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[Chapter 29] Lumberjack?

"Ah - Jiang Mi'er! You, you, you, you...you female hooligan!" Early in the morning, Li Xiaochen's strange cry scared away a few sparrows that were standing on the window sill to take a nap.

Jiang Mier rubbed her sleepy eyes and let out a sleepy "hmm" from her nose.

At this moment, she was like a well-behaved snow rabbit, lazily curled up on the sofa.

Li Xiaochen hid under the quilt, put on all his clothes and pants, and then walked up to her.

"Morning." Jiang Mier covered her mouth and yawned.

Li Xiaochen didn't say anything, just stared at her a few times, and then went to wash up.

Jiang Mier noticed something was wrong, put on slippers, walked outside the bathroom, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Xiaochen, who was brushing his teeth, snorted and muttered: "What did you do last night? You know it well."

"I know it in my heart?" Jiang Mier blinked in confusion, "I don't know."

Li Xiaochen turned around and stared at her, and said angrily: "Stop pretending to me. Did you take off my clothes last night?"

Jiang Mier nodded: "Yes."

Li Xiaochen scratched his head frantically and shouted, "Why can you act so calm? You are such a shameless woman, do you often do this kind of thing?"

Jiang Mier held her hands in front of her chest and said with a smile: "You still dare to say that. If it weren't for me last night, you would have died a long time ago. Do you know that condensing the pill like that will make you explode without any bones left?

.”

Li Xiaochen thought about it for a moment.

It's true. Something terrible seemed to have happened last night. I got angry and lost control, and then, and then...

Dizzy, I don’t remember the following things.

Although he didn't quite understand the situation, Jiang Mier would never harm him.

In this case, I should thank her...

wrong!

"I know that my method of compressing the true energy may be a bit whimsical. But, but... you don't have to strip me naked?" Li Xiaochen saw Jiang Mier's smart black eyes full of smiles, and felt like something

I didn't wear anything either, which was very embarrassing.

After all, Jiang Mi'er couldn't hold it back and laughed: "Do you know why people are not allowed to dry their feet after they sweat? Do you know why people have to dry their feet immediately after soaking their feet or taking a bath? Do you know that people are not allowed to dry their feet after exercising?

Why do you need to wipe it off as soon as possible after sweating?"

Without waiting for Li Xiaochen to answer, Jiang Mier continued: "You shed a lot of poisonous blood last night. If you don't clean it immediately, it will be bad for your health."

"So you washed me up very considerately, threw me back on the bed, and let me sleep naked on the bed all night?"

Jiang Mier added: "Strictly speaking, I covered you with a quilt."

"But you have seen every part of my body! Of course, I know you are doing it for my own good. I am also very grateful to you. But I..." Li Xiaochen blushed in embarrassment, "Anyway, you

It made me very confused and embarrassed. Do you know?"

"What's there to worry about? In Japan, many people have the habit of sleeping in the morning. It promotes blood circulation, improves beauty and loses weight. It's great."

"That's not what I said!"

Jiang Mier analyzed his facial expression and said clearly: "I understand. Once a girl sees your body, will you marry her home?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Mier burst into laughter and laughed.

"Nonsense!" Li Xiaochen glared at her, "I mean, you have seen my body, but I have not seen your body. Aren't you suffering a big loss?"

After saying that, Li Xiaochen held the toothbrush in his mouth and grabbed Jiang Mier with a wicked smile.

Jiang Mier hurriedly escaped, ran to the living room, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean it. This is the need of the plot, okay?"

"Then I am doing it now because of the plot needs. And this is the request of the director and the audience." Li Xiaochen rushed over with his teeth bared.

"I don't want to." Jiang Mi'er nimbly stepped aside, "You are such a playboy. After hugging Tang Yao, now you want to take advantage of me."

"That's different. I had no choice but to do it. If I didn't comfort her like that, I don't know what she would have done."

"Don't come here. Is that what you have to do to comfort others? It's just a waste of time. Don't deny it."

"Hey, don't frame me falsely. I will sue you for defamation. Besides, where did I spend my money?"

"Why don't you spend money? You have a beautiful woman like me to accompany you every day. Humph, you actually go to cuddle with other women. Your fiancée doesn't even get this treatment."

"Once again, I declare that I am a 'fake' fiancée. Also, isn't your treatment bad? Not only did you look at my body, but you also touched me countless times."

"I'm just going to touch you, how about that?" Jiang Mi'er touched Li Xiaochen's face teasingly with her fingers, and said with a smile, "Can't you touch the tiger's butt? I insist on touching it!"

"You!" Hearing her call his face a butt, Li Xiaochen was angry and amused, "Don't push me. A puppy will jump off a cliff to die in love when it's anxious. A rabbit will bite people's ears when it's anxious."

"Okay, it's up to you whether you want to jump off a cliff or bite your ears." Jiang Mi'er checked the time, stopped playing around, and pushed Li Xiaochen to the sink, "But before that, wash up quickly. The special car will be here soon

Coming to pick us up."



The so-called special car is a minivan. The next two days are weekends and there are no classes, so Jiang Mier arranged a two-day special training plan for Li Xiaochen.

The location of the special training is a remote forest farm far away from Yinluo City. This forest farm is privately owned.

The driver responsible for driving is the general manager of the forest farm.

Li Xiaochen increasingly felt that Jiang Mier had great supernatural powers. Even the people at the forestry farm knew her.

When he was in the car, he used his energy to look inside. Somehow, the true energy in his body was already in a liquid state.

Li Xiaochen had no idea that he had gone around the Gate of Hell last night and almost couldn't come back.

But he knew that the reason why he was still living well was all thanks to Jiang Mier.

Thinking about it carefully, she is very good to me. Although she often bickers and is often teased by her, I am really happy in my heart, like eating honey, sweet and greasy to make people happy.

Maybe this is Jiang Mier's unique charm.

It would be great if one day I could marry her.

It's just that I am just a poor boy, how can I be worthy of a rich lady?

Forget it, why do you think so much?

The past mind is unavailable, it has disappeared and is not real; the present mind is unavailable, it is fleeting and has become the past; the future mind is unavailable, it is unknowable and impermanent.

Since the three minds are unattainable, don't waste your time and have random delusions.

Putting aside his delusions, Li Xiaochen took the time to carry out the basic exercise of Qi gathering.

I don't know how much time passed before the car stopped.

Li Xiaochen opened his eyes and saw that he was surrounded by tall trees. After getting off the car, the birds were singing in the mountains and the air was fresh, which made him feel refreshed.

The person in charge helped move down the tent, food and daily necessities, then said goodbye to Jiang Mier and drove away.

After setting up the tent and putting everything inside, Jiang Mier took Li Xiaochen to a big tree.

"From now on, we will conduct a two-day special training. First, let us sort out the skills you have mastered so far. Except for Taixuan Tianqingdao, you will also know the Flying Star Steps on the Moon and more than a thousand kinds of skills.

Making talismans and seals. Among them, the technique of instant flight is the best. We need to position you according to your own characteristics."

Jiang Mier paused and then said: "You have two attributes: thunder and air, which means you have the characteristics of speed and idling. In the terms of online games, your best development direction in the future should be D, damage per second.

, here refers to a unit with high attack power). But you have empty attributes, so you can become a powerful DPS with high attack and high dodge. You can attack when you advance, and dodge when you retreat. As soon as people see you, they will be frightened."

Li Xiaochen couldn't help but smile secretly when he heard what she said was interesting.

"Why are you laughing?" Jiang Mi'er gave him a slap in the face, "Those who are ignorant and unskilled and don't want to make progress are not allowed to laugh. It's teaching time now. Listen carefully. A powerful DPS should first have attack

Damage ability. In your current situation, the damage output is approximately zero. It is undeniable that the fact that you are such a loser has something to do with me. After all, I have never taught you any offensive moves. Well, let me tell you what I will do in the past two days.

Contents of special training.”

"Instructor, I have a problem!"

"explain."

"The strap of your bra has slipped down your arm."

Jiang Mi'er rolled her eyes at him, pulled up her suspender belt, and continued: "The Purple Yajian Sword, the Nine Heavens Mysterious Weapon passed down from generation to generation by the Jiang family, has the attribute of thunder. Only immortal cultivators with the attribute of thunder can use it. I can control it.

, naturally also has a physique with thunder attributes. Now I will give you a demonstration."

Jiang Mier's right arm naturally drooped, with her five fingers together making a knife shape.

Concentrating her true energy on her palm, she saw white light wrapped in purple light emitting from her entire palm, like thousands of gnawing lightnings that cracked the sky and screamed, making chaotic noises.

In just a short while, these lightning bolts, which were continuously twisted into strong lines of various thicknesses and lengths, made the tall trees nearby tremble and the fallen leaves become colorful.

"Open your eyes and watch carefully. Youth only lasts for a moment." Jiang Mier slowly raised her right arm.

When her right palm was raised to near her left shoulder, she suddenly slashed diagonally from the upper left to the lower right.

She only saw a glimpse of light pouring out of her palm instantly, like an extended thin knife, slashing at the trunk of the big tree in front of her.

The white blade turned into purple lightning and lightning, just after cutting it, shrank in a moment, returned to Jiang Mier's palm, and returned to the original beating lightning.

If Li Xiaochen hadn't practiced Taixuan Tianqing Dao and his five senses were much sharper than ordinary people, he would never have been able to see this lightning strike clearly.

At this time, the huge tree, which required four or five people holding hands to hold it up, suddenly fell down with a crash.

The incision was slanted and neat. When Li Xiaochen touched it with his hand, there was no unevenness at all, just like a perfect bevel. Even with a sawmill, it was impossible to achieve this.
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