010 Thieves and Perverts!
"Don't look at me." Li Lingyue said in a deep voice. There were more people on the bus, and Li Lingyue was not as loud as when she was at home, but Xiao Yu still heard her cold tone clearly.
Compared with that young woman, Xiao Yu felt that Li Lingyue was more attractive.
The colder the beauty, the more likely it is to attract men’s desire to conquer.
"oops!"
"Bo!"
The plot in the bloody TV series actually happened between Xiao Xiaotian and Li Lingyue. Someone squeezed them from behind, and Xiao Yu's arms that were originally straight were bent by the powerful force.
His lips just touched Li Lingyue's petite and slightly sweaty little nose.
Li Lingyue's eyes widened and she couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.
He kissed himself! Although he didn't kiss him on the lips, when had he ever had such close contact with a man?
Li Lingyue was suddenly furious, and the little good impression she had towards Xiao Yu was gone. All she could think of was the scene when he rushed into the bathroom yesterday.
"Pah!" Li Lingyue raised his left knee and hit Xiao Yu's abdomen: "Damn you gangster! Go to hell."
"Ah! Murder, you! People will die!" Xiao Yu did not expect that Li Lingyue would turn his face faster than turning the page of a book. He was knocked into the car without paying attention. Severe pain came, and Xiao Yu could not hold on to the car with both hands.
He opened the window and squatted down, holding his stomach.
Turning out of the corner of his eye, he saw the young woman feeding her child, with a sly fox-like smile on her lips, looking sideways at the position behind Xiao Yu.
Xiao Yu's expression changed, her eyes were so weird! Shouldn't she put all her energy into her child?
Xiao Yu clutched her stomach and turned around secretly. She saw a monkey-faced man who was even more wretched than himself. He openly used his two fingers to take out the wallet from the pocket of the man in front of him and put it on his own.
In the pocket. This is not the end. After taking out one, continue to take out the second one.
It is simply more skillful than taking out your own things.
There is a thief!
Xiao Yu reacted quickly.
The men's eyes were all attracted by the young woman, and they didn't notice the bag thief behind them at all!
Sex is very harmful to the body. The ancients are sincere and will not deceive me.
After the thief took out two wallets in a row, he also made a very cool POSS and made a "V" sign of victory to the young woman. Grandma, these two people are obviously working together.
This kind of method is conceivable. The Heavenly Kingdom is really full of talents, and Xiao Yu can't help but admire it greatly.
"Don't pretend to be dead! Stand up!" Li Lingyue has now completely attributed Xiao Yu to the ranks of perverts, squatting on the ground? What a beautiful thought, so many female compatriots wearing short skirts will be eaten by you, a big pervert.
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Xiao Yu was watching the thief in rapt attention when Li Lingyue suddenly grabbed his ear. He grinned and shouted "It hurts!" and had to stand up.
The moment he stood up, Xiao Yu was surprised to find that these thieves could no longer be counted in number, not one or two, but a group!
The moment Xiao Yu stood up with a half-hunched body, she saw two fingers that were joined together and stretched into the pocket behind Li Lingyue's butt.
"Catch the thief!" Xiao Yu shouted, and with a tiger's lunge, he hugged Li Lingyue in his arms. He grabbed out his right hand with lightning and grabbed the wrist of the bag thief!
Xiao Yu and Li Lingyue stood face to face. The thief appeared behind Li Lingyue. With so many people on the bus, it was impossible for Xiao Yu to get around. In desperation, he had to stretch an arm from under Li Lingyue's arm. Fortunately,
Xiao Yu reacted quickly. As soon as the thief took out his wallet, his wrist was already pinched by Xiao Yu.
The thief looked to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was relatively short. He was almost invisible in the crowd.
While Xiao Yu grabbed the thief, he suddenly felt his face softly touching a soft body, followed by a loud shout: "Damn gangster! Let me go!"
"Let you go, and the thief will run away." Xiao Yu raised his voice, this damn girl, didn't he do it all for her?
Xiao Yu raised her face and looked at Li Lingyue without fear, her arms still hugging her body, so that her right hand could tightly grasp the thief behind Li Lingyue who stole the wallet.
"Look behind you! Your wallet has been stolen!" Xiao Yu asserted his male sovereignty for the first time and cursed loudly.
Li Lingyue twisted her body uneasily, turned around, and found a child of fifteen or sixteen smiling at him. He was grabbed by Xiao Yu's wrist, and he was holding a pure black exquisite crocodile bag in his palm. Wasn't it?
Your own wallet?
"There is a thief in the car. Driver, please don't stop the car and go directly to the police station!" Xiao Yu shouted and said: "This woman is also an accomplice. Don't be fascinated by the color! Check if your wallet is still there?"
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"Let me go first." Li Lingyue was so uncomfortable being hugged by Xiao Yu that she couldn't exert any strength and her body felt a little weak.
Especially when she was struggling just now, her body inevitably came into contact with Xiao Yu's body. After just two or three frictions, Li Lingyue felt something hard inside Xiao Yu's crotch, slowly swelling.
, placed it squarely on the lower part of my belly.
Why doesn't Xiao Yu know what's happening to his body? But sometimes, little Xiao Yu doesn't necessarily follow his orders. For example, right now, he clearly doesn't want it to make any changes, but it still stands up energetically.
And it’s getting bigger and bigger.
Especially when he was hugging Li Lingyue's waist, Xiao Yu was right under Li Lingyue's lower abdomen, and slowly it was embedded a little bit, and he didn't know where it was embedded.
"Don't move!" Xiao Yu warned. The more uneasy Li Lingyue became, the more she wanted to twist her body to get rid of Xiao Yu. The more she twisted her body, the greater the stimulation Xiao Yu received. For a while, the two were in a stalemate.
If not, no one will have an idea.
"Bring your wallet first!" Xiao Yu warned. The crowd behind him became more and more crowded, and the two of them were almost completely hugging each other now. Xiao Yu now needed to tilt his head back hard to ensure that
His lips no longer touched Li Lingyue's face.
The beauty is in my arms, and the lower body is already in semi-close contact, but the upper body cannot be kissed and fragrant. It's really torturous!
Li Lingyue felt that Xiao Yu's words were reasonable. The two of them were crowded together and there was no way to escape for the time being, so they had to listen to Xiao Yu's opinion first, snatched her wallet, and held it tightly in her hand.
It doesn't matter how much money is in the wallet. The key is that most of your documents are in it. In a place like Dijing where it is difficult to travel without documents, once these things are lost, although it can be replaced, it takes a few days to replace the documents.
Here, I really don’t want to go out.
When the little thief saw that his wallet had been snatched away, he got angry and bit down on Xiao Yu's wrist!
"Ah!" Xiao Yu screamed in pain and let go of his palms. In order to maintain his body balance, Xiao Yu's palms that he had withdrawn hugged him and pressed them on Li Lingyue's buttocks with a snap. Li Lingyue struggled to squeeze forward.
, the two of them hugged each other even tighter, especially the little Xiao Yu below who withstood the intense stimulation, suddenly swelled to about twice the size, and slipped into the gap between Li Lingyue's legs with a squeaking sound.
inside.
Li Lingyue suddenly shivered all over. This kind of excitement was something she had never dared to think about before. There were only three words left in her mind subconsciously, "Damn gangster!"
Thinking like this, he was slapped and thrown over. Xiao Yu had both hands on Li Lingyue's hips. How could he have a chance to dodge?
"Damn you gangster, go to hell!"
Xiao Yu couldn't say anything and he wouldn't hit her in the face. She dodged left and right, let go of her hand holding Li Lingyue's buttocks, and grabbed the backrest of the seat next to her.
"Squeak!" A harsh brake sound sounded, and the bus arrived at a platform. The driver saw a chaos behind him. He only heard some people shouting to catch the thief, and others shouting to kill the gangster. He didn't know what happened. A
He braked hard and stopped on the side of the road.
The people in the car swayed forward involuntarily.
"Oh my god, you dropped me to death."
"Hey, how do you drive? Do you have a fucking driver's license?"
"..."
At this sudden stop, Xiao Yu failed to grab the backrest of the seat in front of him, and his palms were not pressed firmly. He continued to lean forward and grabbed forward.
In front of me is the young woman.
She had used this beauty trick in many lines, and it worked every time. She didn't expect that this time an inconspicuous young man would see through the trick. She was already a little depressed, but when she saw Xiao Yu's clutches grabbing her, she completely forgot to dodge.
, stood there stupidly.
"Ah!" There was another scream, and Xiao Yu's palms pressed on the young woman's body impartially. In order to ensure the stability of his body, he subconsciously turned his palms into claws and squeezed hard.
"Catch the pervert!" the young woman shouted heartbreakingly.
The thief calls for "catch the thief," but you still dare to frame me? Damn it! Xiao Yu's heart was crossed. Anyway, if you catch a thief, it's still an arrest, and if you catch it twice, it's still an arrest...
Then Xiao Yu rubbed it twice more.
"Uh-huh..." The young woman felt so comfortable after being rubbed that she squinted her eyes and hummed.
Bitch! Then rub it twice more...
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Xiao Yu and Li Lingyue stood under the bus stop sign, not to mention how depressed they were. They tried to catch the thief with good intentions, but instead were dismissed as perverts by the passengers on the bus. The most depressing thing was that a passenger reported that Xiao Yu and Li Lingyue were on the bus.
The people hugging each other were obviously in the same group, and by the way, Li Lingyue was also kicked out of the car.
Li Lingyue watched the bus fly away, and poured out all her anger on Xiao Yu.
"Look at the good things you did! You damn pervert!"
While cursing, Li Lingyue opened her wallet, ID card, driver's license, work permit, access card, parking pass, membership card, fitness card, CCB Dragon Card... Fortunately, there were plenty of them all.
"What should I do? Take a taxi?" Xiao Yu was the most depressed one. Apart from taking some small advantages, his reputation was simply lost.
Chapter completed!