Shan Zhichu is a person who knows how to enjoy himself. He never sits when he can lie down, and never stands when he can sit. Therefore, it is inevitable for people to gain weight when they reach middle age. However, who would gain weight because of Shan Zhichu? If you ignore the fat man, he will be in danger.

Not to mention Shan Zhichu's own fighting ability. Let's just talk about the eight kings under his command. They are also ruthless characters who dominate one side. Among them, the eighth one is the worst. He is bald and strong. He came late and is a bad person. I don't know how to flatter. Some people even say that if it weren't for the purpose of gathering the Eight Great Vajras and avoiding being called the Seven Fairies, there would be no place for this old eight.

What is said is what is said. Except for those who are relatively close to the situation, it is absolutely difficult to know the real situation.

Except for sleeping, Shan Zhichu basically has no bad habits. At least in the eyes of everyone, Shan Zhichu does not smoke, drink, whore or gamble. If fighting and seeing blood are also bad habits, then he has been a gangster for half his life. Shan Zhichu had nothing to say. This is the work of people's lives. It can no longer be explained by simple hobbies.

After dinner, Shan Zhichu fell asleep.

I looked at my watch. It was already past eight-thirty. For Shan Zhichu, who works five to nine, it was already time to prepare for bed.

Brush your teeth, take a shower, hug your wife who is eighteen years younger than you. There is nothing more enjoyable in life than this.

"Gululu. Plop." Shan Zhichu spit out the last mouthful of toothbrushing water and stretched. His eyes were blurred.

"Azhi, I'm going to take a shower first." My wife smiled coquettishly. It was very meaningful.

"Mandarin duck bath." Shan Zhichu said directly without thinking.

Some things don't necessarily have to be done in bed.

"Ding ding ding~~" At this critical moment, Shan Zhichu's home phone rang.

Shan Zhichu has no habit of carrying a mobile phone.

"You'd better give me an acceptable reason." Shan Zhichu picked up the phone and said gloomily.

Anyone who dared to call at this time, except the Eight King Kongs, or someone from the Mei family... However, no matter who it is, they cannot disturb Shan Zhichu's sleep at will, especially before going to bed.

"Brother Chu." The other person on the phone said anxiously "..."

"You're the damn Brother Chu. Don't you have itchy skin? Why don't I find someone to loosen your bones..." What Shan Zhichu hates the most is when someone calls him Brother Chu. Brother Chu. Brother Chu. This Don't you make it clear that you're a chick who doesn't know anything?

"Yes. I'm sorry, Brother Chu...ah, no. Boss Shan."

"I'll fuck you first." Shan Zhichu roared. Before Shan Zhichu was Shan boss, his name was rather rustic. He was called Shan Guozhu. He was a soldier. When he was a soldier, there were many soldiers at the same time. Make fun of his name. "Shan Guozhu. Has he ever ridden a pig?"

Over time, Shan Zhichu changed his name to one that means the beginning of good deeds. Although the meaning of the surname Shan is not very good, it is a surname passed down by his ancestors. Regardless of whether he is Shan Guozhu or Shan Zhichu, this surname is It cannot be changed at will.

"Brother Zhi, Brother Zhi... Look at me, my mouth is full of trouble. I will slap him for you." Then, there was a sound of his own mouth being snapped on the other side of the phone.

After about ten more tugs, Shan Zhichu said: "Okay. I know you don't mean it. Just tell me. If nothing happens, I'm going to sleep."

Shan Zhichu yawned loudly as he spoke.

This is not a joke. It is a habit.

"Brother Zhi, one of Lao Ba's subordinates came to report just now. Something happened at Lao Ba's place. He asked some unknown boys to raid his small bar. I heard that everyone was beaten. This one who came to report the news Boy, there is still a big scar on the tiger’s mouth now.”

"Bald." Shan Zhichu covered the phone with his hand to avoid being heard by his wife who was taking a shower. "Keep your voice down."

"Yes." The other person on the phone responded quickly: "Should we ask two people to help? I heard that the idea is very difficult. It can't be the forces from the Sun family that are looking for trouble."

"Sun family." Shan Zhichu listened to the report from his subordinates. He pondered for a moment and said: "It can't be the Sun family. The Sun family has not yet broken up with us. If it is the Sun family who is looking for trouble, it won't be. You’re causing trouble for me. It’s you three brothers who are taking the brunt of it.”

The three brothers, ***, are the top three of Shan Zhichu's Eight Great Vajras. They follow Shan Zhichu to conquer the world. They can be regarded as old men with great reputations.

"...Brother Zhi said yes." Leopard Tou replied in a deep voice on the other side of the phone.

The conflict with the Sun family is a big conflict in the power structure. In this case, the Sun family will not attack the most useless old man. Apart from eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, the old man’s head is basically full of feces. . He is obviously a brainless person. If it were the three *** brothers, maybe the Sun family would still be able to take action.

"Let the fifth and sixth go and take a look. This loser, the eighth, can't do anything serious except cause trouble." Shan Zhichu said and yawned again. He could hardly open his eyes. I feel a little ghosted when I look at the phone.

"It is said that it was a task given by the eldest lady. Lao Ba failed." Leopard Head said.

"Fuck you young lady. It's that scumbag Yang Zilu again. Ignore her. She's using chicken feathers as an arrow." Shan Zhichu said angrily.

Leopard Tou thought to himself. That is to say, Brother Zhi dares to say this. How dare we, the younger generation, offend the famous people around the old lady? Isn't that asking for death?

"Okay, okay. Your sister-in-law urged me again. I have to go to bed." Shan Zhichu said a few words in a daze. Then he heard his wife's voice coming from the bathroom: "What the fuck? Are you talking to me again?" That woman is chatting with..."

"No, no." Shan Zhichu hung up the phone. If it weren't for this wife who is eighteen years younger than him, who cares who the bald guy is his grandson.

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A certain man once said: Never offend a woman.

Women have a strong tendency to hold grudges. Even women who look gentle and gentle are no exception.

The sweet words made both Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji laugh, but frightened Bald Qiang half to death.

Mom, this is not enough to let anyone live. There were strangulation marks on the wrists, so I chopped off both of my hands. Now there are strangulation marks on the ankles. That doesn't mean that I have to chop off my own feet as well. My mother-in-law, I just want to die.

"Bring the knife." Xiao Yu extended his hand to Bai Zhanji and winked.

When they arrived, Xiao Yu and Bai Zhan planned it together on the way. As for cutting off hands, feet, and heads, and scaring the bald man, there was really no need to do it.

It's not worth getting yourself into trouble for a small role.

"Oh, Brother Yu, I didn't bring a knife." Bai Zhanji said in a pretentious manner: "We invested all our money in the swimming pool. Now we are almost out of pocket for living expenses. Where is the spare money to buy a knife?"

Gan Tiantian said: "I still have a few hundred yuan here this month."

All the money you spend is planned. You will never spend it this month or next month. This is the principle.

At most I'll have to eat dried steamed buns and pickles for a few days.

Gan Tiantian said and suddenly started crying.

"I don't have much money anymore. I bought a family bucket for Xiaomi. And it was robbed by this bad guy."

Hehe. Xiao Yu smiled.

"Let him pay." Bai Zhanji said smoothly. "Follow Brother Yu's idea just now. A hundred times."

"What do you say?" Xiao Yu took out a knife from his pocket. There was no knife, but there was a silver needle. He took out a silver needle, pointed it at Bald Qiang's eyelids, and said.

"I'll pay. I'll pay." The bald man said repeatedly. A hundred times, it's less than ten thousand yuan. He can still afford to pay this amount. Look at Xiao Yu's attitude. If he doesn't pay, he will have to pay a hundred times on himself. Then you don't have to disembowel your body.

Moreover, the longer it takes, the better it is for you.

The brothers in the hall will definitely not sit idly by and ignore it.

When they all come, let alone losing money, it will be a question of whether Xiao Yu and these three little kids can leave or not.

Let you be proud for a while. A man can bend and stretch.

Bald Qiang repeatedly downgraded himself. He had completely forgotten that he was one of the eight dominating King Kong. He was now frightened by the black-clothed Uncle Afu just now. He came and went and used the word "fly" when going out. Faster than taking a fucking taxi. This is beyond the realm of human beings.

"Do you think his arm, if sold to Shuanghui to make ham sausage, is worth seven or eight yuan a pound?" Xiao Yu said slowly as he looked at Bald Qiang's arms and legs.

"I think the legs are more meaty. They cost a few hundred yuan anyway." Bai Zhanji said in unison.

"Shit. I'm so skinny and have no meat. I'm not worth two to three thousand yuan." Bald Qiang wanted to show off his muscles. Unfortunately, his whole body was so sore that he couldn't lift it with any strength. He could only express his objection. She refused.

"Should I sell it or not?" Xiao Yu thought hesitantly. As he said this, he looked at Bald Qiang's thigh and said, "Let's try selling one leg first."

"You can't try it. You can't try it." Bald Qiang quickly stopped him: "You'll die as soon as you try it. I'll buy it back. I'll buy it back. A hundred times. A hundred times."

Bald Qiang said with a trembling voice. If I had known it would end up like this, I would have stopped bragging earlier and said it was worth two or three thousand yuan. I just accepted a few hundred yuan. I could have lost less money, right?

But let yourself admit that you are so mean. Bald Qiang can't admit it no matter what he says. Compared with three thousand yuan, a few hundred yuan is three or four times the difference.

"Three thousand yuan. A hundred times that. That's three hundred thousand." Xiao Yu's calculation was pretty good. "It will be shipped upon payment. It's guaranteed to be fresh."

"No, let's not ship the goods. It's better to grow them directly on your legs." Bald Qiang said with a cry in his voice.

"I want the original one." Xiao Yu smiled and said, "The original one is more expensive."

"Original." Bald Qiang said quickly. If this thing is paid for and shipped, then it will really be a loss for my wife and a loss of soldiers. "You give me a price, and I will redeem it myself."

Mom, someone actually sold their arms and legs to me. How could I not have thought of this way of making money earlier?
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