Chapter 264: Women are like clothes, I don't want to run naked
Xiao Ling pulled Xiao Han and turned away like a plague. Xia Kun noticed that they were escaping, and immediately said to the man next to him: "Brother, it's them, let's chase them!" He didn't wait for his senior brother's attitude, he picked up and chased after him.
Behind him, the handsome man sighed helplessly and shook his head: "What an uncivilized piece of wood, accepting death and being so stubborn." Then he also chased after him.
Because he had to accommodate Xiao Han's speed, although Xiao Han's speed had improved with his help, Xia Kun's speed was not slow either, so he was unable to distance himself.
"Husband, how did they find us?" Xiaohan looked back and glanced at Xia Kun, who was still chasing after him. She was speechless for this guy.
"How do I know?" Xiao Ling felt that she had a little back, so she could touch him.
Xiao Han pursed her red lips, and after thinking about it for a while, she spoke in a low voice: "Husband, it seems that avoidance is unavoidable. You'd better talk to him clearly and resolve the matter. Otherwise, even if you throw him away this time, he will be in trouble in the future.
It will still linger."
Xiao Ling nodded: "You're right. It depends on the situation before you decide whether to fight or not. How much force you need to fight depends on the guy's attitude. Wouldn't it be wrong to let a stinky boy chase him all over the mountain and spread the word?
Damn your husband’s reputation?”
"Don't be ashamed!" Xiao Han pouted, "Aren't you also a stinky boy?"
Xiao Ling snorted proudly and corrected her: "Woman, I'm correcting you. Your husband, I am a man, not a young boy. You have personally verified this yesterday."
Xiao Han's face turned slightly red and he spat: "Bah! You're not serious again, you always say some unreasonable things. Besides, how do you know if he is a man? Anyway, you are younger than me, you are just a rude person."
Do it boy."
"..." It seemed that he really didn't know if the brat who was chasing after him had said goodbye to his virginity.
"Besides, weren't you once chased all over the mountain by the Four Monsters of Wushan? This is not the first time." After saying this, Xiaohan laughed sweetly.
Xiao Ling growled like a bull, putting on an angry expression: "Woman, why don't you open the pot? I'm very angry, and the consequences will be serious."
Xiao Han turned a blind eye to his so-called anger, and still smiled like a flower: "You are angry, that's easy to deal with, isn't there someone who will come to your door to relieve your anger?"
"Woman, when did you become so evil?" Xiao Ling was a little surprised. "There are two of them. Are you afraid that I can't kill them? Are you going to become a newlywed widow?"
"What newlywed widow? I haven't married you yet?" Xiaohan smiled charmingly, "Besides, husband, haven't you made great progress? I have confidence in you." She knew that Xiao Ling was at the top of Kunlun.
After making a breakthrough, his skills improved a lot, "Besides, you can run away if you can't beat them. What's more, there are two of them, don't we also have two of us?"
She is also a competitive person, which can be seen from the fact that the author asked her to compete with the Dragon Girl in Qinggong as soon as she appeared.
"You're right, you're right. There are two of them, and there are two of us, so we won't suffer in a fight." Xiao Ling agreed with her point of view. When Xiaohan smiled slightly and was about to say something, Xiao Ling continued,
"If we really fight, I still have you by my side to cheer me up. They don't have this benefit."
Xiao Han's originally cheerful face darkened, and he glanced sideways at two knives: "What do you mean, my martial arts are so incompetent?"
"Of course not. Of course you can leave the heavy work like fighting to me. Your job is to cheer me up by the side. This is what a woman should do." He glanced down and gritted his teeth with a grudge.
"Damn it, I hate your jeans so much. From now on you should wear skirts, super short is best."
"Of course it's good. It's convenient for teasing, right?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes angrily. This guy's brain is probably yellow.
"Correct answer." Xiao Ling admitted it bluntly and tried to be an honest woman. "It would be better if there was a strong wind howling on the mountain." After saying this, she smiled.
"Death look." Xiao Han's beautiful eyes full of love swept over him, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
The smile in Xiao Ling's eyes grew stronger, her steps stopped abruptly, she pulled Xiao Han into her arms, and turned around to face Xia Kun and his senior brother who were chasing after him.
"Let go, don't let people see the joke." Xiao Han broke away from his arms lightly, pretending to be displeased, thinking that he had covered up his shyness well.
Xia Kun chased them up several hills with all his strength, and when he saw them suddenly stopping, he was shocked for a moment, but he kept walking and moved quickly to catch up with the two of them.
"Thank you for chasing me all the way." Xiao Ling greeted him with a deep smile. As for Xiao Han, when she thought of the passionate scene when she was caught by Xia Kun before, she couldn't help but her cheeks were as red as fire, and her eyes were flickering.
Dare to look at him.
He wanted to put a smile on Xia Kun's hard search for the past ten days, but the person involved was not willing to do what he wanted. He smiled coldly: "You guys came all the way, thank you for your hard work."
"You know how hard it is, so why are you chasing us?" Xiao Ling sarcastically replied.
"Since you know how hard it is, why are you still running?" Xia Kun said tit for tat.
"Would you run away if you didn't chase me?" Xiao Ling argued with reason.
"If you don't run away, why do I need to chase you?" Xia Kun refused to give in.
Xiaohan raised his forehead, oh my god, isn't this a puzzle as speechless as which came first, the chicken or the egg?
At this time, Xia Kun's senior brother also caught up. He said to Xia Kun in a helpless and powerless tone: "Junior brother, why are you so stubborn and making yourself unhappy?"
Xia Kun remained silent, staring at Xiao Ling with anger in his eyes.
"So I came here with helpers." Xiao Ling glanced at the sunset in the sky nonchalantly.
"Aren't you bringing a helper with you?" Xia Kun immediately returned the favor.
"What do you know? She is my wife. We are of the same mind as husband and wife. We are one person, and she is just a rib that fell off my body." Classmate Xiao Ling shamelessly stated her reasons.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes wildly, hubby, you are so shameless, you can think of all these reasons, but by the way, it seems that you have lost a lot of ribs, how come you are still standing here?
Xia Kun also responded immediately: "He is my senior brother. Brothers are of the same mind, and their sharpness can break gold, which is better than you and your ribs. Moreover, brothers are like brothers and feet, and women are like clothes. Hands and feet cannot be broken, and clothes can be changed."
Why are brothers like siblings and women like clothes? You have such thoughts, I curse you to never find a wife in your life. Xiaohan slandered him unhappily.
Xia Kun also responded immediately: "He is my senior brother. Brothers are of the same mind, and their sharpness can break gold, which is better than you and your ribs. Moreover, brothers are like brothers and feet, and women are like clothes. Hands and feet cannot be broken, and clothes can be changed."
Why are brothers like siblings and women like clothes? You have such thoughts, I curse you to never find a wife in your life. Xiaohan slandered him unhappily.
"You are right, brothers are like brothers and sisters, and women are like clothes." Xiao Ling spread his hands, "But I am a conservative person. I would rather cut off an arm than run around naked."
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately burst into laughter and his original depression was swept away. He almost hugged Xiao Ling and shouted, "Husband, I love you to death."
Although Xia Kun seems to be a master of verbal warfare, his skill seems to be a little faster than that of classmate Xiao Ling. He carried forward the fine tradition of Chinese people to use their strengths and avoid their weaknesses and said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, we clearly
We have already agreed that I will leave for a while and you will stay where you are waiting for me to come back and fight with you. How come you break your promise and run away after I leave even though you have already agreed?"
"Brother, can I ask you to use your brain to think about it?" Xiao Ling pointed to his head and said seriously, "How can a person like me, who has so many things to do, have so much time to spend with you? I am a promising young man,
I can't waste my time like you."
"Pfft..." Xiaohan was once again amused by this shameless guy. She found that ever since she was with him, she always had a smile on her face, or smiled or chuckled or laughed crazily, all because of him.
.If smiling for ten years is a correct argument, I may really be able to keep my appearance forever and be with him forever, without having to worry about black hair turning into white hair.
Xia Kun's indifferent voice added an additive, whose scientific name is anger: "Even if you are in trouble, you have promised to wait for me. A gentleman promises a thousand pieces of gold, how can you break your promise?"
Xiao Ling asked Heaven speechlessly, why did he meet a guy who had traveled from ancient times? He dismissed his arguments: "What nonsense is a promise of a thousand gold? I keep my promise and wait for you to come back, and you will give me a thousand gold when you come back.
Two pieces of gold?”
Xiao Han curled his lips, "You stinky guy, he said bad language again."
Xia Kun: "..."
This is the way humans argue.
"Besides, I have never said that I am a gentleman, am I right?" Xiao Ling glanced at Xiaohan, and Xiaohan suppressed a smile and replied cooperatively: "My husband is right, you are not a gentleman.
He is a little man."
Look! Xiao Ling bowed to Xia Kun: "Besides, what you said about a gentleman's words and a horse's whip has long been outdated. Grandpa Deng said that we must keep pace with the times, so don't hold on to it."
I won’t let you go before you leave, so just tell me what you want.”
Xia Kun snorted angrily, and Niu said coaxingly: "It's still the same, I want you to ask for some advice."
"Junior brother, you..." His senior brother wanted to persuade him, but he stopped him.
"Hey, why are you so pedantic and stubborn?" Xiao Ling sighed helplessly, "In that case, let's fight. How should we fight? Until we reach the point? Or until we die?"
Xia Kun said: "You helped me avenge myself. Originally, I should have thanked you, but it was you who prevented me from killing my enemies with my own hands, so I must ask you for some advice. However, there is no enmity between us, even though you said so."
I don’t believe it, but I won’t argue with you anymore, let’s stop there.”
Chapter completed!