Chapter 135 Whack-a-mole!
If you have no trouble, sit in the house, disaster will come from heaven.
The security captain insisted on being a good friend, constantly winking Xiao Yu, making him lower his head and admit his mistake. Xiao Yu thought that although we had never been to school, Mi Fu still knew how to write the word Fu. There was a more horizontal towel under the head of the word "视", rather than a mayor's city. I didn't understand the IOU just now, and I didn't know the finger print and poke, and even wrote the name incorrectly. No matter how many people would write it wrong, Xiaomi's father, as a former college student and a senior at Dijing School of Traditional Chinese Medicine, would definitely not write his name incorrectly. What's more, these three men dressed differently, but the words "I am a gangster" were clearly written on their faces. Each of them had strange head shapes, and they were so afraid that others wouldn't know that he was a bad guy. How could he bow his head easily?
The most important thing is that Xiao Yu judged from their actions that he could still be able to deal with it by fighting against three. The elusive kung fu, which is not worse than the Six-Meridian Divine Sword, is not even an opponent of the second master, and these three men are no problem.
While speaking, the two men with small braids and the half-half crawled up from the pool wet, and their clothes dripped down constantly. The guy with small braids had a big dragon's color on his chest, which was obviously sticking on it instead of tattoos. In addition, the pool water in the swimming pool is generally antivirus with antibiotics containing chlorine. Sodium hypochlorite has a bleaching effect, which is particularly obvious on the braids.
"Hey! I'll give you two good things." Xiaomi ran out of the house, threw out two white and yellow things, and rolled out to the small braid and half-parted face.
The two of them subconsciously grabbed it in their hands, and only heard a slip! Thump! Two consecutive sounds, and the two guys who had just climbed up fell into the water for the third time.
"Save, help... I can't swim." The man with a braid drank two sips of water and rolled his eyes.
"Silly! This is the shallow water area! Stand up, the water can't reach your waist!" The man half of the man looked at a warning sign beside the pool and stood up in the pool and said. While talking, he looked at the yellow thing thrown by the millet in his hand. It turned out to be a disposable piece of soap that was always available in the bathtub.
Xiao Yu held out a thumbs up at Xiaomi and praised: "Xiaomi is a good person."
Xiaomi proudly raised her chest, and the undeveloped children looked even more childish and cute.
The security captain sighed to the sky and said, "It's over. You have caused trouble now, and I can't help you anymore... You ask for your own blessings and let your destiny be with you."
After saying that, regardless of whether the bald man had dealt with him, he turned around and retreated aside. He was in vain after being beaten. He could not be treated as a peacemaker. Several of his security guards came up and asked, "Captain, what should we do?"
The security captain waved his hand and said, "Look at it, just don't be beaten to death by the student."
"We are not here? We have a lot of people." A security guard said, holding the baton on his waist.
The security captain slapped him and said swearingly: "Who is bald? That boy doesn't know, you guys are also consuming shit! He is the periphery of the Mei family. Although he is just an outer thug, he is not something that ordinary people like us are provoked by. Save it, who doesn't have a wife or a child at home? Think about it, let's be more at ease.
"I'm not married yet," said a younger security guard.
"Grass! Your brain is a pig's brain. Do you have no parents with your wife and children? You are fucking as a second senior brother and want to learn from someone's Monkey King jumped out of the crack of the stone, right? One day your second elder went out to the street and was spotted by a bald man, and it would be light if he was hit by a car." The security captain said angrily.
"Why don't we call the police?" the little security guard said hesitantly.
The security captain gave him a blank look, without saying anything. He paused for a moment, and then said, "I already know that your head must have grown up eating shit."
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"Baby brother gives you face and don't lose someone's life." The security captain said weakly.
At this time, the bald head had moved. He touched the back of his shiny head, supported the ground with his right leg, and dug twice with a beast like a slapped person. Unfortunately, it was cement and it was not digging out. Then he bumped into Xiao Yu.
Bald hair is not shaved, but is knocked out by hitting the sandbag with your head every day.
The skill of the iron-headed craft is also a magical skill in the interface of the Imperial Capital. It can be persisted until the bald head practices like the bald head, even the head of the brain is no longer hairy. Not to mention the Imperial Capital, there are not many people in China that can be compared with the bald head. This is a persistence job, which is very intensive. Without persistence day after day, it is difficult to practice the iron-headed craftsmanship to a state where a smart head does not grow hair.
"If you hit me this time, even the car will be hit with a hole as big as a bowl. This student advises you not to listen, it will be mysterious now." The security captain sighed while politely speaking.
"I think this student dares to fight against the bald brother, so he must have two tricks." The little security guard said again.
"You know, he's called "Hot-blooded Angry Young"! Do you know what "Hot-blooded Angry Young" is? He bleeds from his nose and sprays feces all over his mouth. No one accepts his face, and his face turns blue - referred to as "Hot-blooded Angry Young"! He relies on a momentum, but in fact he doesn't have any." The security captain analyzed professionally. "I remember when I was in school, no one accepted it. I was very passionate and angry for a few times. Later, my face was covered with blood. Finally, I knew that the passion was beaten by someone else. I was still angry and my face turned blue and I didn't care about it."
“…”
Several security guards immediately admired their boss's extensive knowledge, and they all calmly watched the battle quietly, and their mobile phones were ready. At that time, they would be considered as a 120 or 999 first aid.
At this time, the bald head had already rushed to Xiao Yu's side.
"If the force is hard, it is soft to resist it; if the force is soft, it is firm to destroy it."
The voice of the second master's guidance echoed in Xiao Yu's mind.
Xiao Yu looked at the big head rushing towards him, smiled with a roar, drew a circle in the air with his right hand, and with a bang, he accurately pressed it on the bald head's neck. A fat piece of meat on the bald head's neck happened to be caught by Xiao Yu.
"Let's go!" Xiao Yu followed the bald head forward and kicked the bald head's plump butt. The force of the bald head forward and Xiao Yu's force of the bald head combined together. The bald head could no longer hold back the momentum and rushed forward, seeing that the blue pool water in front of the pool was in front of him.
Xiaobianzi and Shibanfen drank half of the water, and their wrinkled clothes were all wet. After eating the water, they became heavier. Shibanfen was in the pool, carrying the little braid's buttocks, and he pushed the little braid up. Xiaobianzi then turned around and squatted on the edge of the pool, grabbed Shibanfen's arm, and pulled Shibanfen out of the pool.
The two of them finally climbed to the edge of the pool for the third time. Before they could breathe well, there was a whirring wind behind them. When they turned their heads and saw the bald boss rushing towards the two of them with an iron head, shouting: "Catch me, grab me."
Xiao Braidi reached out to grab it foolishly, and half of it smiled, and slipped into the pool with a loud noise, and a fierce thrust was thrust away.
The bald head has too much force, and the soles of the small braids are too slippery...
Without grabbing, the two of them pounced and fell into the pool again.
Gudong! Gudong! The braid was pressed under his body by a bald head, and he couldn't swim. After rushing for a few times, he simply drank enough this time.
"Hahaha!" The half-point had already swam far away, pointing at the two of them and laughing.
It doesn't matter if I'm unlucky, the key is that someone is more unlucky than me.
The Chinese people's Ah Q spirit is simply everywhere and is being carried forward more and more.
Xiao Yu was holding a mop stick in his hand and squatting a little far from the pool. The long wooden stick came over. As soon as the bald head was poked out from the water, Xiao Yu knocked it down with a stick. The bald hero did not suffer any loss in front of him, and immediately he was thrust away.
But it was a bitter person who was alone and could not swim. As soon as he poked his head, he was slapped by Xiao Yu, and then poked by Xiao Yu. While hitting someone, Xiao Yu also smiled at Xiaomi and said, "Xiaomi, do you think my brother looks like he is a gopher?"
"Bang!" Another stick hit Xiao Zhuzi's head, Xiao Yu said casually: "Ten!"
"Okay, okay!" Xiaomi slapped her hands and laughed. "Beat the gopher, beat the gopher!"
If you continue to fight like this, you won’t kill anyone. The few people present can see that Xiao Yu used skillful energy and didn’t have much strength, so it hurts to hit. The key is that if you can’t kill him, you will have to drown him.
The bald brother and the two looked at each other from a distance, and their hearts were chilling.
The bald man said, "Little brother, we won't know each other until we fight each other. I'm bald man admits to the fall of today, and you let my brother go. What happened today... is revealed. Just pretend that it has never happened, I admits to the fall of it."
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Several security guards were shocked. The security captain smiled bitterly and said, "This kid is quite strong in a bit of anger. The bald guy is just like this. No one believes it if he says it."
"What should we do?" Several security guards asked for advice.
"Help." The security captain patted his butt and stood up, saying, "Please persuade that boy to open. Today, he is so fucking evil. He didn't help this student, but he helped the bald brother. Damn this bald man, he even kicked me twice."
The security captain said as he walked around Xiao Yu and tried to dissuade him.
"I want to see you in the future if you are a person." The security captain concluded.
"What do you see?" Xiao Yu smiled and said, "This swimming pool is mine. I don't want to see them here when I see them here and I won't see you in the future."
"Baby, what do you think?" the security captain shouted.
"...If you don't see me, you won't see me!" The bald man glared at Xiao Yu fiercely and said gritting his teeth.
——Just say something, just pretend to be a fart. After I get ashore, I won’t call you bald if I don’t kill you!
Chapter completed!