Chapter 277 Super road idiot!
Xiao Yu and Qin Ge lay on the roof. After Anthony left in the room with suspicion and incomprehension, he suddenly heard a cold voice from the anus and drunken voice, "These two boys don't know where they died, which made me scared for a long time."
"Are you scared?" A Zi's voice came over: "I heard that the lady was dealing with it properly and was generous, and even damaged Anthony's Yin and Yang Yang. I laughed to death. I always thought that the lady never knew what fear was."
"Does it have to be expressed in fear?" said Nasuzui. "If you show it, it is not called fear. It is called giving someone a handle. I never do that kind of thing."
"Miss is mighty," A Zi flattered, "Since the two of them have left, what is the lady doing by the window? I haven't gone back to rest. Let's go. The lady has taught me that I should not panic when encountering things. The more nervous I am, the more normal I have to behave, right?"
"Although that's the case, the two of them are really worried," the anesthetic and drunken voice was floating, as if it was floating down from the osmanthus tree in the Moon Palace, without the breath of fireworks.
Xiao Yu couldn't help but lean out from the roof and looked into the window below, but he saw nothing.
Then a tiny sound of footsteps came, getting farther and farther away.
"The beauty has left," Qin Ge smiled and said, "When I heard her and Anthony's answer, I really sweated for her. Unexpectedly, this little girl's brain reacted so quickly. Not only did she not reveal her sensation, but she also made Anthony say nothing at all. It was really fierce. But when we two came in from the window with this bald head, she seemed gentle and gentle. Compared to when she came to Anthony, she was just arguing with them. To be honest, do you boy have an affair with her?"
Qin Ge said while squeezing his eyes.
"Don't talk nonsense. What does it mean to have a leg? Is there a leg that can do things? The four legs are entangled together, that is the right way to do things, right?" Xiao Yu laughed at himself, holding a delicate small wallet about the size of a palm in his hand. There was a half-body photo of anesthesia and intoxicated inside, and there were two bank cards with no money in it.
This is what anesthetic and drunk are prepared for yourself in advance. In the words of anesthetic and drunk, keep this thing just in case.
If it is exposed, it is said that it is a thief, and this wallet is the best evidence.
Even if a thief is anesthetized, it is easier to be accepted by anyone in the old Bot family than to be accepted by anyone in the old Bot family.
Xiao Yu was originally very distracted by the plan of anesthesia and drunkenness. With his own elegant and elegant methods, would he really pretend to be a thief?
A joke, I think our kung fu is first-class, hey, the light column below is a magic horse.
Xiao Yu said inwardly that something was wrong, grabbed Qin Ge's clothes and pulled them casually, and said in a low voice but surely: "Let's go down,"
Qin Ge was imitating Zhuge Kongming's appearance. "I stood on the city tower and watched the mountain view. Suddenly, I heard chaos outside the city..." Xiao Yu grabbed a moment and subconsciously lay on the top of the building. Suddenly, a beam of light shone over, rubbing against Qin Ge's scalp and slipped over.
"Damn, I'm not giving up," Qin Ge said cursingly, seeing that the building was surrounded by all sides, and a person downstairs said in English: "Go up, they are on this floor, there is no room, so go up to the top of the floor,"
"It's broken. They already suspect that we are hiding on the roof," Qin Ge said to Xiao Yu with a pale face, pointing his finger downstairs: "They just said that they would climb up to check, what should we do? Otherwise, we will guard the exit over there, one to fight one, and two to destroy one pair. I have noticed that no one in this manor is my opponent, nor our opponents,"
"What if they were holding guns," Xiao Yu asked back. No matter how good his martial arts skills were, he was afraid of kitchen knives, and he would be hanged up. He didn't want to be the stupid one who was knocked down by someone. He had now jumped out of the way to fight when encountering problems. It was not a bad thing to use his brain more often. He would have to go to the hospital to get an oil on the toilet.
Xiao Yu ignored Qin Ge's stupid gaze. This look was really similar to that when he was in the imperial capital.
Special forces are indeed special forces. When they can solve problems with force, they will never use their brains to solve problems.
Xiao Yu now despises Qin Ge a little.
"Look at me, I'll come up with a good idea," Xiao Yu said, stuffing the small wallet of Anesthesia into Bald Qiang's pocket, and then said to Qin Ge: "I kick him down from the rooftop in a while. After I kick him, I will shout in English, saying, "If there are thieves, just catch thieves. There are many people here, so I will kick people from the east. On the third floor, I will not kill anyone. At most, I will be disabled. Then we retreat from the west and go back to our place... No, go to the place where Catherine lives first, and then we are going back to the place where we live. If someone asks, he will say that he has gone to see Catherine, which has been delayed for a while."
"This is a good idea," Qin Ge praised: "But there are two things that I think are a little wrong,"
"You said," Xiao Yu was as good as a stream of good deeds.
"First, I think you said just now that I have no brains and don't think of a way to do things. You said you have a good idea, but why does this idea become more and more like anesthesia and drunk just now? This cannot be considered as a result of your own brain," Qin Ge said.
Xiao Yu: “…”
He also wanted to argue, but unfortunately, Qin Ge was telling the truth.
"And what," Xiao Yu's face turned a little green, and no one wanted to be exposed.
"There is another one more important," Qin Ge said with a mysterious smile: "You said you kicked people down from the east, but in fact it was the west. Your road deafness is very serious and your sense of direction is a problem,"
Xiao Yu: “…”
Apart from wiping sweat, Xiao Yu really doesn’t know what to say.
"Okay," Xiao Yu bravely admitted his mistake this time and said, "Even if this is the west, then I will say again, I will kick people down from the west, and then you call robbers in English, and then while their attention is gathering in the west, we will escape from here and from the east,"
"This time you are referring to the north, and this is the east," Qin Ge, I'm not trying to reveal your shortcomings on purpose, but your sense of direction is too problematic. You said that you just now, we two crashed into the bald strong house, and this time, I've said it twice, but I still can't tell the difference between the east, south, west and north..."
Xiao Yu laughed and scolded: "Do you know if you are nagging? Do you know if you are nagging men easily get old??"
"Stop talking nonsense, I still know this. To say that, nagging women tend to grow old, but never heard of nagging men tend to grow old," Qin Ge said seriously.
"Oh, I just found out that you are a man, you are so rude and didn't even see it..."
"Go to die, you," Qin Ge got up angry and kicked it out with a kick.
Xiao Yu turned sideways, easily avoided the sharp kick, and took the opportunity to lift up his bald, strong body like a bald pig, and blocked Qin Ge.
After pounce, Qin Ge kicked the fat meat on Bald Head's buttocks, making a dull sound. Xiao Yu let go, and Bald Head's body rubbed and rushed out. It seemed that Qin Ge's kick was very powerful, hehe, and it saved Xiao Yu himself from having to do anything, killing two birds with one stone.
Below the building, there was a burst of screams from the room, and all the eyes and eyes were projected on the bald Qiang's fat body.
"Help, no, no, catch the thief," Qin Ge shouted in English, and then was pulled by Xiao Yu, staggering from the other side, regardless of whether it was east or west. The two people flipped their bodies and calmly stepped on the window ridge between the floors. Two big birds spread their arms from the night sky and fell down lightly.
After Qin Ge's shout, the light that had already been extinguished in the room was very cooperative and lit up again, and then the sound of sensation came from afar: "Catch the thief,"
The reason why it came from afar was that the two of them took advantage of this panic and did not care about the life and death of the bald strongman, so they ran away.
Those who don't run away are fools.
After running for a while, Qin Ge said breathlessly: "Let me go, let me go,"
"It's not safe yet, let's talk about it later," Xiao Yu looked at the vast night. The lights were already far behind, but it was still safe that they could not be said to be true.
The old manor's manor is like a big maze. There is a house here and there, and there are two tall trees that Xiao Yu cannot call him. Anyway, the two of them don't have to worry about not having a place to hide.
"I said let go," Qin Ge's arm was pulled by Xiao Yu, and the other arm suddenly stretched out in vain. He hugged a poplar tree with a thickness of thighs on the roadside. He said firmly, without letting go, and took the opportunity to cross his legs, crossing his penis on the poplar tree like a snake.
"Tsk tsk, in this position, the spirit snake cross-legged, Guanyin sitting on the lotus..." Xiao Yu was pulled by Qin Ge, stopped helplessly, held his knees with both hands and gagged, and then said seriously: "What should I do to stop? Give me a reason to accept it first."
"Get out of here, what are you pretending to be 13," Qin Ge cursed: "Next time I'm in front, you've taken the wrong path again, do you know,"
Xiao Yu: “…”
God can tell you, I really didn't mean it.
Xiao Yu was about to cry and she was crying.
Under Qin Ge's correct leadership, the two of them wasted thirteen minutes and sixty seconds and finally arrived at the main building where Catherine lives.
Yes, it is the main building, the most dazzling building in the entire manor, no doubt about it.
When he approached the door of the room where Catherine lived, Xiao Yu suddenly raised his ear and said, "Stop, listen, what is the sound inside the room?"
Chapter completed!