit out anymore.

"Detoxification is basically completed, and the remaining amount is in line with the body's daily savings... Body shaping changes will begin now... Ding, there is insufficient energy to complete the body shaping changes. Please save energy and look forward to the next treatment," the voice really shocked Xiao Yu again. A basin of cold water, "The energy is exhausted and it enters automatic standby mode..."

Then there was no sound.

The detoxification is completed, which is enough for Xiao Yu. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t need any other body shaping. I am so handsome and charming, and I still need an "aunt" to temper my body. Hum, if it is a little sister Not even close.

"Xiao Yu...Xiao Yu..." Two distant calls seemed to come from the distant sky. Xiao Yu faintly came back to his senses. His whole body was as exhausted as after the 300 rounds of the Panchang battle with Li Lingyue. , he didn’t even have the strength to look straight or even move his fingers.

Xiao Yu secretly bit her tongue...

Wow, that hurts.

"Pa," Xiao Yu opened his eyes and began to look at the surrounding environment.

The house was a mess, his own vomit was everywhere, and the stench went straight into his nostrils.

On the bed, on the floor, on the wall,...

Piece after piece, it was hard for Xiao Yu to imagine that my own stomach could hold so many things. How was it possible?

"You, you, you...you're awake...wow..." A girl next to her burst into tears, and countless tears fell down like broken beads, soaking the front of Xiao Yu's clothes. A big piece.

,,It's also possible that his clothes got wet because he vomited, but Xiao Yu didn't want to admit it.

But the girl's body, like the wall and the floor, was also in a mess, as if she had been criss-crossed in circles a hundred times...

Xiao Yu just glanced at it, feeling ashamed in his heart. He had already figured out where the messy vomit on this girl came from.

This eldest lady usually thinks of herself as a lady, but there is no hint of eldest lady in her.

Xiao Yu broke into a wry smile and wanted to say something to comfort her, but her mouth was so dry that she couldn't even open her mouth.

"Duh duh,"

"Is Miss Ma here? The second and third young masters Morgan are here to visit Miss Ma,"

Xiao Yu heard a knock on the door.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yu heard the drunken voice again: "They dare to come, let's see how I can deal with them, hum."

Then, it was Ah Zi’s voice: “Miss, Miss, please change your clothes.”
Chapter completed!