Chapter 198: Flirting on the phone was tricked
It was night, Xiao Ling finished washing, walked out of the bathroom comfortably, took a look at the mobile phone placed on the sofa, hey, there was a new text message that he didn't read, and it was sent by the little fox Lin Haiwen. He couldn't help guessing
, this little fox is living with me now, can he just talk to me if he wants to talk? Why does he have to send messages so mysteriously?
?Is it because she has too much free information and nowhere to send it? Or does she have too much money and nowhere to spend it? Or... what she wants to say is said out of embarrassment? Thinking of this possibility, classmate Xiao Ling felt excited and couldn't wait to open it.
After reading the text message, I wanted to howl in the sky and transform into a wolf. Why? Please read the content of Miss Lin’s message:
Good guy, I miss you. Come here secretly at 11 o'clock tonight. Don't let Sister Ran and the others know. I'm waiting for you in sexy lingerie!
Could it be that this little fox is full of love and unbearably lonely, and wants to fulfill his wish tonight? Could it be that the sexual life he longed for is going to begin tonight?
A certain wolf was so elated that he danced and danced with joy. He couldn't wait any longer. He wished he could slip over immediately, hold the little fox in his arms, and care for him. But when he looked at the time, it was only ten o'clock, and there was still one hour left. One hour, so short.
In just one hour, it was already a torment for him.
He paced back and forth in the room uneasily for a while, and decided to find a beautiful woman to harass and harass her first to pass this difficult time. As for the target of harassment, he had already thought about it.
"Sorry, the user you dialed is currently unavailable, please call again later." The damn system replied, making a certain wolf want to silence him.
If it doesn't work once, Xiao Ling dials again...
"Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off his phone."
Xiao Ling's teeth were itching with hatred. What a little girl, not only did you not answer my call, but you also dared to turn off the phone? It seems that your little butt is itchy and you want to be beaten.
He put down the phone depressedly, and two seconds later, with a thought in his mind, he found another number and dialed it.
"Big boss, shouldn't you be soaking in Wenrou Township at this time? Why do you have time to call me?" Ou Qing's teasing voice came through electromagnetic waves.
"Beauty Ou Qing, have you had your late night snack?" Xiao Ling smiled ingratiatingly, but she couldn't go straight to the topic, that would be too direct.
"I never eat late-night snacks. You know, beauties like us cannot eat late-night snacks if they want to maintain a perfect figure." Ou Qing said seriously.
o(╯□╰)o!
"...Um, beautiful classmate Ou Qing, have you taken a shower?" Xiao Ling was speechless for a while, then changed to a cliche.
"Why are you asking me this question? Do you want to help me wash it? Or do you want to take a mandarin duck bath with me? Aiyou, you are good or bad." Ou Qingjiao said quietly.
⊙﹏⊙, I originally thought that Ou Qing would be easier to deal with than Xu Jiali, so I chose to call her, but I didn’t expect that her level was not low either.
"Beautiful classmate Ou Qing, is Hai Ruo here? Can you let her answer the phone?" After being frustrated twice, Xiao Ling decided to go straight to the topic.
"After talking for a long time, it turns out that you want to find Ruoruo. You should have told me earlier. It's so reserved to leave. Why don't you hold yourself back? But if you want to find Ruoruo, why did you call me? You won't be without her.
Number." Ou Qing feels that if this is really the case, then this brat is too stupid. However, this situation should not happen.
"No, she...she refused to answer my call." Xiao Ling said pitifully with a sense of frustration.
"Oh, I understand." Ou Qing kept laughing over there. From the laughter, you can imagine how wildly she was laughing. "It turns out that someone was tired of the flowers at home and wanted to steal wild flowers, but the wild flowers couldn't be stolen."
Accept it. It’s no wonder that Ruoruo in our family is not a casual person, unlike a big bastard like you, who is not a casual person."
Xiao Ling's face darkened and she said in a deep voice, "Have you laughed enough? If you've laughed enough, can you give Hai Ruo the phone?"
"Okay, okay, I'll give her my phone right now, that's all." Ou Qing was still laughing, leaving Xiao Ling speechless. What's the similarity?
After a while, a timid voice came from over there: "Why are you calling me at this time? Is something wrong? Do Xiaoya and the others know?"
"You little bitch, how dare you not answer my call and turn off my phone? Is your butt itchy and you want to be beaten?" Xiao Ling pretended to be threatening.
"The phone is out of battery." Lan Hairuo made an excuse. As soon as this guy mentioned that incident, his face turned red. If he hadn't spanked him that time, he wouldn't have broken the relationship with him.
That layer of paper would have prevented the series of events that followed. Thinking of those ambiguous romances, my body became weak and my face felt extremely hot.
"Who are you lying to? I think you feel that your husband has not trained you enough, and you want me to train you some more?" Thinking of that sexy training, a certain part of the wolf began to get excited.
"Huh, come on. I'm waiting for you to come. There's a vacuum inside. Are you coming? Haha... I'm afraid you won't be able to come even if you want to." As long as they are not face to face, knowing that he can't do anything to me,
If Lan Hai could still continue to be tough, he would have to be stimulated to the point of being itchy.
"First let me show you how to behave, and when we meet, I will see how you sing "conquer" in front of me." Classmate Xiao Ling reminded her not to be too aggressive, otherwise she will regret it later.
"..." Lan Hairuo thought about it for a while and felt that what he said made sense. Over the phone, he could get some control over the phone, but once they met in person, he could round it up, flatten it out, or flatten it. He could do whatever he wanted. He really
There was no way to resist. Thinking of this, a certain woman smiled and said, "Uncle, in the dead of night, why are you looking for a girl?"
"Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? Girl, I miss you." Xiao Ling said with a smile.
"There are so many beauties around you, why would you think of me?" If Lan Hai didn't believe his lies, he snorted, "I see, you think I'm a lie, but if you want to do that thing, it's true."
"It's true that I miss you, and it's true that I want to do that thing with you." Xiao Ling smiled very obscenely and said something very dirty.
"Bah, **, I have been thinking about that thing all day long. There are so many beauties in your home, but they can't feed you enough." A certain woman said with a bit of sadness in her heart. Why didn't she want to live in that warm home?
?but……
"They don't even feed me, what about you waiting for you to feed me? Little girl, I've made you so horny that I'm so horny that I need to scream twice to vent my anger." A certain wolf remembered that he once heard the big wolf Zhou Hai say.
However, there was also the matter of calling ml. With an evil thought, he playfully made a request to Lan Hairuo.
"Bah, are you thinking only about women's bras and underwear? Why do you keep thinking about this dirty thing?" Lan Hairuo scolded in shame.
"You are wrong. I only think about women's breasts and butts. These are more practical. Moreover, this is the most beautiful and noble thing in the world. How can it be inappropriate? Call me twice to listen, sir. Wait.
It’s too late.”
"...Um...ah oh..." What surprised Xiao Ling was that he was just teasing, but Lan Hairuo was silent for a few seconds and actually made a sound of ecstasy, as if he was expressing his condolences.
, which made him even more excited. His ears stood up, and Lan Hairuo moaned over there: "Good brother, don't... don't kiss there..."
A certain wolf had to sigh with emotion, Hai Ruo was so bold, she actually followed his request and started flirting with him on the phone.
"Good sister, let your brother kiss you, come here." A certain wolf howled.
"No, that's a place for peeing. It's very dirty. Brother, don't... don't kiss me." Lan Hairuo's voice was so charming that it really made the wolves all over the world couldn't help but get excited.
"How could it be? Every inch of my sister's skin is clean and smells good. How can it be dirty? Come on, let your brother kiss you."
Before Xiao Ling finished her flirting words, Lan Hairuo over there burst into laughter and said while laughing: "So you like to kiss the toilet, you still have this hobby, you are really perverted, haha..."
o(╯□╰)o!
Lan Hairuo laughed loudly over there, and Xiao Ling was sweating profusely over there. Unexpectedly, he was fooled by this tough sister. He said viciously: "Little girl, you are so brave, how dare you play tricks on your family?"
Uncle, aren't you afraid of your butt blossoming?"
"Come here, I'll take off all my clothes and wait for you on the bed. As long as you dare to come, I'll let you do whatever you want. Come on, come on." Lan Hairuo seduced him with a charming smile, because he was sure that he didn't dare to risk being exposed to all the beauties in the family.
The danger of a siege came to her.
"Aren't you so arrogant just because I'm not with you now and can't do anything to you? When we meet, I'll teach you how to write the word 'regret'." Xiao Ling was angered by her.
, but he didn’t expect that she was playing tricks on him, he said angrily.
"Hey, who is afraid of whom? If you dare to do anything to me, I will tell Xiaoya that you sexually abused me. I will also tell your mother, the beautiful Ms. Yin Luoxue, that her precious son
Venting his desires on me is not something that people can bear. They abused me to the best of their ability. They made my belly bigger and refused to take responsibility. They forced me to go to the hospital for an abortion, but they refused.
Accompany me, but I have to go to the hospital alone to remove her grandson. I even paid for the operation myself. Oh, think about it if Ms. Yin Luoxue knew about such a feat of her son.
I will definitely be proud of him and reward him well." Lan Hairuo spoke in a very relaxed tone, "Tell me, do they believe you or me?"
Xiao Ling, who had been coaxing just now, suddenly saw a black eye, as if he saw the end of the world coming. He quickly put on a flattering smile and said: "Um, Hai Ruo, Ruoruo, Xiao Ruoruo, my husband knows that I was wrong
, for the sake of my husband’s first offense, please spare my husband this time. By the way, Xiao Ruoruo, when is your birthday? Do you have your eye on anything? Just tell me, don’t be polite to me.
.”
"My birthday is still three or two months away. Let me think about it..." Lan Hairuo thought for a while and said, "I am attracted to that necklace that was auctioned for one billion. What is it called? Oh.
, by the way, it’s called earsno.5.”
Xiao Ling felt a thunder falling from the sky, blasting his soul to pieces, and screamed: "You still kill me with one sword."
"Look at your virtue." Lan Hairuo sneered and said solemnly, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. If you have anything to do, tell me. If it doesn't matter, I'll die." Her cheeks turned red, she squeezed her legs gently, and spat.
He cursed himself secretly, he was really shameless.
Because she felt a little coolness between her legs, and there was actually nectar seeping out from the fragrant stream. When she was seducing the brat just now, she herself was also moved, and the shameful feeling when he did something bad to her could not help but emerge in her mind.
thing.
"I may have to go to the northwest, just in the next two days." Xiao Ling also became serious.
"Oh." Lan Hairuo responded calmly.
"That's it." Xiao Ling didn't know whether to feel like a failure or to blame her for being too ruthless. "Can you have another reaction?"
"Have a nice trip then." Lan Hairuo added.
"That's it." Why did she act so calm?
"Otherwise, what else do you want?" Lan Hairuo asked matter-of-factly.
"...I lost to you, will you come and give me a lift?"
"Isn't it enough to have them seeing you off? Why should I join in the fun?" Lan Hairuo said nonchalantly.
"You can really make me sad." Xiao Ling let out a long sigh.
"Come on, will you be sad for me?" Lan Hairuo snorted suspiciously, remained silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Where to go?"
"Kunlun."
"What are you going for? To hunt for treasure, you have to travel so far."
"No, my treasure is in Lingzhou, in Weiweiju." Xiao Ling clearly hinted.
"Who are you kidding with your smooth tongue and sweet words?" Lan Hairuo said with sweetness in his heart.
"I lied to you." Xiao Ling laughed.
"I knew you were lying to me. Fortunately, I wasn't fooled by you... It's a long journey, so be careful along the way." Lan Hairuo originally wanted to ask if he needed anyone to go with him, but when he thought about it, even if he wanted to take a beautiful woman with him, it would be his turn.
I couldn't help myself, so I didn't ask after all.
"I finally waited for these words." Xiao Ling was in a good mood for a moment.
"You made this call just to hear what I said." Lan Hairuo's mouth curled up, his starry eyes half-squinted, and he said bravely, "You're so boring... I'm hanging up."
"Kiss me once and then hang up."
Chapter completed!