【Chapter 43】I was hurt by you(1/2)
Since the big incident happened last time, Professor Peng has been criticized by the school leaders a lot.
Originally, the school's usual approach to dealing with such extremely heinous incidents was to dismiss the perpetrators and investigate them to serve as a warning to others.
Surprisingly, Dean Melzak did not expel him, but only gave him extremely severe punishment and allowed him to continue teaching.
This may be crueler than firing him directly.
On campus, Professor Peng will not only be despised by his colleagues, but also bear the disdainful looks of students who know him.
You will be embarrassed wherever you go.
If he resigns voluntarily and has a stain on his work experience, where can he find a teaching job?
Besides, how many schools in the country can offer as high a salary as Mei's School of Management?
Professor Peng stayed on based on the basic ideological policy of "If a person has no shame, he is invincible".
Who would have known that on the first day he returned to the classroom to teach, he would bump into this Li Xiaochen again, who had caused him complete loss of face.
"Professor, this... this is a misunderstanding. We were just watching the video of your previous lecture." Li Xiaochen gave Professor Peng an embarrassed smile.
At this moment, all the students in the classroom were looking towards him.
The enthusiasm and excitement in the eyes that were looking forward to something happening made Li Xiaochen even more depressed: You guys who are gloating about misfortune, you still have the nerve to wait and see? This world can't let people live anymore.
!
"A video of my lecture?" Professor Peng snorted, disapproving of it, "Open it for me to see and for everyone to see."
"Now?" Li Xiaochen felt very embarrassed.
"Now!" Professor Peng shouted sharply.
Li Xiaochen didn't want to make a big deal out of the matter, so he chose to give in and say softly: "Professor, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time."
But Professor Peng didn't buy it: "Aren't you watching the video of my lecture? Is there something shameful? Are you watching a TV series or a movie?"
"No, no. I am indeed watching the video of your lecture." Li Xiaochen secretly pushed Tang Yao with his elbow, indicating that she could help.
Tang Yao didn't want him to be punished, so he interrupted: "Professor Peng, I can prove that he was really watching your lecture just now. Your class is lively and interactive, and it is very popular among students, right?
"
At the end of the sentence, Tang Yao also poked Li Xiaochen with her elbow. The latter nodded and echoed.
Professor Peng heard Tang Yao say a few nice words and knew that they were all flattery. Not to mention whether the flattery was comfortable or not, at least he was flattered.
Out of vanity, he wanted them to take a few more shots and coughed twice: "Since the class I teach is so interesting, why would you rather watch the video than listen to it live?"
Li Xiaochen could hear the signs that Professor Peng's tone had loosened up, so he knew that he should go with the flow and try his best to appease the professor's dissatisfaction. He quickly smiled and said: "Your knowledge is so profound. The lectures you teach are very interesting and have far-reaching implications. Like
A simple-minded student like me can't fully understand the profound meaning after listening to it once. I have tried a lot in private, but I still can't understand it. So I have no choice but to make a fuss in class..."
Professor Peng groaned "Ah" in his heart. His vanity was greatly satisfied.
But on the surface, he still kept a straight face: "Are the lessons I teach so profound? Even a smart student like you has to listen and learn over and over again?"
Li Xiaochen followed his instructions and flattered him all the way: "Professor, I will never tire of watching the video of your lecture! I have watched it for so long, and after watching it over and over again, I have different feelings every time. Among them
It’s so wonderful and amazing. I just don’t understand why your lectures are so enjoyable and so addictive. If I don’t watch your lecture videos at night, I’ll lie in bed tossing and turning and suffer from insomnia all night.
."
As he spoke, Li Xiaochen choked with sobs: "Professor, can you understand? My, this... enthusiasm for your lecture videos can no longer be increased."
Jiang Mier listened nearby and hurriedly covered her face with her textbook, covering her mouth and snickering.
Professor Peng is not an idiot. He can naturally tell the truth and lies. Only a ghost can believe Li Xiaochen's flattery.
But this does not prevent Professor Peng from enjoying the feeling of being flattered.
He nodded approvingly: "Okay. You can open my video now and show it to other students. Everyone should follow Li Xiaochen's example, study hard in academics, and study my lecture videos repeatedly."
"Ah?" Li Xiaochen was stunned.
Why did you spit a lot of saliva, flatter me for a long time, and finally watch the video?
"Ah what? Do you want me to help you put it down?"
"No, no, why bother the professor? I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself..." Li Xiaochen was sweating profusely. He opened "My Computer" and searched randomly among several disks, hoping to find something.
.
Professor Peng saw that he was struggling, so he helped him turn the external tuning knob, turned up the volume to the maximum, and said, "Hurry up. The classmates are waiting for you."
Li Xiaochen secretly shouted in his heart: Professor Peng, what did you do on purpose? Is there any video of your lectures in this? You clearly want to make me look embarrassed.
If this continues, it will be exposed sooner or later.
Why not simply explain the matter clearly and admit your mistake. Maybe you can get a lighter sentence?
At the moment when he was almost desperate, Li Xiaochen's eyes suddenly lit up.
As if grasping at a life-saving straw, he found a file called "Teaching Video".
Did Jiang Mier record Professor Peng's lectures when she came to class with him?
Li Xiaochenxuan even rejected this idea: It is unlikely. This is probably Jiang Mier's own professional lecture video.
No matter what, is it better than nothing?
I'll just come up with a random reason later and deal with Professor Peng.
Having prepared several excuses in his mind, Li Xiaochen asked Professor Peng for his opinion: "Then I will turn on the video recording of your lecture?"
Professor Peng nodded slightly and agreed.
All the classmates also looked at the laptop.
The classmates sitting behind Li Xiaochen also stretched their necks and stared at the LCD screen.
The classroom suddenly fell into silence, and there was a sound of a pin dropping.
Li Xiaochen took a deep breath to relieve the tension. He moved his finger and double-clicked to open the video.
The scream of ecstasy clearly came from inside.
"Don't - please be gentle - don't - my husband is coming back soon - ah! You are hurting me -"
After a short moment of silence, the entire large classroom suddenly exploded with laughter all over the floor.
Li Xiaochen stared blankly at the two pigs on the screen, exclaimed "It's over" in his heart, and turned to look at Jiang Mi'er.
This girl was already swaying with laughter, leaning on the window sill, laughing happily.
"Jiang Mi'er! You still have the nerve to laugh?" Li Xiaochen pulled her over with great dissatisfaction, "I have been harmed by you!"
Jiang Mi'er, who was laughing out loud, lay on his lap, overjoyed.
After a while, she wiped away the tears from her eyes and raised her head to talk to Li Xiaochen.
But when she saw the wonderful expression on his face, Jiang Mier couldn't help but fall down laughing.
Tang Yao on the other side was also smiling with endless smiles.
After being exposed to the troubled look from Li Xiaochen, she became even more unscrupulous, ignoring her usual image, and laughed loudly.
Soon, the laughing classmates were talking about this incident.
"Brother Achen is so awesome. Watching this kind of movie blatantly in the classroom doesn't count, and he also shares research with two beauties. Hahaha..."
"Realm, this is the state. The beauty is leaning against the body and sitting in the arms without confusion. The film is in the eyes and the heart is like still water. The sound is heard in the ears without any evil thoughts. Brother Achen is Liu Xiahui with noble moral character among post-modern men!
"
"Brother Achen, when will you lend me that film to watch?"
Faced with this chaotic situation, Li Xiaochen felt as if he could not escape even if he jumped to the Aegean Sea.
He waved his hands and hurriedly clarified: "It's not what you think. This is a cartoon. A boar is biting a sow's ear. It's not doing anything colorful. Students, don't let your imagination run wild.
,OK?"
Unexpectedly, this seemed to them to be a covert explanation, which triggered a new round of laughter.
Seeing that the situation was beyond his control, Li Xiaochen had no choice but to let them go.
He laughed a few times, looked at these seriously incompetent guys, and stopped talking.
Professor Peng stared at Li Xiaochen, filled with anger: "Is this the video you have watched many times? Is this what I will talk about in class?"
"Professor, this is a beautiful misunderstanding. I just made a mistake about the video, that..." Li Xiaochen was extremely embarrassed.
His mind was racing, trying to find a way to remedy the situation.
Professor Peng sneered: "Oh? Really? Your final grade evaluation may also cause some beautiful misunderstandings."
"No, Professor. I really didn't mean it. You have a lot of money, please spare me this time." Li Xiaochen is not a person who likes to cause trouble. He will never confront Professor Peng unless he has to.
Li Xiaochen wanted to tell him a lot of excuses, but the bell rang loudly.
Professor Peng ignored Li Xiaochen, returned to the podium to get his things, and walked out of the classroom.
He was worried that he could not punish this naughty and disobedient student. This happened to him today. He could go to the dean to talk about it.
To be continued...