Chapter Three and Four
The emperor goes to court every day and goes back to the palace. He goes to court every day, three bowls of tofu, three bowls of tofu. The young man is greedy and afraid of being tired, and he is not focused. He is always a project and becomes bored soon. He wants to change his lifestyle, but he wants to have some new tricks. It is inconvenient to ask others, and the ministers in the court dare not ask randomly, so he found a more mature eunuch in the harem, called him to the place where no one was, and asked in a low voice:
"Man, have you ever been to the palace? Do you know what good places are outside?"
"I've been there, and it's not fun or not, but the place I play is different from others."
“What’s the difference?”
"They are going to where men go, but like us, who are neither male nor female, what fun is there?" the eunuch shook his head and said embarrassedly.
"Can you take me out of the palace to go to the place where men play?"
"I dare not, take the emperor out of the palace. If there is any mistake, it will be a crime of beheading! The slave cannot afford to take responsibility, but the slave cannot afford to take responsibility. Your Majesty, don't make things difficult for me." The eunuch's head shook like a rattle.
"Are you afraid of a bird? If I have me to support you, don't be afraid, ah? I'm sorry, you eunuchs, who have cut a bird and have no courage, and you are afraid of smashing your head even if you fall leaves." The emperor ridiculed and sarcastic.
"But there are also great heroes among our eunuchs!" The eunuch raised his head proudly.
"Who?" The emperor regretted it a little as soon as he said it. He was the least willing to mention this person.
"Pan is the Marshal Pan again! Haven't you heard of it before?"
"I've heard it, forget it, let's not talk about this anymore, let's discuss going out of the palace to have fun." The emperor deliberately changed the topic.
Because it was the first time I went out, I didn't know what the market price outside was. Fortunately, the emperor was fooled halfway and lived in the fiefdom when he was a teenager. He knew a little about the situation outside. He understood the truth that it was impossible to go out for three steps without money. He asked the eunuch to collect 100 taels of gold from the general manager. I was afraid that it would not be enough, so he put a piece of jade in his arms. He told the eunuch: When he left the palace gate, he was called Zhang Dahu, and the eunuch was also changed to Zhang Dahu's servant, and changed his name to Wang Xiaoliu. The eunuch was very surprised and said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, you guessed it very accurately. My name when I was in my hometown was Wang Xiaoliu."
"How many brothers do you have?" the emperor asked casually.
"Eight!" Wang Xiaoliu said with a slight elegance, "My father is partial, the four above are all for the crime of old-fashioned characters, Wang Boss Wang, Wang Lao Er, etc. It is our turn to become the crime of small-fashioned characters, Wang Xiaowu, Wang Xiaoliu, etc. Fortunately, when I became eunuchs, it doesn't matter what the name of my hometown is."
The emperor thought Wang Xiaoliu was nagging and stopped him with words, saying, "You are mute and you can't keep your conversation open. If you leak a word about our going out, I will send someone to kill your whole family. Start with the little turtle and kill until no one in the house breathes."
Wang Xiaoliu corrected and said, "Your Majesty, my little brother is called Wang Xiaoba, not Xiaobu. Don't kill the wrong ones when you kill them. The puppy we feed is called Xiaobu!"
"You can't be wrong, the dog will be killed together!"
"Hehe, the emperor is just talking about it. The emperor doesn't kill anyone. I know this better than anyone else."
"Why?"
"I know that the emperor is a good person, the best and best emperor in the world."
"So this kid is not stupid. This guy can be promoted in the future." The emperor praised in his heart.
It has been more than ten years since Wang Xiaoliu entered the palace. He was two years earlier than Pan You'an and Wang Xiaowu's group! Wang Xiaowu's name is similar to his, but in fact he has no blood relationship. In this year, he has never heard of anything or nothing. In the year he was in charge of Zhao Xiaogao, he had followed Zhao Xiaogao to a place called Hualou, Hualou, or Blue and White House. Wang Xiaoliu is a lottery and is not interested in men and women, so he is not concerned about that place. The name Basin Wangzhaoguo went to the country of Forgetful Jawwa. But he probably remembers the place and talks about it when he arrived at that place. Anyway, the emperor wants fun, so he doesn't care about him.
When I arrived at the door of the store, I realized that it was neither called * nor Hualou, but it was called the large-sized "Yixiangting". Many people gathered at the door, and those who had finished their work went out, and those who wanted to do it were squeezed in. Some people, whether they had no money or had too much money, gathered together and looked at the poster just posted on the wall at the door. Wang Xiaoliu first came over and saw that it read:
"Yixiangting just got a beautiful woman named Dian (Diao) Jin Zhong. She is 14 years old. She is beautiful and beautiful, and is fascinating. She has proven that she is still a hundred thousand percent virgin (if you want to pay for all losses if you want to pay for it). So she is scheduled to hold a public auction ceremony for the opening ceremony at midnight, with a 100 taels of silver. I hope that those who are willing to participate in the capital will participate enthusiastically, and don't miss this great opportunity that is rare in a century. The rich will succeed, and those who arrive first will have a chance. I wish you all good luck in your career."
Wang Xiaoliu ran over to give the emperor a detailed explanation. When the emperor heard this, Long Xin was very happy and shouted:
"There is such a good thing? Xiao Liutou leads the way, let's join in and join in the fun!"
Someone who was running around came to greet him. Wang Xiaoliu was quick-eyed and stuffed two taels of silver into his second brother's hand (this is Wang Xiaoliu's private money), and told him that he was also here to bid for the auction. The second brother saw that the guest was dressed in bright clothes and had a bulging arms. He seemed to be a rich man and was very good at making trouble, so he opened a special seat and placed it in the most conspicuous position in the front row.
Zhang Dahu sat down and made Wang Xiaoliu shook the gold-packed bag, one hundred taels of gold and twenty taels per ingot, a total of five ingots. It was bright and golden on the tea table. Which one was not jealous?
After a while, the store manager came to speak, one was to start shooting and opening treasures for the beautiful girl in the wedding, and the other was to reward everyone's long-term support and love for our store, so it was decided that all expenses tonight would be responsible for the store, and all tea, melon seeds, snacks, etc. would be provided for free, and how much to eat. Please enjoy yourself, eat as much as you fill, drink as you fill. After the auction, the store also prepared a sumptuous night sky for everyone, which is naturally free.
When the colored door was finally over, a two-wheeled car was launched at the opening of the colorful door. A woman sat upright on the car. All the friends were stunned. What a golden bell! I saw that the woman, with black hair like clouds, a face like autumn moon, dark eyebrows, dark eyes, and a small nose, as if she was Chang'e descending to the earth and the jade girl was reborn. It was exactly: It is said that Diao Chan has a good face, but who has seen Xi Shi's true appearance? If she presents this woman, she will be appointed as the prime minister.
There was a hundred taels of gold from Zhang Dahou, and some people who were not confident were eager to try it out all their thoughts. However, if they did not make up the atmosphere of the auction venue, they would directly ask Zhang Dahou to take out one hundred taels of gold, which was difficult to convince people in terms of emotion and reason. The boss of Yixiangting heard that it was about to be in a mess, so she took action herself, gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and said in an extraordinary way:
"We sacrifice our life to accompany the gentleman, and the girls tonight will be half the price!"
The guests were immediately sensational.
The price of the auctioneer at the auction table was raised to 3,000 taels, and the hall was surprisingly silent. This was a bankrupt price. No matter how good a girl was, what would the children of a dilapidated family provide for others? What would it feel like to hug the beautiful girl and eat chaff?
He slapped the person and shouted 3,000 taels twice. Suddenly, a man with a gentle and gentleman appearance appeared at the door. He saw that he screamed impatiently as soon as he entered the door:
"I'll pay five thousand taels!"
"Zhang Dahu" thought he had the chance of winning, but unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin appeared halfway. He didn't care much about the girl because there were countless girls at home, and what kind of guys were there? The key was his good atmosphere and he was fighting for this aura. Who dared to find food on his dining table? I wanted to die and wait for dawn?
Zhang Dahu took out the jade Ruyi from his arms.
Although the main photographer was not very sensible, he was shocked when he saw the appearance and workmanship. He estimated it briefly and said that he could not speak for at least ten thousand taels of silver. But he couldn't figure it out and deliberately bowed to the victim:
"Kei, our store generally does not collect jade jewelry or jewelry. However, the situation tonight is special, so it is an exception. The boy asked, how much silver is the jade worth?"
Zhang Dahu's cowhide lanterns are covered with lanterns, and the inside and outside are blocked. Can he, the emperor, know how much a broken Ruyi placed on the palace table is worth? He answered nonsense:
"Anyway, (he almost read out 'I') just wanted to be the champion and ignore anything else."
The main auctioneer didn't know what to do, but the auction house was a bit unstoppable, and suddenly someone shouted:
"I want that lord, 100,000 taels!" There is still someone who knows the goods.
The girl was a filming girl who had never seen this formation. He wanted to promote this transaction, which could be considered as an increase of revenue for Yixiangting. It seems that Mr. Zhang is also a fool, just a little coaxing. Anyway, it would be his best to hang the Golden Bell tonight. Seeing that things were over, all the money sold by Ruyi belonged to the store. Zhang Dahu was the one who was filming that night. The plan for the filming girl was not yet finalized, and the later literati and poet suddenly shouted:
"Catch me all the thiefs who have hidden their national treasures, disrupting the order of the flower building, and all the golden bells, and send them to the government to detain them. I will wait for the master to give them a speech!"
After the literary master said that, seven or eight warriors came in. They took Zhang Dahu and the golden bell without any reason, tied them up, and tied them up in the prime minister's mansion without any worries.
After a long time, the cousin of the shop recovered. Where did this group of evil men come from? How did we take our people away? The Golden Bell cost a lot of money, but that was because the seller didn't know the goods! Before leaving, he didn't care about the gang of robbers who were stolen, and how to ask for it in the future? The old man was too regretful. This took my life. How could the cooked duck fly? The boss couldn't stand such a blow, his eyes tilted and his mouth slanted, and he fell on the floor of the hall, ignoring his modesty, and he ignored his face. He shouted and screamed, cried and howled.
Chapter completed!