Mo Xing looked down, blinked his eyes, and whispered: "Comrade Police next door, I have a problem."

The man next door said in a slut: "Well, let's talk."

"I said, your second move is indeed high. But...what should I do if I don't wear underwear?" Mo Xing coughed a few times and asked helplessly.

The next door was silent. After a long time, he suddenly roared: "Fuck, you pervert who doesn't wear underwear, go to death. Don't you know that not wearing underwear will cause great harm to your body? If the door below is opened, it's very good

It is easy to ruin the social atmosphere. How can you learn from me? I want to borrow yours."

"I x, you pervert, aren't you wearing underwear? What qualifications do you have to say to me?"

"What qualifications do you have to compare with me? I am the policeman and I wear underwear outside."

"I haven't worn underwear since I was a child, why are you?"

"Damn!" The two men cursed at the same time again.

After a moment, the man whispered, "If you don't have underwear, you'll have socks."

"I'm not wearing socks (I'm barefoot)," said the two of them at the same time, and then fell silent at the same time.

Half a day later, the man next door said in a deep voice: "Since that's the case, I have to use the third move to 'abandon the soldier and protect the coach'."

"Is there any difference from the previous move?" Mo Xing frowned.

"The last move was a car, and if you lose it, you will lose it. There is nothing to do. But this time it is a trophy, and you can't move it unless you have to." The man next door groped in his pocket and murmured: "For example, soft

Certificates, banknotes, girlfriend photos, martial arts secrets, etc., in short, they are things that you are reluctant to take out on weekdays.”

Mo Xing asked while touching his pocket, "Comrade, how many have you found?"

"Are you annoying? Wait..."

The two of them went up and down, and they looked through the holes in their clothes. After a long time, Mo Xing said quietly: "Comrade, let me tell you something. First, my girlfriend has never taken photos. Second, I just

I was robbed and I had no dime left on me.”

The next door was silent. After a long time, he roared suddenly: "Bastard, are you still a man? As a man, you can't keep a penny on your body. You might as well fall into the toilet and drown."

"Bastard, don't talk about me for now. Do you have anything on yourself?" Mo Xing fought back without hesitation.

"Bastard, don't underestimate me, I still have a few dollars on my body." As he said that, he heard a few crisp sounds from the next door, and something rolled over from the gap under the partition. Mo Xing bent down and picked it up.

At first glance, a one-yuan coin...

"Bastard, is the money you have on you the same scoundrel? Are you using these things to wipe your butt? You are not afraid of stuffing it inside and not being able to get it out." Mo Xing roared, then stuffed a one-yuan coin into his pocket.

"Um... it's stuck, I can't get out..." A moan suddenly came from the next door.

"...hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, did you use it? You really dare to use it? Oh my God, you'll kill this idiot with a lightning." Mo Xing almost went crazy.

With a "bang", the man breathed a long sigh: "It's okay, I'm out."

"Vomit..." Mo Xing almost squirted out.

The toilet fell into silence again. After a long time, the man next door said tremblingly: "Since the first three moves have not been successful, I have to use the ultimate weapon - a big killer weapon."

"Big Killing Weapon? What's this time?" Mo Xing obviously lacked confidence in this person.

"The hero cut off his arm!" The man slowly stretched out his hands and murmured: "Brother, do you know what a person's hands do?"

"Hey, hey, hey..." Mo Xing's cheeks twitched wildly, "You won't be...you won't want it..."

"There are only two of us here, and there is a washing table outside. As long as you wash it, no one will know, right?" The man muttered in a low voice. A cold sweat oozed out of Mo Xing's forehead, staring at his hands blankly.

Is there really no choice?

"No..." Mo Xing almost vomited after thinking about it, "No, I don't want to do this. My jade hands are still used to eat and touch the cute little girl's skin. How could it be defiled now?"

"Take small for big." The man murmured, "Do you want to squat here like this for the rest of your life? Are you just sleepy here because of a piece of shit? I heard... I heard, if a person is

If you die in the toilet like this, your soul will be trapped in the toilet for the rest of your life and you will not become a Buddha even if you are..."

Mo Xing's lips twitched: "Boss, you're saying too much. As long as you persist until the managers go to work tomorrow, we will be relieved."

The man didn't hear what Mo Xing said at all, and still muttered to himself: "Shit, is it dirty? How many invisible bacteria and viruses do people have to touch every day? For example, I don't know how many people have done this toilet.

, Maybe there will be people with xx disease... and wash your hands and you will definitely clean? The faucet is covered with many bacteria, the air, and the food you eat...even if

No matter how fresh the meat is, it is also a rotten corpse... The whole body of humans is virused, so why should I wash my hands? The whole body is full of shit..."

"..." Mo Xing's sweat came out: "This guy next door is going to be driven crazy soon, right?"

"...Since that's the case, why am I doing wiping my butt? Let's go out like this." After a long discussion, the man came up with a summary. With a creaking sound, the door of the next room opened, and Mo Xing said in surprise:

"Hey, boss, are you really going out like this?"

There was a silence outside. After a moment, another man's voice sounded: "Li Ke, as the captain of the fifth team of the Operations of the Secret Service, you don't wear pants, why are you just walking out naked like this?"

"Secret Service...Captain of the Fifth Detachment..." Mo Xing almost bit his tongue off.

There was still silence outside. After a while, the room next door made a "squeak" sound again. Then, Li Ke, the captain of the Fifth Detachment of Operation, said: "Brother Ma, have you brought the paper you brought?"

Ma Qin said angrily: "You bastard, why are you going in? If you want to go in, you have to take the paper in first. I have worked hard to run back to the city. Is this pack of heart-to-heart contact easy to buy?"

"Heart-to-heart connection?" Mo Xing opened his mouth wide, wishing he could rush out and grab the paper. At this moment, another voice came from outside: "Brother Xing...Brother Xing? The paper you want

I bought it, with a faint mint fragrance. Are you used to it? No, I will go back and change it to the jasmine fragrance."

"Liu Yi..." Mo Xing shed tears excitedly, "Xiao Yi, if you are a woman, I will kiss you to death. It was too timely..."

Ma Qin outside said in a deep voice: "Who are you? Why do you look so familiar?"

Liu Yi was also puzzled and said, "Oh, after saying this, I really think we have met? May I ask, are you your surname?"

"My surname is Ma, who is your priest?"

"Oh, my surname is Liu."

"..." Two people stared at each other for a long time and shouted suddenly: "You...you...you are you guys. I had a fight with me just now, but I didn't expect to meet you now

You are here. You evil dragon killer (you dead policeman), go to die!"

With a loud "bang", the single room in the toilet was creaking. Hearing the banging gunshots outside, Mo Xing screamed: "Hey, two, throw the paper in first, then hit it

That's fine."

"Brother Xing, Brother Xing, next to you is a secret service person, help beat him..." Liu Yi was panting and shouted. Ma Qin immediately shouted: "Li Ke, beside you

It was the evil dragon killer, and he immediately killed him."

"Who destroys who?" Liu Yi and Ma Qin yelled at the same time, and the weapons in their hands collided fiercely.

With a "boom", half of the toilet collapsed.

"Get a fuck." Mo Xing and Li Ke sat helplessly on the toilet, holding their chins with their right hands and knocking the falling garbage away with their left hands. "Even if I am a killer (police), I still have shit on my butt now

The killer (police). Don’t you know? The combat power of a person with bare ass is 10,000 yuan."

Just as the fighting outside became farther and farther away, the two of them sighed at the same time. After a while, Li Ke said quietly: "I have been making trouble for a long time, it turns out that you are the killer of the evil dragon."

"I only realized that you are from the Secret Service." Mo Xing sighed.

"Oh, brother, we have experienced life and death just now. As the saying goes, a couple has a hundred days of gratitude... No, a hundred days of gratitude in the toilet. You won't do a vicious way to take advantage of others' diarrhea, right?"

Li Ke opened the space storage ring and sang the weapons inside while churning.

"Please, brother, will I attack someone who is the same as me? Don't worry, fighting, killing, etc. is the most annoying." Mo Xing frowned while churning his space storage ring, "Brother, aren't you?

I will take the opportunity to insult me, but your Secret Service has a bad reputation."

"Oh, brother, you have to believe in brother. The most important thing now is to find a way to wipe your butt." Li Ke took out a high-explosion grenade and looked at it. He estimated the explosion distance, but put it back.

"Yes, yes, I have a suggestion. Why don't we go out together and stick out our butt and let the wind dry?" Mo Xing pulled it casually, pulled out an explosive bag, thought about it, and threw it in again.

"It's not good to do this. After all, we are all civilized people. If this is spread, forget it if the organization loses people. Where can we put our own face? After all, the boss is not young, and I haven't married yet." Li Ke suddenly said that

He was stunned and said, "Hey, brother, I have a few pieces of paper here, do you use it?"

"What paper?" Mo Xing asked vigilantly.

"Sandpaper for grinding weapons..."

"Sandpaper... This thing cannot be used, right?" Mo Xing's forehead began to sweat again.

"But at this critical moment, it's a paper thing after all. Well... Although it's a little thicker and more sand, it's still useful..." Li Ke looked at the sandpaper in his hand, and his eyes were crazy.

Twitching.

"That's right. In this case, even sandpaper is equivalent to a fragrant heart-to-heart connection." Mo Xing only felt that his butt was cramping.

"So well, because we are sharing the hardships, I will give you one." As he said that, Li Ke pushed a piece of sandpaper through the gap under the partition.

Mo Xing trembled with his hands and saw that the sandpaper was half a centimeter thick. It seemed that he had never used it. It was as hard as steel plates. It was also sandy on both sides, and the sand grains were rough and larger.

Rice grains.

Looking at such "exquisite" sandpaper, Mo Xing felt that his butt was not only cramping, but also his large intestine was stirred together.

No, absolutely not. If you use this thing to wipe your butt, it will be a trivial matter, and you may be disabled for the rest of your life.

But this is the only paper. If you don’t need it, what can I replace it? Oh my God, I have to withstand the temptation, resist the temptation...

Suddenly, "Shila" came from next door, and the sound of sandpaper rubbing objects. Mo Xing was shocked and said tremblingly: "Comrade from the Secret Service next door... did you really use it?"

There was a helpless voice coming from next door, sucking cold air again: "No...no, there is no way. There is only...this paper. Sorry... I'll use it first, brother... Actually, after using this thing.
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