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Chapter 249 The image of the hero

"But it is banned from bringing your own wine and food, which is explicitly prohibited by national laws." Huoyun Shen smiled coldly, "And I didn't see the prohibited sign."

"Oh, idiot, it's because national laws prohibit this, so you can't put up a sign." Mo Xing said with a smile. In short, that's it. If you want to eat in a bar, you must buy the food from our store."

"The overlord terms, you're considered overlord terms." Fang Qiuping coughed desperately, rushed to Mo Xing and shouted. Mo Xing slapped him away, and his eyes smiled into crescent shape again: "If you don't like it, you can change to another bar. By the way, also, does this guest like brushing teeth? It smells very bad?"

Seeing Fang Qiuping turning over 3,600 degrees in the air, drawing a beautiful arc and falling heavily in front of the Fire Cloud God, Li Ke was stunned. Sun Ning gave a thumbs up and whispered: "The boss is the boss, he is merciless and doesn't care about the other party's identity and ability at all."

Li Ke laughed: "Xiao Ning, that's of course. I don't think about Mo Xing's strength, so I naturally don't care about the slightest odor."

Everyone in the Secret Service laughed a few times, and at the same time, they took out a high-purity particle vacuum gas mask from the storage ring and quickly put it on their faces.

Since last night, I had already known Fang Qiuping's terrible Toyama and the others' faces changed, and their butts were twisting restlessly in their seats. They looked at the door from time to time, thinking about how they could escape from here as quickly as possible if something happened.

Huo Yun Shen looked at Mo Xing like an idiot. Seeing Fang Qiuping slowly get up from the ground, he sneered and muttered in a low voice: "You dare to mess with a stinky fart like this. It's true that everyone can't handle it. Humph, but that's all. Once the stinky fart is angry, even the innate master will die."

Fang Qiuping rubbed his chin and moved his chin. He smiled bitterly and slowly took out another can of canned sweet potatoes. Mo Xing put the canned food in his hand heavily on the table and sang: "Hey, didn't I say that, guests are not allowed to prepare their own food. Hey, hey, haven't you heard the guests?"

"Hmph, I'll eat it here, so what can you do?" Fang Qiuping pulled open the can and poured it into his mouth.

"...Wow!" He squirted out again, looking at the glass in his hand, he covered his mouth and moaned, "How is that possible?"

"So fast!" This time it was not only the Fire Cloud God, but the others couldn't help but take a slight breath.

"Oh, didn't I say that I'm not allowed to bring my own food. Guest, do you want to be bombarded by us?" Mo Xing said with a smile, and another can of canned sweet potatoes on the table.

"How is it possible, how is it possible? How could this man be confused about what others eat? Has he seen my ability to activate my weaknesses only after eating sweet potatoes? Impossible, impossible... Even if the guys from the Mishifu Office know this information, this guy is absolutely impossible to know." Fang Qiuping looked at Mo Xing in horror. After a long time, he slowly put the glass on the bar and laughed in a low voice: "Then, how much does it cost to buy that can of canned food by bar owner?"

"Not too much, no more, this can cost fifty dollars." Mo Xing said with a smile without any awakening.

"Fifty? I only bought it in the supermarket for ten yuan. It's too dark here." Fang Qiuping almost jumped up, "Damn it, I want to complain to you to the Consumer Association."

"Oh, don't you know that all consumer items in the bar will be priced five times?" Mo Xing dug his ear hole and said lazily, "It is your freedom to complain wherever you go, but don't think about eating here if you don't pay now."

"Okay, you're ruthless." Fang Qiuping took out a can of cans again and said fiercely, "Then I'll pay fifty dollars to eat this green bean."

"Uh... I'm sorry, the sweet potato is fifty, and the green beans need to add another ten yuan." Mo Xing said with a smile.

"Extortion, this is definitely a naked blackmail!" Fang Qiuping almost squeezed the can in his hand, looked at Mo Xing who was lazily digging his nostrils, and finally took out sixty dollars and threw it on the bar.

"So bar owner, I can eat now, right?" Fang Qiuping sneered.

Mo Xing saw Siyi, who was collecting money, make an expression of the price, and immediately nodded, "Then there is no problem. Do this customer need us to prepare a plate for you?"

"No need, thank you for your kindness."

Fang Qiuping slowly opened the can and slowly poured the can into his mouth. He sneered in his heart: "This guy will definitely not let me eat it, hum, I will definitely not... At the last critical moment, he will definitely change it... Hey? Hey? Hey, I seem to have eaten it, yes, it's real bean... He didn't take action! What's going on?"

The same problem also emerged in the minds of Li Ke, Huo Yunshen and others.

Seeing Fang Qiuping slowly telling the whole can of canned food and eating it cleanly, Li Ke suddenly roared: "This idiot, let him eat it, really let him eat it. Oh my God, what do he want to do, are he looking for death?"

Looking at Li Ke who rushed over suddenly, Huo Yun Shen rushed over with a grin: "Hmph, although I don't know what's going on, but if this fool asks the stinky fart to eat, then everything will be over. Especially if the stinky fart is still eating beans, the power will be even more terrifying."

"Well, you won't let you succeed. You must kill this guy before he can be transformed!" Li Ke gritted his teeth tightly, and slashed Fang Qiuping's neck hard.

"Don't think about it!" A fire shield suddenly condensed in the hands of the Fire Cloud God, and slapped Li Ke's face hard.

"Hey, hey, I have a headache for you to do this!" Mo Xing sighed and said with a smile, "Didn't I say it? Fighting is not allowed here. Who will be responsible for breaking the furniture? Two... didn't stop my words in their ears?"

Huo Yun Shen and Li Ke blinked, looked at the muzzle that suddenly hit their throat, and the corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and at the same time, they said dryly: "I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble!"

Seeing Li Ke and Huo Yun Shen separated in disappointment, Mo Xing put away the ghost gun and sat back in his seat and smiled: "That's right, I want to fight out. I have destroyed public property. Anyway, the government has paid for repairs, but if the things here are broken, I need to pay for it."

As he said that, he picked up a can of canned sweet potatoes on the table and took a bite.

"Hey, don't eat other people's food without the consent of others." Fang Qiuping proudly threw away the can in his hand and sneered, "Didn't the bar owner's mother educate you that eating other people's food may be poisoned?"

"Oh, is that?" Mo Xing ate the whole canned food in one bite, then wiped it with his mouth, "It's sweet and greasy, and the taste is pretty good. But it seems that I'm lucky and haven't been poisoned yet."

"Hmph, yes, there isn't now, but you'll soon taste the power of the invincible poison gas." Fang Qiuping smiled grimly. Suddenly his face changed, he covered his nose, took two steps back in horror, and snorted: "Hey, bar owner, what's the thing you are here that rotten? Why is it so smelly?"

Mo Xing shook his nose and frowned and said, "Is that true? Why didn't I smell it? Deputy Director Li, did you smell it?" He turned his head and looked, and the others in the bar had disappeared without a trace.

Li Ke's head with a gas mask came out from outside the bar gate and said in a muffled voice: "I'll fuck it, it smells so big, and it's not the same smell. Even my gas mask doesn't work. Mo Xing, are there dead rats in your bar?"

"Tao Li, ordinary people wouldn't think of that aspect at all, right?" Cheng Kai casually lit a cigarette, inserted it into the gas mask vent, and sighed: "It's obvious that someone is farting... Damn it, I can't help but smelly farts, but the smell of the cigarette is blocked tightly. What a bullshit gas mask."

Huoyun Shen and Fang Qiuping rushed out of the bar, lying on the ground, gasping for breath. After a long time, Fang Qiuping shouted fiercely: "Damn it, who is so ignoring morality and law and farting casually? And he didn't even notify me."

"Hey hey hey, it's you?" Everyone looked at Fang Qiuping with contempt at the same time, and even the Huo Yun Shen rolled his eyes at him.

"Hey, what are your eyes? It's not me. Well, although I want to let it go, I haven't let it go yet." Fang Qiuping roared, "What kind of person is Fang Qiuping? I, Fang Qiuping, don't you dare to admit it. It must be someone else, it must be someone else's."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Mo Xing who was still sitting in the bar.

"No..." Cheng Kai threw the gas mask to the ground, holding the cigarette in his mouth and murmured, "That was the bastard Mo Xing just now, right?"

Mo Xing's eyes twitched a few times, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Are you suspicious of me? Haha, it's really ridiculous. How could I make such a terrifying stinky fart? Besides, I obviously didn't smell anything? Could it be that you joined forces to fool me, right?"

"It's common sense for those who farts, don't think they're farts smelly." Fang Qiuping pointed at Mo Xing fiercely and shouted, "Even people with bad tastes like to smell their anger, just like me..."

"What qualifications do you have to say to others, you perverted guy?" Mo Xing shouted without hesitation, "Damn it, I just smelled it now. Ummm, it turns out that it's because of tetanus recently, and your nose has not been cured yet. It seems that you need to go to the hospital for a look."

"The innate masters can get tetanus. It's just the reason I just made it up." Cheng Kai roared angrily, "Besides, since I smelled it, why didn't I come out quickly? Do you want to be suffocated to death?"

"You're so anxious. I've been sitting for a long time and my thighs are cramped." Mo Xing shook his nose again, walked out helplessly, and murmured, "Damn it, I really didn't smell anything."

"Ahhhh, you guys saw it. He shook his nose hard in the end. It was obvious that he put it." Fang Qiuping clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "But the fart can actually smoke me out. Who are you?"

"You ask who I am?" Mo Xing smiled faintly, stretched out his hand and stroked his hair: "I am the famous, handsome, elegant and graceful girl who fascinated thousands of beautiful girls in the wind..."

"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..." A series of strange noises suddenly rang out.

"..." Everyone took two steps back again, then two steps back, and then two more steps... After a moment, everyone disappeared at the corner of the street more than a hundred meters away.

Fang Qiuping roared: "Bastard, you dare to argue. It's obviously because you fart. And it's still smelly and loud, which directly breaks the truth of 'no smelly farts'."

"What kind of bullshit truth is this? Even if you are a stinky fart, can't you fight?" Fire Yun Shen roared angrily.
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