Li Xiaochen hurriedly took off his white coat, put the hat and mask back in place, and carefully wiped all places where fingerprints might be stained.

He then checked whether his hair had fallen here, recovered the throwing knife engraved with incantations on the table, and opened the door of the infirmary vigilantly. After confirming that there was no stranger nearby, he closed the door and left.

Walking on the campus path, he was wondering, where should he go?

Should we go home directly or go back to the scene to have a look?

It's better to go and take a look. Otherwise, you will have to spend a lot of time explaining it to Tang Yao afterwards.

Li Xiaochen put his hands in the two pockets of his pants and easily returned downstairs to the girls' dormitory.

But he saw the school doctor taking Jiang Qinqin’s blood pressure.

Not long after, there was a loud bang, and Zhao Dahai shouted from the eight-story dormitory building: "You useless idiots! You can't even figure out where the female classmate lives. It's taking up my time."

.If she commits suicide, I will let you dance too!"

A few seconds later, Zhao Dahai and several security guards appeared on the balcony where Jiang Qinqin had been.

He looked down and saw Jiang Qinqin lying in Tang Yao's arms, not dead yet.

Zhao Dahai breathed a sigh of relief, clasped his hands together, and muttered: "Thank God, Buddha bless you, God, Amen, Queen Mother. At last, no one was killed, and my job was saved..."

"Tch—" all the students made disdainful sounds.

"The security guards in our school are worse than flower vases. They are not good to look at, let alone useful. They disappear at critical moments. It is simply a great shame for our school!"

"That's right, after paying so much money to the school, can't they hire some reliable security guards?"

"The security guards are reliable. Sows can climb trees. Are you counting on them? Hum! The doctor in the white coat is still handsome. Hey, you are the school doctor? Does your school doctor have a tall, handsome and cool miracle doctor who can fly into the sky and escape from the earth?

?”

While the school doctor was doing the examination, he said: "There are no miracle doctors. There is only one quack doctor. They are just mediocre doctors."

Li Xiaochen secretly smiled, walked to Tang Yao, patted her shoulder gently, and said with a smile: "It seems that nothing is wrong with me. I'll go back to sleep."

Tang Yao smiled at him, nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work tonight."

"I didn't help much, I just went to call the doctor. Good night." After waving his hand, Li Xiaochen faded out of the crowd.

Qin Yufei stared at Li Xiaochen's back that gradually disappeared into the distance, and moved her lips slightly: "Xiao Bi, when the man in the white coat appeared just now, was he also there?"

Xiaobi recalled it hard and said, "He seemed to have said he was going to the infirmary to call the school doctor, and then left."

Qin Yufei looked away, with something in her eyes: "Let's go, Xiaobi."

"Hey, miss, the dormitory is not over there."

"Let's go to the infirmary first."

The next morning, Li Xiaochen, who was sleeping on the floor, was having a sweet dream when his eyelids were suddenly torn open by a piercing scream.

"Li——Xiao——chen!" An extremely ugly face full of resentment came into Li Xiaochen's eyes angrily.

"Wow - monster!" Li Xiaochen quickly covered his head with the quilt, not daring to look any further.

Oh my god, I just took one look at that face, and it felt like my eyes had been raped.

It’s over, it’s over, what should I do if I have needle holes in my butt and hemorrhoids in my eyes?

No, I must be having a nightmare, a nightmare...

But I didn’t seem to dream about going to the West to get scriptures last night. Is the one who wants to eat me a white-bone spirit or a spider spirit?

Probably not. Generally speaking, female fairies are quite beautiful. The face just now is obviously that of Bajie.

Could it be that Bajie rebelled and became a master without any hesitation in order to marry the female goblin?

Huh? Wait, why does it seem like I’ve seen that face before?

Li Xiaochen tried hard to think back and suddenly realized.

Yes, I helped Jiang Mier put on makeup last night!

Li Xiaochen took the quilt away and looked at the classic face in front of him with a smile.

The bright red lipstick not only covered her seductive little mouth, but also drew a circle around her mouth.

Blue and green "beards" surround her mouth and grow everywhere.

The willow-leaf curved eyebrows, as gentle and beautiful as Jiangnan beauties, were painted into domineering broad-blade eyebrows.

However, this heavy make-up mixed with masculine atmosphere is added with bright malachite green eyeshadow, which makes it a little more feminine.

There was a lifelike lump of cow dung on each cheek, which seemed to be steaming.

The words "Pure Man" were also written on his forehead with lipstick.

The rest of the space on the face is filled up by more than a dozen "scars" of different lengths.

The most ridiculous thing is that there is an unfinished cigarette drawn on the corner of her mouth.

It looks like Jiang Mier is holding a cigarette butt.

Looking closely at this messed up face, it really makes people laugh.

Li Xiaochen covered his mouth and looked away, not daring to look again. He was afraid that he would lose control and laugh out loud.

Jiang Mier angrily put her hands on her hips and pointed at Li Xiaochen: "You still have the nerve to laugh? It's all your fault!"

"Hahahaha..." Li Xiaochen couldn't bear it any longer, holding his belly and laughing loudly.

Jiang Mier stared at Li Xiaochen, snorted, and smiled happily.

After laughing for a while, Li Xiaochen felt a little strange and glanced at her: "Why are you laughing so much?"

Jiang Mier laughed so much that she lay on the bed, unable to straighten up, and she didn't even have the strength to answer him.

Li Xiaochen felt something was wrong: Could it be that she was afraid of being laughed at by me, so she used this method to save face?

That's not quite right. Jiang Mi'er, a girl who loves to laugh, has always been full of tricks.

Every time she smiles crookedly, something bad is happening.

At this moment, Jiang Mier's cell phone rang. She rubbed the tears from her laughter and answered the phone: "Hello? Oh... I am. Him? My young master just got up... Well, please wait a moment.

Just a moment."

Jiang Mier handed the phone to Li Xiaochen: "Tang Yao is looking for you."

After saying that, she laughed again.

Li Xiaochen shook his head in confusion: This girl is crazy. What's so funny?

"Hey, President, what do you want from me?"

"Li Xiaochen, I have almost become your personal assistant. All matters related to you should come to me first."

"ah?"

"Forget it, the dean wants to talk to you today. At eight o'clock in the morning, remember to arrive at the dean's office on time."

Li Xiaochen was greatly puzzled: "Why is the dean looking for me? Should he punish me?"

"Ask him yourself. Also, after talking to the dean, come to the student union office to see me. By the way, bring your beautiful maid with you. I have something to do with you." After that, Tang Yao

hang up the phone.

Li Xiaochen put the phone back inexplicably, feeling a little confused by Tang Yao's businesslike tone.

Should I say that she deserves to be a sultry woman?

Okay, let's ignore this for the time being. It's better to go see the dean first. Don't make any more trouble.

Li Xiaochen entered the bathroom and just picked up his toothbrush to brush his teeth when he suddenly saw the person in the mirror...

"Jiang Mi'er!" Li Xiaochen put down his toothbrush and looked at himself in the mirror speechlessly.

His eyes were painted with bright red lipstick into two big hearts.

Extending from the upper lip to the chin, an exaggerated open-mouth expression is drawn, which is simply lifelike.

The whole face is just like those wretched men in anime whose eyes turn into red hearts and their mouths are full of laughter after seeing a beautiful woman.

What depresses Li Xiaochen the most is that there are also words on his forehead, and they are in two rows: Mier Mier, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!

The last exclamation point was drawn along the bridge of the nose to the tip of the nose. The lower point was clicked on the Renzhong point.

No wonder Jiang Mier was laughing so hard. It turned out that she had fought back when Li Xiaochen fell asleep.

The deliberate shouting just now and the series of actions that followed were all performances designed to give him the illusion that his plot was successful.

"Hahahaha..." Jiang Mier laughed even louder when she heard Li Xiaochen calling her name.

Li Xiaochen, who was dumbfounded, couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Jiang Mi'er, Jiang Mi'er, how many men in this world can compete with your exquisite head and belly of bad ideas?

…

The dean of May's School of Management is Melzak.

Dean Melzac is a middle-aged man with a sparse beard on his face.

The two faint mustaches on his lips gave him the air of a mature man.
To be continued...