【Chapter 69】Introduction
Li Xiaochen laughed and joked with her while explaining the cause and effect of the incident. However, because Tang Yao had said not to mention hiring him as a part-time boyfriend for free to others, Li Xiaochen omitted this part.
Jiang Mier was originally annoyed that he and Tang Yao were so intoxicated by their kiss. Her heart felt like a vinegar vat had been overturned, and there was a sour taste everywhere.
But hearing his kindness towards me in his words, he wasn't so jealous anymore.
After muttering a few words to Li Xiaochen, she couldn't help but walk down the steps to put her past feud behind her.
Tolerant forgiveness does not mean that there are no knots in the heart. Especially for a smart woman like Jiang Mier, of course she understands that a man's promise is the most unreliable.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will eventually lose her beauty due to old age.
If you want to hold a man's heart for a long time, you will never rely on the beauty of a fairy that fades as quickly as a flower blossoms and falls, nor on a hot figure as graceful and graceful as a demon, nor on a poignant love like Luo Zhuliang Zhu.
In fact, no matter which method is used, there is no guarantee that a man will not change his mind.
This has always been a complex issue that both men and women can't figure out, and it's still confusing.
Moreover, Jiang Mier knew very well that she had not yet reached such an important position in Li Xiaochen's heart.
This is also her greatest advantage - she is always aware of her strengths and weaknesses and can maximize her strengths to make up for her weaknesses.
She firmly believes that treating men is the same as the ancient emperors governing the country and today's business management. Only the right way is to use both kindness and power, rewards and punishments.
Rather than clinging to what has already happened, it is better to treat it harshly, with appropriate lenient punishments, small punishments and big warnings.
It can not only reflect your own kindness, but also make the other person feel grateful.
However, this does not apply to every man. There are thousands of ways to deal with men. Jiang Mier just chose the one that worked best for Li Xiaochen.
And the result in exchange, judging from Li Xiaochen's reaction, is indeed good. It can at least keep him honest for a while.
When the trouble was enough, Jiang Mier sat cross-legged on the bed and said to Li Xiaochen, who was smiling evilly: "Stop laughing. Sit down quickly. I want to teach you how to inject the soul into the inner elixir and complete the process of condensing the elixir as soon as possible.
Finally practice."
When he mentioned this, Li Xiaochen immediately remembered the roster Qin Yufei gave him: "Jiang Mi'er, do you have a brother named Jiang Junning?"
"Well, he's my half-brother. Where did you hear that? I don't think I told you." Jiang Mi'er stared at him with doubtful eyes.
Li Xiaochen avoided talking about this and continued to ask: "Is he very powerful? How far has he cultivated Taixuan Tianqingdao?"
Jiang Mier shook her head: "I have never seen him take action. But if the elders in the family want to find someone to replace me, they will definitely support brother Junning. He has strength, is cautious in doing things, and is a very reassuring man.
.Much more reliable than you."
"Don't you think your last sentence is redundant? Am I unreliable?" Li Xiaochen retorted disapprovingly.
Jiang Mier smiled and said: "You, you are still far from being reliable. It feels very flamboyant and extremely unreliable."
"If you don't say a few words to me, you will die." The shocked Li Xiaochen lowered his head and fell on the bed.
"This is for you to recognize the reality. Although you are not reliable now, I believe that you will become reliable in the future. When you become a real man, when you understand what responsibility is, you
He will be the most reliable man in the world."
Li Xiaochen chewed on her words for a long time: "The implication is that you are going around the corner and scolding me for not being a real man?"
Jiang Mier put on a cowardly expression, nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, of course."
Boss Li Xiaochen looked unhappy and said, "Put your butt over here."
"You stinky gangster, what do you want to do?" Jiang Mi'er moved back, alert.
"Spank your ass." Li Xiaochen made a ferocious pounce, caught Jiang Mi'er who was trying to escape, and slapped her hard on the butt several times, "I told you to hurt me! Believe it or not, I shook my tiger body, and today
I'll do it for you tonight, so you can see what a real man is?"
After he finished speaking, he stretched out his fingers to poke some squeaks on Jiang Mi'er's waist and armpits, making her delicate body tremble and she giggled non-stop.
After spending many days together, Li Xiaochen and Jiang Mier became more and more affectionate. Their movements became larger and larger, and they became more and more intimate.
"I won't play anymore, I really won't play anymore. I want to tell you about cultivation. You...hehehe, don't touch me, it's so itchy...hehe... don't take the opportunity to touch me..." Jiang Mier knocked off Li
Xiaochen stretched out his unruly thief's hand and gave him a few big white eyes that couldn't hide his smile.
She sat down again, hiding her playful intentions, and said seriously: "You have reached the late stage of condensation. As long as you put the soul into the inner elixir, the fairy fetus will be pregnant. After that, you will go to Taixuan Tianqing.
Let’s proceed to the third level of foundation building. Once we successfully build the foundation, it means that we will set off to return to the Jiang family and accept the test of the great elder. If it goes well, our agreement will be completed."
"Then what are your plans in the future?" Li Xiaochen vaguely felt that things were not that simple.
"Of course you and I have gone our separate ways. I have to do what I have to do. You come back and continue your unfinished studies."
Li Xiaochen felt a little sad when he heard her speak so comfortably. Doesn't this mean that he and Jiang Mi'er will be separated in the future?
Seeing the displeasure on his face, Jiang Mier pursed her lips and smiled: "You can't bear to leave me?"
Li Xiaochen sat up straight as if he had been stabbed in the butt by an awl: "Nonsense! Who can't bear to let you, the devil, go? I wish I could get rid of you right away so that I don't have to be teased by you every day."
Hearing what he said, the smile on Jiang Mier's face became even stronger.
"Okay, when we separate, don't go home and hug the pillow, hide in the dark corner, and secretly shed tears without any purpose. Also, I made a bet with you before. Do you remember? Mr.
One day, you will be unable to help but fall in love with me. Your feelings for me are just like my name, it must be sweet and spicy, love and hate, dissatisfied with desire, and unable to stop!"
After saying that, Jiang Mier punched his heart and said: "I am a female devil who wants to torture your heart and make you miserable. The more painful you are, the happier I will be. Uh-huh,
I feel like I’m about to capture your heart. What do you think?”
If it were before, Li Xiaochen would have to say something back.
But now, all he could think about was the sad scene after separation from Jiang Mier.
After being in a daze for a while, Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly: "You have succeeded. I can't resist your magical charm. You torture me."
Seeing that he had no fighting ability at all, Jiang Mier suddenly felt bored: "Don't be so serious, okay? It's like something. Stop making trouble. I'll teach you to pay attention to your soul."
After the previous preparations, the inner elixir is ready and can be entered into the womb.
Everything that exists must inevitably perish. This is an eternal truth.
However, the physical body is perishable, but the spiritual consciousness is immortal.
Although the physical body is a false self, people can use the false self to cultivate the true self and attain enlightenment.
Since Taixuan Tianqingdao condensed the elixir into the womb, it has gradually shifted from external training to internal cultivation, from strengthening the body to improving the soul.
The method of entering the womb is not difficult. You only need to concentrate your mind and imagine that the self-spirit in the body enters the inner elixir.
Jiang Mier only gave a few hints. Li Xiaochen understood the trick and put it into practice immediately.
As he gradually entered concentration, he saw darkness all around him. He seemed to be in a vast, lightless universe. He could not distinguish between east, west, north and south, nor could he tell the other side of this world.
Listening carefully, the thumping heartbeat came from far and near.
After listening carefully and attentively, Li Xiaochen suddenly understood.
Nearby there are the sounds of gastrointestinal peristalsis, the secretion of body fluids, the rhythm of breathing, and the slow flow of blood...
This is the inside of your own body!
But where is the inner elixir? How can I enter the womb if I can’t find the inner elixir?
Li Xiaochen secretly thought: The heart and lung lobes should be higher up. The Dantian, where the inner elixir is located, is in the abdomen. Although it cannot be seen, he should be able to find it based on the sound.
After making up his mind, he identified the sound and moved downwards.
With such a big abdomen, it was not easy to find the specific location of the Dantian. He dug around, but failed to find the inner alchemy, but fiddled with the stench in the intestines.
"Pfft--" A long and continuous fart sound was released from the back court of the physical body.
Its sound is like a passionate suona song, playing in the room with soul-stirring voice.
"Mama Mia, it stinks!" After holding it in for more than a minute, the high-pitched fart sound never ended. Jiang Mi'er pinched her nose, ran to the window, opened the window, and breathed heavily.
fresh air.
Qin Yufei, who had been hiding in the closet, was even more miserable.
There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no cabinet that is airtight.
Li Xiaochen's big fart made people cry and scream, and the stench spread to the sky. Not long after, it spread throughout the room. Even the wardrobe was not spared.
Qin Yufei couldn't get out of the cabinet, so she could only silently endure the stench that made her almost faint.
She couldn't help complaining in her heart: What did Li Xiaochen eat? Why is the gas he released so smelly? I really shouldn't have come in tonight to translate the information written in Xiaozhuan for him. Hurry up and get Jiang Mier away and let her go.
I am going out.
After more than two minutes, Li Xiaochen's shocking fart still continued.
Qin Yufei couldn't stand it anymore. She rummaged around in the closet and finally found the fragrance. She quickly brought it to her nose to dilute the terrible smell of Mo Ke Naihe.
Jiang Mi'er outside took the electric fan and turned it on to the highest setting, trying to disperse the bad smell in the air. She said to Li Xiaochen who had his legs crossed and his eyes closed: "Are you okay? I can't stand it anymore. You big fart."
Chapter completed!